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Forum:We Are Prostitutes; A Slutlist
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- Mhaille (23,574 links) +3,929
- MrN9000 (10,684 links) ↑1 +912
- Benson (9,265 links) ↓1 -6,024
- Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (8,279 links) ↑2 +1,691
- Thekillerfroggy (7,635 links) ↓1 -161
- TheLedBalloon (6,628 links) ↓1 -6
- ChiefjusticeDS (6,181 links) ↑10 +2,942
- Modusoperandi (5,931 links) ↑1 +402
- Bradaphraser (5,844 links) not on previous list
- Sycamore (5,548 links) +380
- Under user (5,257 links) ↑1 +486
- Todd Lyons (5,004 links) ↓1 +67
- Zombiebaron (4,992 links) ↓6 -700
- Tom mayfair (4,278 links) ↓1 -659
- Insineratehymn (4,003 links) ↓1 -2
- Fnoodle (3,535 links) ↓1 +128
- Dr. Skullthumper (3,517 links) ↓1 +159
- Bonner (3,390 links) +190
- Colin "All your base" Heaney (3,200 links) not on previous list
- Codeine (3,045 links) +95
- Dexter111344 (3,040 links) ↑16 +1,363
- Starnestommy (3,031 links) ↓3 +7
- RAHB (2,997 links) ↓2 +204
- Mordillo (2,712 links) ↓2 +171
- Electrified mocha chinchilla (2,617 links) ↑3 +577
- Necropaxx (2,455 links) ↓1 +241
- Olipro (2,420 links) ↑2 +512
- THEDUDEMAN (2,380 links) ↓5 +10
- Ethine (2,359 links) not on previous list
- Paizuri (2,324 links) not on previous list
- Cajek (2,315 links) ↓7 +101
- Braydie (2,162 links) ↓6 +1
- Gerrycheevers (1,989 links) ↓3 +84
- Orian57 (1,928 links) ↓2 +42
- Mnbvcxz (1,903 links) ↑4 +258
- SysRq (1,878 links) ↓4 +18
- Kip the Dip (1,871 links) not on previous list
- Ljlego (1,812 links) ↓5 +21
- RabbiTechno (1,796 links) not on previous list
- Optimuschris (1,762 links) ↓4 +81
- Note: All statistics generated by comparison with the last slut list.
Comments
- It has been 246 days since the last slutlist so I thought it was probably time for a new one. You're welcome everybody. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:51, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Eleven? This goes to eleven! --UU - natter
08:35, Oct 30
WTF? Obviously I need to start welcoming everyone just to make the top 40 of this list! Where am I really? How many people I gotta kill to make it? It is Halloween after all... where's my shot gun... LINE UP EVERYBODY!!! ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~
~ 31 Oct 2010 ~ 22:05 (UTC)
WTF? Neat template... er, I mean, I need to work on this, too. Shotguns, Happytimes? Let's get rocket launchers! ~
*shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101031 - 22:12 (UTC)
- Yes!!! That is much better than a gun that shoots single servings of hard liquor! (I guess I did beat "User:BENSON," "Your Mom," & "George Bush;" "Pornography," "Mel Gibson," & "Sophia.") I am soooo popular; BHOP now means "Beat Happytimes you Old Potatoes!" Or something. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~
~ 31 Oct 2010 ~ 22:44 (UTC)
- What we need... is... what about them folks... that... er... what? Crap. ~
*shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101031 - 23:33 (UTC)
- What we need... is... what about them folks... that... er... what? Crap. ~
- Yes!!! That is much better than a gun that shoots single servings of hard liquor! (I guess I did beat "User:BENSON," "Your Mom," & "George Bush;" "Pornography," "Mel Gibson," & "Sophia.") I am soooo popular; BHOP now means "Beat Happytimes you Old Potatoes!" Or something. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~
My first time off the list. Although I would still be present if it wasn't for the cheaters welcoming committee cheaters. —rc (t) 03:44, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
- Wait, there's a welcoming committee? Since when? ~
*shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101101 - 03:54 (UTC)
- Since about the third one of these (I'm guessing... don't you read the archives? gheesh!) duh! ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~
~ 02 Nov 2010 ~ 23:51 (UTC)
- What archives? ~
*shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 00:53 (UTC)
- Didn't you get the memo from the Archives Committee? Damn, there's no way you're going to place high on the Archives List. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:55, November 3, 2010 (UTC)
- What Archives Committee? ~
*shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 01:02 (UTC)
- Sigh. Look, we're not going to get anywhere until you at least sign up with the Committee Committee. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:01, November 3, 2010 (UTC)
- A Committee Committee?! ~
*shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 05:05 (UTC)
- Yes. The Subcommittee Committee created it. The Committee on Subcommittees tried to stop them, but you know how ineffective they are... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:10, November 3, 2010 (UTC)
- I really don't. ~
*shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 12:36 (UTC)
- I really don't. ~
- Yes. The Subcommittee Committee created it. The Committee on Subcommittees tried to stop them, but you know how ineffective they are... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:10, November 3, 2010 (UTC)
- A Committee Committee?! ~
- Sigh. Look, we're not going to get anywhere until you at least sign up with the Committee Committee. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:01, November 3, 2010 (UTC)
- What Archives Committee? ~
- Didn't you get the memo from the Archives Committee? Damn, there's no way you're going to place high on the Archives List. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:55, November 3, 2010 (UTC)
- What archives? ~
- Since about the third one of these (I'm guessing... don't you read the archives? gheesh!) duh! ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~
HOLY SON OF A THUNDERDYKE! I LOST 5 PLACES! Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:42, November 8, 2010 (UTC)