Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive130

I-am-bored

Keep	Delete. Judging from the edit history, there appear to be races to see who can edit this article first, usually inserting some variant of penis. Judging by the lulz, they're from ED. Judging by the article, it should be deleted. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:44, 4 May 2008 (UTC) Interesting, I just expanded the edit history and noticed that the article was created yesterday, but already has well over 50 edits. It appears to have been created for the sole purpose of vandalizing it, which may not be a bad thing if it keeps the IP's that dominate the edit history away from the good articles. However, I'm not sure if that would be against the "spirit of Uncyclopedia" or even if it's allowed, so I'm leaving the nomination up to see what others think about this. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:52, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
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Nishism

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Delete	Delete. Creative? Sure. Random and unfunny? Definately. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 03:21, 3 May 2008 (UTC) Delete, the "i Applicants must be Awesome, Legendary or Cake" line isn't enough to save the page from itself. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:19, 3 May 2008 (UTC) Delete Per the above. MrN  Fork you! 16:16, May 3 Delete. Smells like teen vanity: "Pope James XIV - 16 years old and is a student at walton high, studying biology, maths physics and Design technology"? Yeah, right. ----OEJ 20:05, 3 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. Awful. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:46, May 4 Yo out. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:35, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
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carsonfish

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Delete	Throw it Back. Under the legal humor limit and comes from gibberish polluted water.--Count of Monkey Crisco 23:34, 2 May 2008 (UTC) Delete I liked "It is a fish that breathes air, so it has to lick the ice until it can get to the top" but that one line does not save this stub with no wiki page, and suspect Google hits... MrN  Fork you! 02:22, May 3 Delete. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 03:35, 3 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. Silly in a bad way: random, jumpy, and trivial. ----OEJ 20:07, 3 May 2008 (UTC) Yuck random, strange and not funny --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:58, 4 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. A nice, easy one: crap - get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:44, May 4
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Bomb

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Delete	Delete Came across this when I was de-Chucking the database. I usually would just prune the damn thing, but a quick perusal (took about five minutes!) yields no redeeming value under the layers of crap. It's just a list. Treat it as such.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 15:24, 2 May 2008 (UTC) This BLOWS (Get it! Hardy har har!). Really lame article. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 16:45, 2 May 2008 (UTC) Delete OK, lets have another go at this one. I could find nothing worth keeping either. MrN  Fork you! 18:47, May 2 Delete. I edited this a little several months ago, but it's mostly become a playground for unregistered One-Line Charlies. We're better off without it. ----OEJ 20:18, 3 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. Finding anything worthwhile in here is like finding a needle in a haystack. Get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:25, May 4
Comments	Abstain. There's maybe a dozen good items in there but a lot of it is wasted. Would also leave a lot of redlinks if deleted. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:05, 2 May 2008 (UTC) "It would leave a lot of redlinks if deleted" isn't really an argument against deletion (example); it just makes the task of rewriting that much more urgent. If no one has a rewrite in mind, then consider making it into a disambiguation (Explosion, Kaboom, A Splode, the relevant line of All your base are belong to us, etc.) or redirecting it somewhere. Also consider userfying if a suitable target user can be found. --Pentium5dot1 04:53, 4 May 2008 (UTC) Disambigd. Or however you spell it. Voting closed. ~ 16:02, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

Why?:Milk is the worst thing in the world

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Delete	Ix-nay. Pretty terrible. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:52 May 1 Delete. Crap. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 02:07, 2 May 2008 (UTC) PURGE THE CRAPPY WHYS Awful and the idea is just stupid and overdone (Why?:X is evil, Why?:Kill X). --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:30, 2 May 2008 (UTC) Cow tits. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 14:03, 4 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. Crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:16, May 4
Comments	Abs Tis not great, but I think we have far worse... MrN  Fork you! 01:25, May 2 Abs I like the idea, but too much of the content is pants. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:32, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

System of a Down

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Delete	Delete -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:43, 4 May 2008 (UTC) Delete Per TKF. MrN  Fork you! 04:12, May 4 You know that snowball clause thing? Yeah. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:17, May 4
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The Big Red Two

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Delete	Delete - Starts off bad, and gets worse. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 04:25, May 3 Delete. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 04:40, 3 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. - User:Roachie/sig 16:57, 3 May 2008 (GMT) Delete. - This has survived long enough... MrN  Fork you! 16:18, May 3 Delete. Incoherent. And annoying in it's use of break-the-wall cliches. ----OEJ 20:02, 3 May 2008 (UTC) Fuck no Really damn annoying and not funny --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:08, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
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Radiohead

Keep	Keep because I wrote it and I think it's some of my best work. See comments below. YouFang 06:33, 3 May 2008 (UTC) Keep Personally, I try to use this page to remove crap which no one cares about. MrN  Fork you! 04:04, May 4 Keep A pretty decent article, if a bit random --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:07, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. A garbled and wacky page of changed lyrics. Not horrible, but still random, not really satirical, and (as far as I'm concerned) not really an appropriate kind of page for this site. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 03:52, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
Comments	As I understand it, the function of VFD is to remove random garbage written by idiots that somehow manages to slip under the QVFD radar. Radiohead is not such a page. Love went into crafting it from the satirical lyrics to the parodies of Thom Yorke's art. As I understand it, love is what separates the crap from the brilliant, what whittles satire from randomness. To put it plainly, a vote to delete Radiohead is a vote against love. It's a vote for hatred. It's just what the terrorists want. (ps- I never would have thought one of my articles would ever be accused of being random!) YouFang 06:33, 3 May 2008 (UTC) I hear you YouFang... Would it be possible to make this a bit more accessible to readers who are not fans of the band? It does look rather random at first glance, and perhaps you can do something about that? Please? Go on... say OK Computer? :-) MrN  Fork you! 16:14, May 3 Yes. The article is indeed written in the style of the liner notes for Radiohead's iconic album OK Computer. I have given the issue of accessability a lot of thought, and decided against it. In order for true satire to occur, there has to be SOME knowledge on the part of the reader. Indeed, it should be understood that somebody searching for Radiohead on the site would have enough knowledge to "get it". For the rest, there's the warning box at the start. In the past I have corrected the attempts of ignoramouses to "fix" the garbled style, and I guess I will have to weather the occasional VFD as well. sigh. You must suffer for your art. Will give it a fix then. Voting closed. ~ 11:45, 4 May 2008 (UTC) The article's pretty awesome, I don't think it even needs fixed. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 11:51, 04 May 2008

Fez

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Delete	Delete. Article that shows no intentions other than being satire-free, random jibberish. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 21:17, 2 May 2008 (UTC) Weak Delete. A bit too scattered and random. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:37, 2 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. Yep, it can go. MrN  Fork you! 00:13, May 3 Delete At first it was funny but after a bit it just became too stupid. - Zombie Teen Delete. Incoherent and rather randumb. ----OEJ 20:10, 3 May 2008 (UTC) Lame on a stick --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:11, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
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Succubus

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Delete	Delete. Terribly random, completely unfunny, and structured inadequately. It has no redeeming value, and doesn't belong on Unyclopedia. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 02:04, 2 May 2008 (UTC) Delete Suck you bus! -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:15, 2 May Delete I thought this was a made up word, but it does have a wiki page. It does not however have any humour I can detect. MrN  Fork you! 18:49, May 2 Delete. We need an article on succubi but not this one. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:53, 2 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. Merely horrible. Short, undeveloped, unwitty, without pictures, and badly formatted. ----OEJ 20:22, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
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UnNews:Austrian man manages to fulfil what is secretly every man's fantasy

Keep	Keep. Tasteless but passable. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:25, 2 May 2008 (UTC) Keep. Yeh, it's tasteless, but it's not that bad! - 18:39 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee! Keep. Per the above. MrN  Fork you! 18:43, May 2 Keep Just to piss off the page blanking IP. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:09, 2 May Keep (secretly my fantasy too.) --monika 20:23, 2 May 2008 (UTC) Keep. We've been way more offensive to way more people. If anything, this page isn't offensive enough. Oh, and I laughed at the first line. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by TheLedBalloon (talk • contribs)
Delete	Strong delete This article is totally lame. Not only that, it's lame. And, it's lame. Requesting the crucification of its author User:Smashmybrothersfacein. Aranherunar 17:40, 2 May 2008 (UTC) Fail. Very much teh fail.   Le Cejak • <May 02, 2008 [18:42]> Delete. Not horrible, but I don't see the humor in it. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 19:55, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Speedily kept (in a secret dungeon) -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:30, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

Claymore Mine

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Delete	Wait what? Horribly random, completely unfunny, and structured like it was blown up... by itself, apparently. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:27, 2 May 2008 (UTC) BOOM! is the sound I hope is made when you delete this crap. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:17, 2 May Delete. It's an amusing pun for a concept but there's nothing after that. P.s. added the vfd tag for you.--Count of Monkey Crisco 16:24, 2 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 16:46, 2 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. A bad stub. MrN  Fork you! 18:50, May 2
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Isiah Thomas

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Delete	Delete - Crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:40, 1 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. Just a load of wibbling with no point. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:26, May 1 Delete. For lots of different reasons. MrN  Fork you! 09:00, May 1 Buh-Bye. Random and unfunny. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 02:08, 2 May 2008 (UTC) Isiah Thomas is a kind of reptile which was discovered by British settlers in the Chicago region in the late 17th century. Nah, I don't need to read any further. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:21, 2 May Delete. Not good. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:30, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
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King leonidas

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Delete	Delete - WTF? Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:40, 1 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. Cobblers. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:21, May 1 Delete. Coopers? MrN  Fork you! 08:59, May 1 This is Madness!--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:23, 2 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. Its like someone gave a retard LSD and entered them into a "write the most random shit possible" contest. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 02:10, 2 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. Was this created by a random word generator? -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:23, 2 May
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Chris leavins

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Delete	Delete - No humour. None. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:40, 1 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. Yeah, I came across this a day or two back, and was going to nom it myself - not quite sure why I didn't - it's crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:20, May 1 Delete. Cos it's does not even try to be funny. MrN  Fork you! 08:57, May 1 Crap. Uggh. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 02:12, 2 May 2008 (UTC) FAIL That like drained humor from the site... like a blackhole except the blacks weren't to blame... this time --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:14, 2 May 2008 (UTC) Terrible -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:28, 2 May
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Bede cengia

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Delete	Delete. A glance at the history shows a longer version of this, and I was just gonna revert it, but the content of the old version, allied to the fact that a swift Google for "Bede cengia" came up with nothing, makes me think there's vanity going on. Codeine's mum would be baffled, as am I. Get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:06, Apr 30 Delete. Looks like its got a lot about Gary Glitter in there... Still, it's all pants, so get rid. MrN  Fork you! 08:54, May 1 Delete. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 02:13, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
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Pro-Test

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Delete	Delete. Yeah!!! No.   Le Cejak • <Apr 30, 2008 [15:57]> Delete. Woo! Cajek nommed something for deletion. Way to go! It's a ranty, unfunny bit about some Oxford students who formed a protest group for the use of animals in scientific testing, for those who want to know. So, facts detected, but not funny. get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:06, Apr 30 Delete. Not that badly written, but as UU says, this fails as the authors motives were clearly to publicise their cause, rather than actually remember to put any humour in... MrN  Fork you! 08:47, May 1 Delete. Get rid of this, and the world will be a better place. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 02:14, 2 May 2008 (UTC) OHHOHO unfunny crap, not even rats with human ears on them should be forced to read this --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:17, 2 May 2008 (UTC) Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:13, 2 May
Comments	“Pro-Test’s founder, Lorry Driver, is a well-known kitten huffer and wacky-backy addict. He is also known to suck dick regularly in exchange for crack cocaine.” ~ Pro-Test on LOLZ

Aled Jones

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Delete	Delete.. Devoid of humor, completely pointless. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 03:44, 30 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Much like the man himself. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 07:46, Apr 30 Delete - Pretty crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:32, 1 May 2008 (UTC) Delete Yea, get rid. Nothing of value. MrN  Fork you! 08:43, May 1
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Jos Vos

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Delete	This article makes no sense to me. This article may be hilarious if I were familiar with whatever it pretends to explain, but I definitely have no idea what the hell is going on. If you can think of a way to get this off Uncyclopedia, make it so. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 09:46, 28 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. I'm with Syndrome on this one - it makes no sense, a quick Google leaves me no nearer finding out what the hell's going on, and it's unfunny and just needs to go. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:57, Apr 28 Delete. Vanity based on the last paragraph? MrN  Fork you! 18:13, Apr 29 Delete - Just a load of randomness. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:31, 1 May 2008 (UTC) Delete - Put it out of its misery! - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 02:16, 2 May 2008 (UTC) Crap - Jos Verstappen perhaps? so this is Dutch/F1-cruft perhaps (Schumi = Schumacher) ? Plug a dyke with it. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:20, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
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Brain Fart

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Delete	Delete. Takes random to spectacular new levels. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:11, Apr 30 Delete. I followed a picture to this thing and put it on my watchlist when it was first born, planning to VFD it if it didn't go anywhere in a few weeks. It's amazing how consistently you can follow those shoop-da-whoop pictures to total crap. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:55, 30 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Utter ED crap. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:26, 30 Apr Delete The article name should allow some leeway, but this is just rubbish. MrN  Fork you! 08:56, May 1
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Balls of ore

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Delete	Delete. Vanity rubbish that somehow missed QVFD. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:55, Apr 30 Delete. More bandcruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:02, 30 April 2008 (UTC) Strong Keep Don't you people like music? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:52, 1 May 2008 (UTC) Delete - No need to get a fifth vote on this one. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:33, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
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Orochimaru

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Delete	Delete. Honestly this is sad --Vergil 00:35, 1 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. I won't beat about the bush: Utter crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:30, Apr 30 Delete. ...wtf is this?   Le Cejak • <Apr 30, 2008 [15:41]> Delete. Even 2nd rate characters from popular 3rd rate ninja animes deserve better than this 9th rate article.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:54, 30 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:26, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
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Type I Degenrative Super AIDS

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Delete	Delete. Definitive bandcruft. Your Myspace page doesn't make you relevant. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:31, 29 April 2008 (UTC) Seems factual and therefore not in line with the goals of Uncyclopedia. Then again, I've never heard of these guys so I don't know. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:33, 29 April 2008 (UTC) Lame - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] Delete. You know those articles where you see the title, think "I really don't need to read this to vote, do I?" but then go and read it because you want to be fair, and then wish you'd just followed your instinct and not wasted your time on it before voting? Yeah, this is one of those. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 07:45, Apr 30 Delete per UU. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:10, 30 Apr
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Milky white steed

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Delete	Delete. Bandcruft with gradeschool level gay jokes thrown in attempting to pass as humor.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:34, 28 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. OMG, bands r all so ghey! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:00, 28 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Ugh. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:13, Apr 29 Pants. MrN  Fork you! 18:01, Apr 29 Delete - Why oh why won't people from my home city of Perth learn how to write good articles? Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:26, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
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Steve Lemke

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Delete	More Vanity, although I confess to not reading this past "he raped Thor". --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 11:56, 28 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. I read further. I wish I hadn't. Sheesh. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:13, Apr 28 Delete. OK, I read the bottom bit... If you're going to be insulting, be funny. Like calling Under user "American" for example. Now that would be funny. Sheesh???? MrN  Fork you! 18:06, Apr 29 Sheesh! It's the sound made when you cut a sheep in half. Also; delete this drivel. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:07, 30 Apr Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:23, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
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Manuel Fraga

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Delete	Delete. Quite awesomely random. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:23, Apr 28 Delete. Seems really lazy. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:39, 28 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Rubbish, random and poor. MrN  Fork you! 18:15, Apr 29 Annihilate. Just... no. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 03:59, 30 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:13, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
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Live Bril

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Delete	Delete. Short, pointless in the extreme, unfunny, very little actual content - take your pick for a reason, but get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:52, Apr 28 Delete. I pick pointless. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 10:02, 28 April 2008 (UTC) Kill Brill. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:14, 28 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Stub it out. MrN  Fork you! 18:08, Apr 29 pWn. WTF mate? - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!]
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Circus

Keep	Keep. Er, I quite like this. It's some distance off brilliant, but I don't see deletion material here. If it goes, I'd like a copy in my userspace so that when the muse returns, I can give it the treatment. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:16, Apr 29 Mild Keep. Concept's solid enough, just needs a little more bulk. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:45, 29 April 2008 (UTC) Mild Keep It just needs a twisted mind to hold a knife to its throat until it shapes itself up. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:48, 29 April 2008 (UTC) Keep. MrN  Fork you! 17:59, Apr 29
Delete	Strong Against, what is this, VFD? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:54, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	{{Rewrite}} -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:08, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Finnish creationism

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Delete	Delete. Mostly gibberish. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:35, 28 April 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. Major qhatage. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:41 Apr 28 Delete. The Count is good at finding crap. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:42, 28 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Now that's what I call unintelligible piffle. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:22, Apr 28 Delete Sadly the only good thing about it is its title. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:50, 29 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 18:16, Apr 29
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uno

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Delete	Deltron. Listy and random with a number fetish. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:05, 27 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. It's like they started writing a page on uno before noticing that uno is not funny at all. At all. Do you hear me, mother? No, I'm not bringing you your soup! Yes, I was talking to a girl on the telephone! No, she's not a whore! You're the whore, mother! You're the whore! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:30, 28 April 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. Although I think Modus may have just made my day. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:42 Apr 28 Delete. Per the esteemed Count. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:21, Apr 28 Delete. MrN  Fork you! 18:18, Apr 29
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Tila Tequila

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Delete	Delete. It is still on DPP and fully protected, so I can't add the tag, but some noob found a way to hack through the cascading protection system and wrote an article about Tila Tequila. I can't edit the page since it is protected, so I can't add the tag. Anyway, the article sucks. --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 02:15, 27 April 2008 (UTC) Delete and protect Tila tequila too. That MadMax is so mad! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:08, 28 April 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. Some admin needs to look into this, that's pretty effed up that someone was able to edit this page. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:43 Apr 28 Delete. Er, what? Get rid and so forth. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:20, Apr 28 Delete. MrN  Fork you! 17:45, Apr 29 Delete Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:51, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	I added the VFD tag to the talk page, if that is OK --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 02:17, 27 April 2008 (UTC) Isn't this page too new for VFD? And it's a little worrying that someone edited a protected page. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:18, 27 April 2008 (UTC) I added the tag, btw. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:53, Apr 27 For anyone who cares, you can still move pages to DPP-protected titles, which is what MadMax did. The creator didn't hack DPP or anything. –—Hv (talk) 27/04 11:22

Cream the Rabbit

Keep	OMGSOCUTE! I'd estimate about one third to one half of this article is workable material. That's enough, right? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:39, 27 April 2008 (UTC) Keep. A bit name-droppy, but not bad, for gamecruft. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:30, 27 April 2008 (UTC) Weak keep. Strong rewrite tag. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:14, Apr 28 Keep. Tis not all that bad in places. MrN  Fork you! 17:41, Apr 29
Delete	OMGSOCUTE! That... is about the extent of the article. No funny to speak of. Ж WHEEEEE! 01:17, 27 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Sonicruft --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 02:05, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Yield. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:04, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Old Sarum

Keep	Keep as sometimes bollocks can look slightly better after a little trim? Hmm, maybe that's telling Cajek too much, however, I think this article is actually not doing any harm, and could have a lot of different meanings to different people... Eh? Oh hell, it's kinda funny to me I guess so... MrN  Fork you! 13:33, Apr 23
Delete	Delete. Random bollocks. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:00, Apr 23 Qhat. Speaks for itself. I see nothing to salvage as per UN:CM. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:24 Apr 23 Delete Redemption? You are a merciful god. Sir Roger 11:01, 26 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. This could at least have one reference to To Kill a Mockingbird, considering it is a location in the novel. Oh. And it needs to be funny. We can't forget about that. ~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 27/04/2008 @ 16:19
Comments	Generally, I only nom those for deletion that I see no stuff worthy of a trim in. If you see redemption where I see none, well that's why we have voting! Happy to be outvoted (but not changing my vote). --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:48, Apr 23 Per SysRq's UN:CM issue... Was ol Tolkin not from around those west country parts? MrN  Fork you! 18:39, Apr 24

Kekekeke zerg rush!

Keep	Keep. I think this should be kept as part of a series on Korea. None of the Korea articles are looking too hot right now, but maybe if we group them together like we do the Canada articles, someone will take pity on them and fix them. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:48, 23 April 2008 (UTC) Weak Keep. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:06, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	While I'm at it... More StarCruft. -->:( 04:06, 22 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Gamecruft. Unfunny, listy gamecruft. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:49, Apr 22 Delete. MrN  Fork you! 18:39, Apr 22 Gamecruft --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 21:19, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
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Kimberly Keller

Keep
Delete	Delete. Possible Vanity, just not very good. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:22, 26 April 2008 (UTC) Who? --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 22:35, 26 April 2008 (UTC) Probably vanity. Fails UN:CM by the Wikipedia and funny requirements, but it's the South Park image that gives it away. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:43, 27 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. If it ain't vanity, it still ain't up to much. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:30, Apr 27
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Hopscotch

Keep
Delete	Delete. Old stub with precious little funny. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:00, Apr 23 Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:08, 23 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Roger 11:03, 26 April 2008 (UTC) Delete - Crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:51, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
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Aretha Franklin

Keep	Keep and rewrite. If you do ding it, send it to me in my personal space - there is so much that be done with this. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:31, 24 April 2008 (UTC) Keep --User:The Improver/sig22:41, Apr 26 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Kinda random, really unfunny. She deserves better. Mind you, few people deserve worse than this... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:12, Apr 21 Delete. Anyone deserves better, no one deserves worse --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 21:20, 22 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Weird. Obviously not written by a fool, but it's just wrong in so many ways we are better without it. MrN  Fork you! 12:08, Apr 23 Delete And by the way, is it just my computer or are have the images on Uncyclopedia suddenly vanished? Sir Roger 11:08, 26 April 2008 (UTC) Delete - I'd much prefer it if PP started from scratch. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:40, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
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Duck proverbs

Keep	Keep Got a smile out of me, but I have been called pointless myself, so maybe that does not count. Keep it or put it somewhere I say. MrN  Fork you! 03:22, Apr 26 Keep It's actually unencyclopedic, a rarity these days. Sir Roger 10:51, 26 April 2008 (UTC) Keep I can finally talk to my duck now. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:59, 26 April 2008 (UTC) Keep. And merge, per the below unsigned comment. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:28, Apr 27
Delete	Kill This isn't horrible or obnoxious or anything like that. It's just completely pointless. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 13:52, 25 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Merge with duck (language) Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:37, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

Koreans

Keep	Keep per my earlier sentiment that all of the Korea-based articles are shite (with the possible exception of North Korea), but they need love and classification like the Canada articles have. If we huffed this, we'd have to huff pretty much every other article about Korea too. And all the other articles about racial groups that are bad. (The articles, not the groups.) --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:37, 25 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	I was gonna trim the lists and the quotes. Then I realized that would leave nothing left. Delete. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:51, Apr 25 Delete. Crap. Listcruft. Might need love, but then again, a blank canvas is probably a better start than this. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:30, Apr 25 Delete. Is there a way we can ban fat basement nerds who's only interaction with anything is through online games from writing anything besides game articles? --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:33, 25 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Ugh. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:31, 26 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Roger 10:58, 26 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Remove the lists and you get one paragraph of shite --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 10:14, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Syndrome: Keep in mind that most of the Canada related stuff has been huffed. Those that are in the template were the strongest of the bunch. Also, Canada itself was organized and improved mostly through the efforts of a small cadre of Hoser fanatics (or "Hosatics", also the name of a wonderful a capella group), including one particularly memorable user. You might know him. He's devilishly handsome and has been told by several people that he flashed at the bus stop that the herpes medication is minimizing the outbreaks. The other pages on that template were each massaged by a single user or a small number of users, complete with happy endings. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:31, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

Lestat de Lioncourt

Keep	Keep. This article needs a {{Wikipedia}} because I have no idea who it's about, but it's not so bad. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 09:05, 26 April 2008 (UTC) Keep. The author is still working on this. MrN  Fork you! 18:02, Apr 26 Keep. Changed my mind, just reviewed this. --User:The Improver/sig22:37, Apr 26 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Starcruft. And I'm not talking about Starcraft. Read the article to see why. --User:The Improver/sig03:10, Apr 26 2008 (UTC)
Comments	This noob appears to have written ten articles in just over a month. How about a tag of some sort to improve the article, maybe with a note to slow down and focus on quality rather than quantity. And to get rid of the litany of in-jokes. Sir Roger 10:46, 26 April 2008 (UTC) K -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:12, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

Entity5000

Keep
Delete	Van van vanity. The author's userpage even redirects to this page. I'd move this page to his userspace but I'm feeling spiteful today. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:52, 26 April 2008 (UTC) Delete How awful. Sir Roger 10:49, 26 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. There is good random and bad random. This isn't the first one. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:01, 26 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:14, 26 April 2008 (UTC) Random vanity --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 02:07, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Spiteful eh? Oh, you forgot the VFD tag. MrN  Fork you! 03:38, Apr 26 no u --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:23, 26 April 2008 (UTC) Upon further examination, this page was moved from Snake1337's userpage to the mainspace. Isn't there grounds for QVFD in there somewhere? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:23, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

Five Portions

Keep	No?. Well, I liked it enough to bother editing it... MrN  Fork you! 03:33, Apr 26 No. It's short, but it's coherent and not particularly unfunny. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:28, 26 April 2008 (UTC) Keep. Tolerable and a good source of fibre. Or fiber. One of those. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:19, 26 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Yes. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 13:18, 25 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Maybe -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:11, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

Bluto

Keep
Delete	SHIT Random, useless crap --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:44, 25 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. What he said. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:34, Apr 25 Delete.Shabuddu-whaaa? --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:22, 25 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. It's getting in the way anyway. MrN  Fork you! 03:34, Apr 26 Delete Somehow it survived three years. Sir Roger 10:55, 26 April 2008 (UTC)
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Alex Lifeson

Keep
Delete	Yuck. He's a member of the Order of Canada. This page, however, isn't worth the paper its printed on. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:58, 25 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Looks like a load of random rubbish to me. Maybe there is something subtle I'm missing here, but I doubt it. MrN  Fork you! 01:01, Apr 25 Pants. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:34, 25 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. This is pretty darn crap. Also, I hate the intro to YYZ - it took the longest time to get the hang of that on Expert on Guitar Hero 2. Bastard. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:28, Apr 25 Delete Sir Roger 11:13, 26 April 2008 (UTC) Delete --User:The Improver/sig22:39, Apr 26 2008 (UTC)
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Arnold Zamboni

Keep
Delete	Delete. Fails UN:CM, 2005cruft, text-based image, NOT THINKERER, and is gay. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:05, 25 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Fails, generally... MrN  Fork you! 00:42, Apr 25 Delete. FRAIL --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:47, 25 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per the above. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:21, Apr 25 Delete Sir Roger 11:11, 26 April 2008 (UTC)
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twatdar

Keep
Delete	Delete. Oprahcruft? Whatever, it's weak. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:56, 24 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Bad rip of Gaydar. It can go. MrN  Fork you! 00:07, Apr 25 ..Delete. Lame and unfunny. Twat it. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:20, Apr 25 Delete Sir Roger 11:09, 26 April 2008 (UTC) Seriously Delete --User:The Improver/sig22:40, Apr 26 2008 (UTC)
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Cameron Smith

Keep
Delete	It Sucks -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:33, 25 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. That does suck. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:38, 25 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Vanity page of a friend of a friend. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:34, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

BDSM

Keep	Keep. Scrapped those useless "Famous" lists. Now it's not too bad. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:52, 24 April 2008 (UTC) Weak keep. Meh, it's not beyond salvation, particularly now the worst of the lists are gone. Rewrite tag and let it limp free. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:27, Apr 24 Keep. The only I can find wrong with it is that it may be too factual. It is funny, regardless.--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 16:13, 24 April 2008 (UTC) Keep. MrN  Fork you! 18:23, Apr 24
Delete	Delete. Pretty much a series of lists --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 23:21, 23 April 2008 (UTC) Do NOT click any links! Oh wait, I did read this. Listcruft. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:26 Apr 23
Comments	Kept. ~ 11:53, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

Richard The Turd

Keep	Keep n improve -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) Keep I love the name and the article has some funny lines. --Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 13:17, 23 April 2008 (UTC) Weak keep as per above. VGD >=3 17:41, 24 April 2008 (UTC) Keep and rewrite! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:29, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Short, pointless, unfunny, kinda random. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:00, Apr 23 Delete. Great name for an article though. MrN  Fork you! 12:25, Apr 23 upsetting the balance. Get rid of this tripe. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S]  MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 03:19, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Tyger -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 13:21, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

Chump_Rock

Keep
Delete	Delete. Bad in a way I can't readily classify. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:01, 23 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. It is too listy and namedroppy --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 10:26, 23 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Namedroppy, listy, unfunny, strange concept and no real coherence. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:01, Apr 23 Delete. Don't think this can be saved. MrN  Fork you! 12:24, Apr 23
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University of Kent at Canterbury

Keep
Delete	Delete. A bit of unfunny piffle about a university, then a table of its union officers. Get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:12, Apr 21 Delete. The worst schoolcruft I have seen in a long time --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 21:57, 21 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Skillful use of tables. That's all the positive things I can say about it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:51, 22 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 12:09, Apr 23
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Star Wars Manifesto

Keep	Keep. "...suspended in thin air by sustained disbelief" is brilliant. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:05, 23 April 2008 (UTC) The very first line made me laugh. Keep and tag {{ugly}}. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:12, Apr 23 Keep. Yeah, it's possible to save this, I think. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:43, 23 April 2008 (UTC) Keep. It's a bit better now... MrN  Fork you! 18:36, Apr 24
Delete	Delete. Short, unfunny Star Wars cruft --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 20:54, 20 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Really goes downhill after the 2nd paragraph. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:57, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. ~ 11:46, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

Conor Brady

Keep	Random article keeping day. VGD >=3 17:44, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Random, unfunny page about some obscure newspaper editor --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 01:25, 19 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Yup, that's pretty random. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:22, Apr 19 Delete. Ugh... it's just vomit. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:05, 22 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Looked this over a few times... Na, delete it. MrN  Fork you! 18:30, Apr 24 Jnuk --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:50, 25 April 2008 (UTC)
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