Forum:It's Slut List time again, folks!

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Once again it's that time of the month when we look and see who's made the Offical Paris Hilton Slut Leaderboard™. The "Whories" if you will.

1. User:Todd Lyons (1299 links) (3545 links and counting!)
2. User:Mhaille (1092 links)
3. User:Tompkins (814 links)
4. User:Splaka (768 links)
5. User:Rcmurphy (604 links)
6. User:Codeine (516 links)
7. User:Hinoa4 (403 links)
8. User:Nintendorulez (392 links)
9. User:Chronarion (358 links)
10. User:Keitei (355 links)
11. User:Carlb (353 links)
12. User:Savethemooses (352 links)
13. User:Hrodulf (335 links)
14. User:Elvis (333 links)
15. User:Dawg (324 links)
16. User:Gwax (323 links)
17. User:MoneySign (323 links)
18. User:Zombiebaron (318 links)
19. User:Nerd42 (305 links)
20. User:Bradaphraser (303 links)
21. User:Flammable (270 links)
22. User:Nytrospawn (260 links)
23. User:Hindleyite (246 links)
24. User:Rataube (243 links)
25. User:Ghelae (242 links)
26. User:Isra1337 (234 links)
27. User:David Gerard (206 links)
28. User:Some user (189 links)
29. User:RadicalX (188 links)
30. User:Famine (180 links)
31. User:Paulgb (171 links)
32. User:Sikon (169 links)
33. User:Spang (160 links)
34. User:SimulacrumCaputosis (157 links)
35. User:BobBobBob (153 links)

Comments, Excuses & General Finger-Pointing

• I seem to be holding steady at #20. Woo.--<<>> 16:36, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
• Brad, you're holding back....you need to spread your love around.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• Hey, I'm on the list (finally)! ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 16:44, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
• I wonder when will Todd surpass Oscar Wilde.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:12, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
• Well, if we had say... the top ten people change their sig so it linked to User:Todd lyons instead of their own userpage, we could boost him up there, just for a one time thing.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:52, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Thats just plain crazy talk, Tompkins.....no one would ever agree to something like that. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
  • Why would we want to help user:Todd lyons? He's kind of a jerk. Doesn't even have a userpage. —rc (t) 21:32, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
• And by the way, the list actually starts at Splarka. Spamming user talk pages with the welcome template? Not legit. —rc (t) 21:32, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
  • You're right. Everyone above Nintendorulez was doing that, except for you, Rcmurphy. That is how they got up there. --Sbluen 21:51, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
  • What about Spamming the Forum? Is that legitimate? eh, eh? ---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:06, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Actually thats grossy unfair, if you check the previous Slut Lists you can see who was climbing and who was falling. Its difficult to gauge, but I personally think that Todd would have overtaken Splarka by "natural" means by now. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• Holy hell, from unlisted to seventh. (goes to scout out street corners) —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY) 22:09, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
• If only I knew how to get on that list... --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 22:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
• How do you guys do it? i get worn out after about 100 links. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 19:36, 29 June 2006 (UTC) whoops, no sig...

"Well there's your problem, ma'am..." :) --<<>> 19:37, 29 June 2006 (UTC)

• I'm up to 8! --User:Nintendorulez 16:50, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
• Thanks for the love, folks. :) I'll apologize in advance for being around less this month. Lots to do at home right now. ~ T. (talk) 02:14, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Yeah, whatever. Like what? Wife? Kids? That's no excuse, man. —rc (t) 02:24, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
• Zombieslut? Has a nice ring to it. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:20, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
• Hooray! I'm #4476!...Or is that bad?--The One and Only Czar Yah 23:46, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

Wilde vs Lyons

Sign up to support Todd (and change your signature before doing so)

• ---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:16, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
•   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 08:04, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
• —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 16:19, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

Dammit, I had the hilarious idea to do this a long time ago but the computer I was using was too damn slow and wouldn't load any of the pages. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 18:51, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

We are almost there!---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 22:10, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

When do the statistics get updated? I just added a "GO TODD" link to Template:Cookie, as well as my own sig, thinking that would be more than enough. But the numbers haven't changed yet. Anyway, sorry if anyone is offended by my temporarily messing with the cookie template... I just thought it would speed things up a little bit!  c • > • cunwapquc? 00:24, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

For some reason it seems to take a short while before it kicks in. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

For and explanation on why the Cookie Template Trick doesn't work, check out this explanation by the Splak. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:38, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Yes, that was disappointing. If anybody wants to have a go with Template:Stub, that might be worth about 800 more links... But I'd suggest asking for Splaka's OK first -- you know, just to be polite about it and all.  c • > • cunwapquc? 15:19, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

I got an idea! We can start attributing quotes to Todd Lyons! Or we could manually change all the Oscar Wilde quotes to Todd quotes! Wow, that's a stupid idea.... --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:16, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

The really real sluts

Special:Statistics. Not 100% up to date, but there you will find a list of active users sorted by number of edits (or times they ran their spambots) and not by the number of times they spamed their signature.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 11:33, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

1. Carlb (by far)
2. Spalka
3. (Guess who?) Todd Lyons

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