Forum:The Slutties

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Some asshole told me to make a new slut list cause y'all just love seeing your fucking monikers all around everywhere like douches. Anyway, this includes only the slut's main userpage, not subpages or talkpages, and it has only those with 1000+ links to their page and the next closest person to 1000. Fuck you if your name is here. For some reason, a bunch of fuckers names were in bold, so I put them in bold again. Everyone who is a douche is either a blue or violet link. The link amounts are already wrong. Fuck you. Everyone who is awesome is not on here. Fuck you, douches. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:27, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

1. Mhaille (18,117 links)
2. Benson ‎(13,862 links)
3. Thekillerfroggy ‎(6,261 links)
4. TheLedBalloon ‎(5,403 links)
5. 4.252.99.182 ‎(4,468 links)
6. Zombiebaron ‎(4,398 links)
7. Sycamore ‎(4,276 links)
8. Modusoperandi ‎(4,266 links)
9. Tom mayfair ‎(4,227 links)
10. Insineratehymn ‎(4,003 links)
11. MrN9000 ‎(3,312 links)
12. Fnoodle ‎(3,196 links)
13. Dr. Skullthumper ‎(3,125 links)
14. Under user ‎(3,046 links)
15. Starnestommy ‎(2,947 links)
16. Codeine ‎(2,820 links)
17. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user ‎(2,395 links)
18. Todd Lyons ‎(2,362 links)
19. Mordillo ‎(2,286 links)
20. Bonner ‎(2,167 links)
21. THEDUDEMAN ‎(2,161 links)
22. Braydie ‎(2,161 links)
23. RAHB ‎(2,046 links)
24. Enzo Aquarius ‎(2,008 links)
25. Nintendorulez ‎(1,930 links)
26. Cajek ‎(1,830 links)
27. Olipro ‎(1,770 links)
28. Hinoa ‎(1,760 links)
29. Ljlego ‎(1,732 links)
30. Tompkins ‎(1,655 links)
31. SysRq ‎(1,644 links)
32. Manforman ‎(1,634 links)
33. Cs1987 ‎(1,572 links)
34. Rcmurphy ‎(1,479 links)
35. Electrified mocha chinchilla ‎(1,455 links)
36. Hindleyite ‎(1,315 links)
37. Kip the Dip ‎(1,279 links)
38. DJ Irreverent ‎(1,260 links)
39. Gerrycheevers ‎(1,205 links)
40. Necropaxx ‎(1,191 links)
41. Drama ‎(1,188 links)
42. Famine ‎(1,142 links)
43. Heerenveen ‎(1,130 links)
44. RabbiTechno ‎(1,088 links)
45. Orian57 ‎(1,070 links)
46. Strange but untrue ‎(1,061 links)
47. YesTimeToEdit ‎(1,048 links)
48. High Gen. Grue ‎(1,018 links)
49. THE ‎(1,008 links)
50. One-eyed Jack ‎(1,003 links)
51. Sannse ‎(969 links)

Comments/shitslinging

I spend too much time here.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:30, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

You do. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:53, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey, I got more than 2400 links now. This needs to be updated immediately! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:34, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

top 40! does this mean my edits will be relayed over the air by casey casem? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:10, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

No. Casey Afleck. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:16, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

How about

A slut list the doesn't count links from sig templates? It turns out quite different. Here's a template I made that will do it: {{ulk|username}}.

And here's the top 5, with sig template links not counted -

1. Mhaille: 410 links
2. Benson: 444 links
3. Thekillerfroggy: 342 links
4. TheLedBalloon: 366 links
5. 4.252.99.182: 10 links

Someone else can work the rest out and do a list that's based more on actual links than sig spamming. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 23:21, 06 Apr 2009

Look at this: Sockpuppet of an unregistered user: 500

I rule! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:24, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, it doesn't help much when you don't actually use a sig template. Most of those are still from signatures though, so you're only fooling yourself. Also, it doesn't go above 500. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 23:32, 06 Apr 2009

That wouldn't make it a slut list, then would it? Also: Dr. Skullthumper: 500 Also also: Way to come up with yet another excuse to rape the site with DPL. I applaud you. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 04:09 Apr 08, 2009

Hooray! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:30, 08 Apr 2009

Someday I'll make {{rape}}, the most server-power-consuming template ever. Then you'll be sorry. YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 04:33 Apr 08, 2009

Oh! I'm all for that! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:10, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Yes! Destroy the internets! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:18, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

is there already

... a way to see a list of the most linked to articles without manually checking each one and counting? I'm guessing Nobody cares, You Are Dead and Sexual Innuendo are somewhere up in the top 10. --222.151.215.60 03:31, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

That was me, but nobody cares. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 03:33, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Special:Mostlinked. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 04:10 Apr 08, 2009

Why are there more links to Sergei Rachmaninoff than sex and God? --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 06:10, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Probably because some asshole has it linked in his sig. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 06:13 Apr 08, 2009

He who controls the slut list controls the site. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:23, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Benson is rather close to controlling the site. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:27, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Only thanks to the combined efforts of Insineratehymn and myself, might I add. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:33, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm helping, too. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:40, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Man. You're not even on the slut list. What could you possibly contribute? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:47, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

You'll see. In 12 hours. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:49, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Actually, never mind my ramblings. Idiots. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:58, 11 April 2009 (UTC)