Portal:Television/Television News

• I'm a doctor — You're peeing all wrong

• US polls are broken ( listen)

• DNA evidence shows how Christ would vote (pictured)

• Lebanon upgrades comms gear

• Ohio city goes to the dogs

• NE Patriots go "Judon-frei"

• Biden drops out, Harris goes large‎‎

• Starmer wins British general election

• Assassin shoots Uncyclopedia in ear

• Pope Francis revealed to be chat-bot‎

• Sunak soaked for General Election announcement

• Ferrell sues owner of look-alike dog

• Alfa Romeos to get even uglier

• Ukraine minister charged with corruption

• French guard Buckingham Palace

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