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Forum:When will we have a new slut list?

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We've had one on every month of 2006, but we have not been doing it that often lately. --General Insineratehymn 14:18, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Whenever someone gets off their arse and makes one. I made the last one, but I'm too busy right now. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:50, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
How do you make one? --Hrodulf 15:19, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
1. Go here, and get all 1000 entries.
2. Copy to word processing program.
3. Delete all entries that aren't user pages.
4. Number the user pages in order.
5. Paste in Village Dump. Make the admins bold, and the welcoming committee whores italic, if you can be bothered.
Or, at least I hope that's the easiest way, and I didn't waste my time back in March. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:32, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

I sense a hidden agenda from Inineratehymn's side...~Jewriken.GIF 15:35, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

No, no agenda. I'm just wondering when the next slut list is going to be. --General Insineratehymn 15:37, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
Well, I can tell you that you have more links than you did last time. Quite a lot more, in fact. Then again, so do I. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:41, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
Users in bold are admins.
Users in italics are members of the Welcoming Committee and thus don't count.
Users in pink are gay Benson.
  1. User:Mhaille (7,692 links)
  2. User:Benson (4,083 links)
  3. User:Tom mayfair ‎(2,929 links)
  4. User:Insineratehymn ‎(2,900 links)
  5. User:Zombiebaron ‎(2,829 links)
  6. User:Todd Lyons ‎(2,605 links)
  7. User:Braydie ‎(2,073 links)
  8. User:Codeine ‎(1,978 links)
  9. User:Tompkins ‎(1,556 links)
  10. User:Modusoperandi ‎(1,553 links)
  11. User:Mordillo ‎(1,525 links)
  12. User:Rcmurphy ‎(1,051 links)
  13. User:Olipro ‎(1,044 links)
  14. User:Cs1987 ‎(1,001 links)
  15. User:Famine ‎(905 links)
  16. User:Hindleyite ‎(875 links)
  17. User:Splaka ‎(865 links)
  18. User:Nintendorulez ‎(823 links)
  19. User:Spang ‎(811 links)
  20. User:Savethemooses ‎(756 links)
  21. User:Hinoa ‎(750 links)*
  22. User:Zim ulator ‎(684 links)
  23. User:MoneySign ‎(666 links)
  24. User:HerrDoktor ‎(631 links)
  25. User:Crazyswordsman ‎(631 links)
  26. User:Tooltroll ‎(623 links)
  27. User:Hinoa4 ‎(622 links)*
  28. User:Ghelae ‎(578 links)
  29. User:DiZ ‎(571 links)
  30. User:Hrodulf ‎(561 links)
  31. User:Strange but untrue (550 links)
  • Note that Hinoa's combined link count would be 1372 - good for 12th place.

Apologies if I missed anybody. —rc (t) 15:48, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

I couldn't bear to see myself end up so close to 1000 without quite reaching it. So naturally I quickly whored myself out a few times and adjusted my total. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:56, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
Hey! People in the Welcoming Committee most certainly do count! --General Insineratehymn 20:06, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
Why is our glorious leader in pink? --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 21:51, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
Because pink is better than regular black! --General Insineratehymn 22:00, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Look at me, I'm technically whoring myself! --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:54, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

And again! --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:54, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
Keep it up and you'll be more popular than Scientology! --~ Tophatsig.png

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

21:59, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
That I will! I'm almost on the list too, 450 links or something of that sort. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:01, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
WRONG! It only counts one link per page. :) Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:34, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
Screw that, my plans of putting 7 links to my page in my sig have been foiled! --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:45, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
Ooh, I'm just off the end of the list... unless... you know, 31 is a much nicer number of entries than 30, I think. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:37, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, once you pass 25 you have to pay dues. Sure, it's in punchlines, but still. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:51, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

I Want a New Slut With a Starboard List

...the old one I have has a lisp, and the one before that a limp. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

What's wrong with listing on a port tack? --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 20:56, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
Sounds painful. Standing on tacks is bad enough. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:45, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
Plus port is kind of gross. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:52, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
:O How dare ye, walk the plank! (Yes, I just saw pirates of the Caribbean.) —Braydie 11:17, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
So did I, and no its not. I often enjoy a nice glass of port whilst I work.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Which is why I don't take the bus anymore. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:47, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
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