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- Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:28, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 15:57, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. Jesus, I love the World War series joke. Who fucking cares if it's future history? Are we going to delete all the articles that are 90% made up? Oh wait, sorry, 100% of all articles on Uncyc? ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:56, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. Tolerable. --UU - natter 12:33, Mar 23
- Keep -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 16:25, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. incoherent time travel, name dropping, and Chuck Norris. --Mnb'z 04:59, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. MrN Fork you! 05:10, Mar 18
- Delete. Mash up futuristic history without any sense. If this is supposed to be funny then I am a goat. --Romartus 06:40, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete Per Romartus. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:12, 19 Mar
- Kerkill Unfunny. Like your dick in a box. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:27, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
- lol -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:56, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Poorly constructed. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:08, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
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- And I see that some other WW articles were deleted. Good god, we've got people with a sense of humour that rivals that of a stone-face reverend commanding VFD. Yeah, most of it's full of crap, but the underlying joke that I appreciate exists in the series joke. Man, I hate people. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:59, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
- Unsure. I've seen worse World War series articles, but... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:26, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
Kept. Sue me. MrN Fork you! 16:31, Mar 23
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- Keep. not quite bad enough for deletion. --Mnb'z 23:32, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:31, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. About meme, roughly in style of meme. Sorta works as parody in that respect. Not great by any stretch of the imagination, but still better than I was expecting for an article about Shoop Da Woop. --UU - natter 12:42, Mar 23
- Keep MrN Fork you! 14:38, Mar 23
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Delete.Hey look, the stupidest meme on the "chans" became the stupidest meme on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Now it's HERE!!! It's time to quarantine the plague of overplayed idiocy.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:43, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
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Abstain.. Just because I am old and clueless on this so can't say aye or nay on its worth. --Romartus 11:29, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
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- Strong Keep British subject, her Wikipedia page is just shy of 43 kilobytes. Also, she died yesterday, so she's in the news. --Mnb'z 04:05, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep MrN Fork you! 04:08, Mar 23
- Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:31, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. Needs a big fuck-off tidy up, mind. And I hope the media circus will blow over soon. Sheesh. --UU - natter 12:44, Mar 23
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- Abstain.. Don't know. I wouldn't delete it on the grounds that I haven't heard of her. There is plenty of stuff here I have no clue who that person is without checking Conservapedia..ah...Wikiwhatsitname...first. Anyway do we delete offensive stuff after people die in case Jade Goody fans read these pages . ??--Romartus 11:30, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
Kept Today, her name is on the front page of just about every newspaper in the UK. Zana: use Wikipedia and Google next time to find out who it is. MrN Fork you! 13:33, Mar 23
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- Delete. movie-cruft. I.e. fictional subject, namedrop spam, plot that goes nowhere, happens in the future. --Mnb'z 04:26, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:30, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Oh crap, another one of these. --UU - natter 12:45, Mar 23
- Delete. Have I not voted to delete this before ? Deja vu all over again ?--Romartus 14:11, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. MrN Fork you! 14:19, Mar 23
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Keep. Jokes for people taking advanced computer lessons. However it is coherent in its own little world .--Romartus 09:53, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. WAIT? What? STOP! "Should be trimmed down and merged with Windows XP(?) " What the hell does that mean? This is VFD. We delete pages here. The way it works is you do the merge first, then bring the dead page here afterwards. What are you guys who are voting delete Talking about? If this page is deleted, who is going to merge it with anything. ? Hold your horses guys. MrN Fork you! 10:19, Mar 21
- Keep. per above. ☭» Comrade DJ Gentoo, defending the proletariat. FOR THE MOTHERLAND! 13:43, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. It may have a load of crap in it, but there's also some good stuff. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:06, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep for now per MrN9000 --Mnb'z 17:07, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
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- Keep. Execution and structure are not the best but it could be tweaked to make it more interesting.--Romartus 09:56, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. WAIT? What? STOP! "Should be trimmed down and merged with Windows XP(?) " What the hell does that mean? This is VFD. We delete pages here. The way it works is you do the merge first, then bring the dead page here afterwards. What are you guys who are voting delete Talking about? If this page is deleted, who is going to merge it with anything. ? Hold your horses guys. MrN Fork you! 10:19, Mar 21
- Keep. per above. ☭» Comrade DJ Gentoo, defending the proletariat. FOR THE MOTHERLAND! 13:43, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep per above. Also, when making a nomination, add {{VFD}} to said article instead of making me do it. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:58, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. It has enough good stuff in it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:04, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
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Kept MrN Fork you! 14:26, Mar 21
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Delete. unfinished and stubby. Remove. --Romartus 09:46, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
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- Keep I love this. This is mostly really good surrealism/dada. Is it inappropriate for Uncyc? If you ask me, Illogicopedia wishes its dada were this good. I say if we can out-illogicopedia illogicopedia, good on us. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 07:26, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep.. A mixed salad of ideas in this one but should not be deleted as it would mean this is as bad as those lame movie spoofs we have been happily shooting here of late. So that is a Keep but writer could be 'slapped around a bit' to get their ideas and themes marshalled together better. So let off here - don't reoffend. --Romartus 07:32, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. as an article in the style of its subject. Maybe add some tomatoes and cheese. Mmmm...salad. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 07:35, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. "The term originated as the common name for schizophasia, a symptom of various mental illnesses. Schizophasia produces language that is not meaningful and might or might not be grammatical. "Salad" indicates that the words are tossed together randomly." I knew that. Honest. MrN Fork you! 08:48, Mar 20
- Keep. per consensus --Mnb'z 14:33, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
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Delete. incoherent. --Mnb'z 06:11, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
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Kept MrN Fork you! 18:20, Mar 20
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- Delete. hard to follow story, followed by namedrop spam, followed by related article spam. --Mnb'z 16:52, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
- Ker-Krap -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:55, 19 Mar
- Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:14, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.. Down to the dumper with this one.--Romartus 18:49, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.. --Docile hippopotamus 20:40, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.. If only the words "scary Movie" could be deleted from the public record.-- 21:03, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
- EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:16, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. Dull block o' towncruft text. No pics, no funnies, mild vanity and no edits since it was created and Syc slapped a stub tag on it. Nothing links to it, there are a bunch of redlinks, and it's utterly forgettable. --UU - natter 13:11, Mar 19
- Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:29, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --Mnb'z 15:05, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:18, 19 Mar
- Delete if UU can find a few more reasons, that is. He seems to think that little list of problems justifies deletion. Come on, I'd hate to think what we'd be left with if we deleted every article that had no pics, no funnies, mild vanity and no edits since it was created and Syc slapped a stub tag on it, and that nothing links to, and that have a bunch of redlinks, and are utterly forgettable. You gotta give me more than that. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 16:01, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. random, listy --Mnb'z 05:07, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Maybe I need to go to bed, but I read it, and yet have no idea what it's about. MrN Fork you! 05:14, Mar 18
- Delete. Localised 'Jude the Obscure' work . I understand cricket is involved somewhere but I detect no signs of humour in this piece or any attempt to write a coherent article. 100 Lines and five day detention. --Romartus 06:46, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete ugh. Most of you know this, but March Madness is a college basketball tournament. It is the height of comedy to purport that it is instead a cricket tournament. Get it? Cricket? Instead of Basketball? Get it? --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 17:34, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. I struggled to try and see anything redeemable. I failed. --UU - natter 09:42, Mar 19
- Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:27, 19 Mar
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- Delete. Random. Bandcruft. Norris. Over nine thouuussaaaannddd! Bleh. Oh, and it's not been touched in about a year, and nothing links to it. --UU - natter 11:45, Mar 19
- Delete Other than that it's the nuts though. Ah... I remember the good old days of VFD when we used to get stuff like this coming through all the time. These days VFD has got. Um. Better? MrN Fork you! 11:57, Mar 19
- Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:29, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --Mnb'z 15:11, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:26, 19 Mar
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- Delete. is this about anything whatever? --Mnb'z 18:19, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Place it in an unmarked grave. --Romartus 20:13, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Mitch 03:05, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 07:20, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Crap. --UU - natter 09:48, Mar 19
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- Deleted. Redirected to Islam. ~ 10:21, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. name drop spam, story doesn't go anywhere. --Mnb'z 05:05, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. MrN Fork you! 05:12, Mar 18
- Delete. Vanity publishing. --Romartus 06:42, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:24, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.--Just plain stupid.-- 08:30, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. Dull bandcruft piffle from 2007 with essentially no edits since then, nothing linking to it, and nothing interesting happening to it. --UU - natter 13:56, Mar 17
- Delete. --Mnb'z 13:57, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.. Pull the lever and now wash your hands after reading this. --Romartus 14:52, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:53, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
- Holy hell they are sad -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:59, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. doesn't really go anywhere, i.e. it has no plot. The core of this article is Groucho Marx bantering, and its fleshed out with namedrop spam. I get the feeling that this was created just to finish a trilogy. --Mnb'z 13:56, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Ace Attacker 14:21, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. I am glad we are getting rid of the phoney crap. What happens when we get to the real stuff underneath --Romartus 14:49, 17 March 2009 (UTC) ?
- Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:53, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. This article serves no purpose. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:48, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
- Kerkill At least Slappy wasn't in it. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:51, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. More towncruft. I have actually had a drink in a pub in this place. It's small, insignificant and a bit dull. Kinda like this article really. --UU - natter 10:54, Mar 17
- Delete. --Mnb'z 13:20, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. - extra minus marks for spelling mistakes. --Romartus 13:38, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:53, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
- Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:49, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
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- weak keep - This isn't just Slappy cruft.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:17, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. the Squirrel Who Must Not Be Named-cruft that doesn't go anywhere, and probably can't go anywhere. --Mnb'z 04:17, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Pointless and unfunny to boot. I don't think the writer understands that writing a parody of a parody just doesn't work on any level. --Romartus 07:27, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
- Kerkill And Romartus, the writer was the world's biggest furry fan. But worse. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:38, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
- I believe in the power of negative endorsement.--Romartus 23:42, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. It's basically the plot of an actual Carry On film, but with minor changes to names and a few random lines inserted. Nothing interesting. --UU - natter 09:55, Mar 17
- Delete. MrN Fork you! 12:40, Mar 17
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- Keep.. Not the best but is it the worst article in here ? Purgatory period before the eternal 101 Damnations ?--Romartus 10:47, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. "this female cartoon character is hawt!"-cruft. It looks similar to crablogger's work, but worse. --Mnb'z 04:37, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:52, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
- redlinks+pixelly images+cartoon rape = delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:57, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
- Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:35, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Blah blah hawt. Blah blah rape. Blah blah namedrop. Rinse and repeat. Yuk. --UU - natter 09:52, Mar 17
- Delete MrN Fork you! 12:36, Mar 17
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- Keep I'm drawing my personal keep line here. This is not offensive, it's written and presented OK, and I liked the caption on the duck pic. Not everything Crablogger did needs to be deleted. MrN Fork you! 18:51, Mar 14
- Keep per MrN9000. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:52, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. - This vote was in no way influenced by the fact MrN9000 has my mother hostage.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:15, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. Was gonna vote against but it actually looks ok and I dont mind a bit of randomness. --Kit talk 21:44 15 March
- Keep But tag it rewrite. If it ain't fixed by the end of July, put it back on here and let it fry. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:35, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
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Delete. another one of Crablogger's made up movies that goes nowhere beside dropping names and referencing other made up movies. --Mnb'z 18:47, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Sorry MrN, but this one's random and listy and just generally unfunny no matter who wrote it. I've nothing against Crablogger (hell, I don't even know who he is) but this one stinks. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:04, 14 Mar
- Delete.. I was going to vote to keep it but perhaps having articles like this lurking around will only breed more like it in dark corners. --Romartus 11:22, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
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- Abstain I did some cleanup on it, taking out the redundant list of actors and links to non-existent articles about non-existent movies. As long as it doesn't mention the Squirrel Who Must Not Be Named, I can live with it. --Mnb'z 05:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
- Slappy you mean? Oh, I do miss that Squirrel... MrN Fork you! 17:53, Mar 16
Kept Not sure this is suitable for a {{rewrite}} tag though. MrN Fork you! 19:40, Mar 16
- Yeah, well I said it is, Mr"Oh look at me! I became an admin while you were away curing cancer!"000. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:44, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
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- Reluctant Keep This does need a full from scratch rewrite. However, there are some less awful versions in the history, and deleting it will cause us to lose track of the pics. And, we shouldn't have a blank article for such a notable subject. This would be a good candidate for an Imperial Colonization. I don't think its a good idea to depend on a "rewrite fairy" to come along and produce a new article for this subject. --Mnb'z 18:59, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep Yep. MrN Fork you! 19:17, Mar 16
- Holding the Nose Keep - Agreed though only to save the pix. The article is typical 'uncyclopedian' of a certain style - one I hope that can be drowned soon in a bucket. --Romartus 19:31, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
- Alright then. Keep I guess. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:33, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
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"If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business. I do the very best I know how - the very best I can; and I mean to keep" MrN Fork you! 19:36, Mar 16
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- Delete. the last of the Squirrel Who Must Not Be Named-cruft. I would say a blank slate would be an improvement here. --Mnb'z 04:19, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.. Probably an improvement on the real film but this remains crushingly dull. Deserves oblivion. --Romartus 07:37, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. - Shit film, shit article--Sycamore (Talk) 08:18, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
- delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:58, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
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EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:21, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete. --Mnb'z 18:38, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
- Towncruft -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:06, 14 Mar
- Delete.. I understand 'Community IRA' have listed this article for immediate elimination. Take care Sir Sycamore - what with a British honour on your name. --Romartus 13:35, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
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- Cruft. -- The Colonel (talk) 00:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --Mnb'z 00:33, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Who are the The Relznukan Madmen, Inc ? Underwhelming. Deserves to have its directory mangled Windows Style. --Romartus 10:57, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:10, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. MrN Fork you! 08:31, Mar 16
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- More horrendous than computer-generated speeches. -- The Colonel (talk) 00:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. If there is a joke on this subject - this article isn't it. --Romartus 11:16, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:23, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --Mnb'z 03:30, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. MrN Fork you! 08:28, Mar 16
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- Keep. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 07:29, 15 Mar 2009
- Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:22, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. - Preferbaly keep them random ones, I can't be bothered to type more to explain what I mean.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:11, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. per above. --Mnb'z 03:30, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. If it's a real, well known thing and the article is not total shit it's not going to get deleted at VFD. MrN Fork you! 08:26, Mar 16
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- Cruft. -- The Colonel (talk) 00:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. The writer of this piece needs to get out more. So do I but that is a different story. --Romartus 10:59, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
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