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Afghanistan

• Hamid Karzai, President of Afghanistan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

American Indian/North American (Native)

• Cochise (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Crazy Horse (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Geronimo (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Mangas Coloradas (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Red Cloud (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Touch the Clouds (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Victorio (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Austria

• Josef Fritzl, criminal (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Australia

• John Monash, WWI general (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Julia Morris, comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ned Kelly, bushranger (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Belgium

• Helmut Lotti, singer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Brazil

• Chico Mendes, environmentalist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Canada

• Dave Foley, actor and comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Paul Watson, environmentalist and pirate (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Roger Avary, screenwriter and director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Shania Twain, musician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

China

• Zheng He, admiral and explorer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Colombia

• Pablo Escobar, drug lord (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Czech Republic

• Milos Forman, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Denmark

• Bjarne Riis, road bicycle racer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Tycho Brahe, astronomer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Egypt

Modern

• Hosni Mubarak, former President and military commander (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Finland

• Renny Harlin, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

France

• Alexander Herrmann, magician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bernard Arnault, billionaire (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Émile Durkheim, sociologist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Évariste Galois, mathematician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Francois l'Olonnais, pirate (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Henri Poincaré, mathematician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jacques Cartier, explorer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jacques de Molay (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (infernal red mage) --Currently redirects to Gumen
• Jean-Jacques Annaud, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jean-Pierre Jeunet, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Joseph Louis Lagrange, mathematician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Julia Kristeva, feminist and philosopher (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Luc Besson, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Pierre de Fermat, mathematician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Pierre Lafitte, pirate (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Richard Virenque, road racing cyclist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Robert Nivelle, WWI general (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Roman Polanski, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Thomas Voeckler, road racing cyclist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Germany

• Albert Schweitzer, doctor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Alexander Grothendieck, mathematician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Carl Gustav Jacob Jacobi, mathematician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Chris Hülsbeck, video game music composer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Claudia Schiffer, model (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• David Hilbert, mathematician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Emmy Noether, mathematician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Georg Cantor, mathematician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Heinrich Schliemann, amateur archeologist and businessman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Hermann Weyl, mathematician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jules C. Silber, spy during WWI (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jurgen Prochnow, actor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Karl Weierstrass, mathematician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Klaus Fuchs, theoretical physicist and atomic spy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Manfred Trenz, computer game developer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Paul Emil von Lettow-Vorbeck, WWI general (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Peter Dirichlet, mathematician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Roland Emmerich, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Wolfgang Petersen, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Greece

Ancient

• Archimedes, mathematician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Eudoxus of Cnidus, mathematician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Modern

• Saints Cyril and Methodius, early Eastern Orthodox missionaries (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Hong Kong

• Corey Yuen, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Tsui Hark (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Hungary

• Nimród Antal, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Peter Lorre, actor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (There used to be a really godawful article on him that was mercifully removed, leaving all the Lorre links red)

India

• Brahmagupta, mathematician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Gautama Buddha, founder of Buddhism (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Kedar Joshi, anti-Indian Indian writer & philosopher (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Srinivasa Ramanujan, mathematician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Those Three Hindu Gods (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Iran

• Ayatollah Khomeini, religious leader and politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Persia

• Muḥammad ibn Musa al-Khwarizmī, mathematician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Ireland

Colin Farrell

• Colin Farrell, actor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Father Ted Crilly, Father Dougal Maguire and Father Jack Hackett (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (possibly as the "Craggy Island Martyrs", a parody of the Four Chaplains) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ronan Tynan, musician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Italy

• Gigi D'Agostino, pay attention to the music videos for "Bla Bla Bla" and "The Riddle" (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Giorgio Armani, fashion designer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Guccio Gucci, fashion designer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Joseph Louis Lagrange, mathematician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Luciano Pavarotti, musician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Reinhold Messner, mountaineer and explorer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Vatican City

• Father Guido Sarducci (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Jamaica

• Lee "Scratch" Perry, musician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Japan

• Hiroshi Yamauchi, longtime president of Nintendo (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Kazumi Totaka, video game composer and voice actor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Koji Kondo, video game composer and sound director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Mokona, manga artist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Nagasaki Martyrs (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Saigo Takamori, samurai revolutionary (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Satoshi Tajiri, video game designer and creator of Pokémon (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Malaysia

• Mahathir Mohamed - Current (and former prime minister)

Mexico

• Alejandro González Iñárritu, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Alfonso Cuarón, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Felipe Calderon, president (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Joaquin Guzman, druglord (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Pancho Villa, revolutionary (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Vicente Fox, former president (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Morocco

• Ibn Battuta, explorer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Netherlands

• Mata Hari, spy during WWI (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Norway

• Mutt and Jeff (spies), MI5 spy duo during WWII (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Niels Henrik Abel, mathematician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Roald Amundsen, explorer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Pakistan

• Benazir Bhutto, leader of the Pakistan Peoples Party (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Russia

• Konnolsky (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Vasili Blokhin, executioner (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Vasiliy Ulrikh, judge (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Scotland

• Burke and Hare, serial killers (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Captain Kidd, pirate (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• James Clerk Maxwell, physicist who formulated classical electromagnetic theory (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

South Africa

• Fritz Joubert Duquesne, spy during WWI (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

South Sudan

• Salva Kirr Mayardit, first President of South Sudan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Spain

• Hernán Cortés, conquistador who conquered the Aztecs (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Sweden

• Carl Linnaeus, botanist, physician, and zoologist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Leif Edling, musician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - see Candlemass for more details.
• Saint Petrus, Swedish author and creator of Bork language (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Switzerland

• Hans Ruedi Giger, surrealist painter (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Leonhard Euler, mathematician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

United Kingdom

• Adam Curtis (British filmmaker. Guy who did The Power of Nightmares) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Albert Pierrepoint, executioner (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Arthur Cayley, mathematician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bernard Montgomery, WWII general (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• The Bishop (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• "Baby-eating" Bishop of Bath and Wells (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bishop of West Anglia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Cambridge Five, spy ring during the Cold War (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Charles Frederick Worth, fashion designer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Christopher Stone (broadcaster), disc jockey (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Claude Dansey, assistant chief of MI6 during WWII (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Cozy Powell, musician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Daniel Defoe, writer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Danny Boyle, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• David Lean, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Doreen Valiente (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Douglas Haig, WWI general (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Edward Jenner, doctor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Estelle Roberts, psychic (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Florence Nightingale, doctor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Francis Willughby, ornithologist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• George Jeffreys, Lord Chancellor during the reign of King James II (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Gerald Gardner (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Howard Carter, archaeologist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jack the Stripper, serial killer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• James Booth, actor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• James Cook, explorer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jane Goodall, anthropologist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jean Shrimpton, model (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Andre, soldier and spy during the American Revolution (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Bodkin Adams, doctor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Cale, musician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Hunter (surgeon), doctor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Nevil Maskelyne, magician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Smyth (Baptist minister), founder of the Baptists (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Marc Bolan, musician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Mary Shelley, writer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Mary Wollstonecraft, writer and advocate of women's rights (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Mother Shipton, psychic (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Nick Abbot, radio presenter (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• P. C. Wren (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Paddy Ridsdale, MI5 secretary and intelligence operative during WWII (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Patrick Stewart, actor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Rabbi Tuckman, parody of Robin Hood's Friar Tuck (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Raj Persaud, psychiatrist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ralph Izzard, journalist and adventurer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Robert Little (minister), Unitarian minister (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Robert Louis Stevenson, writer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Rosemary Altea, psychic (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• The Scarlet Pimpernel, literary character (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, writer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - currently redirects to Sherlock Holmes
• Sir Henry Morgan, privateer during the "Golden Age of Piracy" (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Stephen Spurr, I considered putting this in villans, but thought that may be too gratifying for the good doctor. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Stewart Menzies, head of MI6 during WWII (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sybil Leek, psychic (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Tim Follin, video game music composer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Tony Scott, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Tristram Jones-Parry, I considered putting this under superheroes, but was unsure as to appropriateness? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• William Caxton (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

United States

• Alan Sokal (pt:Alan Sokal) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Al Smith, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Albert "The Mad Hatter" Anastasia, mobster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Alexander Shulgin, chemist who developed ecstasy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Allan Pinkerton, founder of the Pinkerton Detective Agency (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Allison DuBois, psychic (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Alvin York, WWI war hero (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• The Amazing Criswell, psychic (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Andrew Dice Clay, comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Arthur Jensen, psychologist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Arthur MacArthur, US Army general and father of Douglas MacArthur (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Audie Murphy, WWII war hero (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Baby Face Nelson, Public Enemy-era gangster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Belle Boyd, spy during the American Civil War (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel, mobster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bill Burr, comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bill Lynch, football coach (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bill McKibben, environmentalist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bill Paxton, tornado chaser, alien hunter, and jew slayer. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bill Randle, disc jockey (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Billy Bulger, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Billy the Kid, Wild West outlaw (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Billy Wilder, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Brad Stine, comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Braxton Bragg, CSA general (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bryan Singer, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bobcat Goldthwait, comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bob Woodward, journalist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bonnie & Clyde, Public Enemy-era gangsters (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Boss Tweed, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Boston Strangler, serial killer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Buddy Cianci, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Buddy Hackett, comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bull Connor, Commissioner of Public Safety in Birmingham, Alabama during the Civil Rights movement (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Byron "Low Tax" Looper, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Carl Bernstein, journalist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Carleton H. Sheets, infomercial pitchman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Carlo Gambino, mobster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Carrot Top, comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Casey Anthony, child murderer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Casey Kasem, radio personality (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Cedric the Entertainer, comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Charles "Lucky" Luciano, mobster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Charles Ponzi, swindler and inventor of the Pyramid scheme (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Cindy Crawford, model (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Cindy Margolis (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - world's most downloaded woman
• Clarence Darrow, lawyer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Clayton J. Lonetree, US Marine Sergeant convicted of espionage (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Clifford Bias, psychic (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Colin Greenwood, musician (of Radiohead) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Connie Chung, journalist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Craig Kilborn (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• D. B. Sweeney, actor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• D. W. Griffith, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (You know, a guy who glorified the KKK seriously needs an article about him)
• Dan Rather, journalist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Daniel Boone, frontiersman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Daniel Hale Williams, doctor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Daniel Patrick Moynihan, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Dave Attell, comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Dave Ramsey, radio personality (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• David Brower, environmentalist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• David Cross, comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• David Fincher, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• David Hennessy, New Orleans police chief who was murderered while investigating the earliest-known mob family (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Dick Cavett, comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Dion O'Bannion, mobster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Don Lapre, infomercial pitchman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Dorian Leigh, model (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Dustin Hoffman, actor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Dutch Schultz, mobster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ed O'Neill, actor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Edward R. Murrow, journalist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Elizabeth Cady Stanton, feminist figure (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Emeril Lagasse, celebrity chef (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Eric Massa, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Eric Stoltz, actor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• F. Lee Bailey, lawyer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Fernando Wood, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Flip Wilson, comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Francis Ford Coppola, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (Seriously? No article on him?)
• Frank Langella, actor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Frank "Don Cheech" Scalice, mobster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Frank Serpico, undercover NYPD detective who revealed its widespread corruption (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• George Armstrong Custer, US cavalry commander (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• George Burns, comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• George Maledon, executioner (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• George "Bugs" Moran, mobster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Gus Van Sant, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Hank Azaria, voice actor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Harvey Milk, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Henry Heimlich, doctor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Honest John Kelly, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Howard Burnham, spy during WWI (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Huey Long, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Hymie Weiss, mobster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ike Turner, musician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Isaac Parker, legendary "Hanging Judge" of the Old West (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jack Kevorkian, doctor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• "Machine Gun" Jack McGurn, mobster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jacob Philadelphia, magician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• James Armistead, spy during the American Revolution (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• James Franco, actor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• James Garner, actor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• James Jesus Angleton, chief of the CIA's counter-intelligence staff during the Cold War (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan, musician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Janis Joplin, musician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jeane Dixon, psychic (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jeffrey Combs, actor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jessica Valenti, feminist figure (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jim Breuer, comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jim Gaffigan, comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Joe "The Boss" Masseira, mobster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Joe Pilato, actor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Joe Rogan, comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Joey "The Clown" Lombardo, mobster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Dillinger, Public Enemy-era gangster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Edward, psychic (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Frankenheimer, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John James Audubon, ornithologist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Morrissey, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John von Neumann, mathematician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jon Peters (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jonathan Lee Riches (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (maybe we could get a frivolous lawsuit slapped on us too?)
• Joseph "Joe Bananas" Bonanno, mobster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Joseph Petrosino, New York detective who was killed during an undercover investigation (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Josh Homme, musician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Joyce Brothers, psychologist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Judith McNaught, we gotta make fun of the writers, too. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Katt Williams, comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ken Burns, documentary filmmaker (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ken "Joe the Jap" Eto, mobster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Kwame Kilpatrick, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• The Lady In Red, mystery woman seen with John Dillinger the night of his death (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Lady Wonder, psychic (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Larry Ellison, billionaire (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Larry Levan, disc jockey (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Laura Ingraham, radio personality (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Laura San Giacomo, Just Shoot Me star featuring her enormous breasts (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Laura Schlessinger, radio personality (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Learned Hand, judge (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Leigh Scott, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Lenny Bruce, comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Les Claypool, musician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Lloyd Kaufman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Louis C.K., comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Logan Lerman, actor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Lord Alfred Douglas (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Louis Eppolito and Stephen Caracappa, hitman team who infiltrated the NYPD (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Louis Gossett, Jr., actor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Lucy Stone, feminist figure (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ma Barker, Public Enemy-era gangster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Manuel Noriega, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Marie Castello, psychic (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Marion Barry, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Marshall Applewhite - see Heaven's Gate (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Martin Block, disc jockey (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Michael Dukakis, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Michael Mann, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Michael Pare, actor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Michael Savage, radio personality (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Mike Levey, infomercial pitchman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Naomi Wolf, feminist figure (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Nathan Hale, spy during the American Revolution (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Neal Boortz, radio personality (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Neko Case, musician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - attempt a play on words with "Neko" (as a general term, not the specific character with that name) - I'll work on this one. Thatdamnedfollowspot Wait, what were we talking about again? 14:46, August 6, 2010 (UTC) Never mind. I've tried and tried, but I can't. What I've done can be found here, if anyone wants it. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 22:44 Thursday, September 9, 2010
• Nellie Bly, journalist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Nick Lachey, musician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Nilsson, musician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Norbert Wiener (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Norman Schwarzkopf, Gulf War general (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• O. Henry, short story writer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Olivia Wilde, probably the hottest woman alive. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ollie Williams, probably not an actor, but could be if you think about it. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Paul Harvey, radio personality (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Paul "The Waiter" Ricca, mobster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Phineas Gage (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Phyllis Schlafly, feminist figure (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Pretty Boy Floyd, Public Enemy-era gangster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Rahm Emanuel, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Rebecca Walker, feminist figure (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Redd Foxx, comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Richard Gage (architect), founder of Architects & Engineers for 9/11 Truth (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Richard Helms, CIA's Director of Central Intelligence during the Cold War (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Richard Lewis, comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Rick Dees, radio personality (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Rick Perry, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ridley Scott, infomercial pitchman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Robert G. Elliott, executioner (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Roger Williams (theologian), early Baptist minister and founder of Rhode Island (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ron Popeil (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ronnie Coleman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Roy Bean, saloon-keeper and Justice of the Peace called "The Law West of the Pecos" (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sam "Mad Sam" DeStefano, mobster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sam Kinison, comedian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Samuel "Nails" Morton, mobster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sam Peckinpah, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sammy Davis Jr., musician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sammy "The Bull" Gravano, mobster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sheryl Crowe, musician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sidney Lumet, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sigourney Weaver, actor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sir Mix-A-Lot, musician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Stephen Conroy, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Strom Thurmond, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Suzanne Vega, musician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - mention the songs "Tom's Diner" (a.k.a. Mother of the MP3) and "Luka"
• Syd Field (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Taylor Momsen (pt:Taylor Momsen), Gossip Girl actress and singer. She loves vibrators and priests. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Thomas Knowlton, spy during the American Revolution (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Thomas Menino, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Timothy Sullivan, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Tom Pendergast, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Truman Capote, artist and writer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Valerie Plame, politician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Valerie Solanas, feminist figure (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Vincent "The Schemer" Drucci, mobster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Vincent "The Chin" Gigante, mobster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Virginia Hall, spy during WWII (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Vito "Don Vito" Genovese, mobster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Walton J. Wood, first public defender in U.S. history (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Warren Buffett, billionaire (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Warren Zevon, musician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Walter Cronkite, journalist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Whitey Bulger, mobster (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• William Forsythe, actor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• William Friedkin, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• William Quantrill, CSA general (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• William Wyler, director (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Winifred Bonfils, journalist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Zakk Wylde, musician (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)