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• Miss England to Miss World: I'm out

• Qatar gifts Trump an airplane (pictured)

• Popeye deported for gang-related tattoos

• DOGE calls on Uncyclopedia

• Weezer gets weird at Trump's inauguration

• Trump tees up new American empire

• Elon Musk prepares for world government

• I'm a doctor — You're peeing all wrong

• US polls are broken ( listen)

• DNA evidence shows how Christ would vote

• Lebanon upgrades comms gear

• Ohio city goes to the dogs

• NE Patriots go "Judon-frei"

• Biden drops out, Harris goes large‎‎

• Starmer wins British general election

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