Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/May 10
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May 10: Smoking Monkey Day (Kenya), Happy Super Good Fun Smiley Day (Japan), Step-Mothers-in-Law Day (USA)
- 1497 - Amerigo Vespucci invents the scooter.
- 1512 - The Male German Eruct Choir is founded by Johann Sebastian Mastropiero.
- 1865 - American Civil War: latest score 23-47, Confederates on 4th and 10, no time outs remaining.
- 1940 - Adolf Hitler sends the German Army to vacation in France and Belgium.
- 1972 - The Day the Earth stood still. Klaatu barada... nikwich? Uh-oh.
- 1979 - The tiny Federated States of Micronesia is accidently squashed by a hippo.
- 1985 - Live Aid Concerts are announced; starving Africans rejoice knowing that in twenty years time poverty will be eradicated.
- 1994 - Eclipse of the Sun is caused by Pamela Anderson over most of Norway.
- 1998 - The German band Scooter returns the favor by dedicating How Much Is the Fish? to Amerigo Vespucci.
- 2004 - Cheap Christmas trees on sale are spotted in IKEA. They are seen arguing over whether storage units are worth it and will fit in the car.
- 2005 - Live 8 Concerts announced; Bush and Blair promise this time things will be different.
- 2006 - National Step-Mothers-in-Law Day in the USA is organised by TAMIR, The Association for Most Ignored Relatives. They later set up National Younger Half-Brother Day, and National Grandfather's-21-Year-Old-Girlfriend Day.
- 2006 - Africa is officially on a diet – it's not hunger. See, pop stars have saved the world!!
- 2008 - James Madison rises from the dead to reclaim his throne as the greatest person ever.
- 2037 - Young MC turns 70. Irony threatens Earth's existence.