Uncyclopedia:Conservation Week/2010-A

Black_flamingo11

• Samurai - I did this. May as well post it here, if only to draw attention to it. --Black Flamingo 18:31, July 16, 2010 (UTC)

Happytimes

... oh just you wait!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03 Jul 2010 ~ 19:27 (UTC)

Joe9320

• Hershey's I'm going to give this a massive overhaul (because not only that article is shitty, it also is very bad) and reduce the number of scat references to 1 or none.
  • Pulled out from rewriting that article as my rewrite was reverted by another person. I give up. THEY MAIMED THAT FUCKING TREE! |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 08:50, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
    • UU reverted the revert for you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:27, 7 July 2010
      • It is officially finished! After three days of not doing anything followed by a week of rewriting, it is done on 07:57, 2010 July 17. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 12:14, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

Mad Scientist Adam Mada

1. Zim (Invader Zim) page - Finished rewriting it on 22:18, July 14, 2010 after a few days. I may edit it some more afterwards though... Was also moved from the page Invader ZIM to Zim (Invader Zim)
2. Pikachu page - Finished rewriting it on 1:02, July 18, 2010 after a few days. Pikachurized the better, updated way with an actual pikachu-related subjet. I previously put an unfinished version on pee reviews. Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Pikachu Much better nonesense than it was 5 days ago in the nonesense template/catagory.
3. Angel page - Done on 16:04, July 15, 2010 after a few minutes of tweaking. Hopefully people will be able to understand the "ever-so great" subjet of obese and cute angels in the Mathematic world this time.
4. Dr. Nefarious - Finished rewriting one of the funniest, if not the best article I ever read in my opinion. (I made it even better than when I laughed my ass off the first time I read it.) 6:37, July 17, 2010. In the process of updating, spell/grammer checking, linking, rewriting (cutting the gay refrences by half (if possible))...and putting on the last coats of non-pink, purple paint.
5. Gir page - Unfinished. Sadley the page is a peice of choclate muffin shit and is in dire need of the truth... Its to random in other words.
6. Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Unfinished. "Oh, I'll be sure to kill the stupidity on that fucking article you call, AN ARTICLE!? Whats that Nail Bunny, why of course I'll be nice you damn, DAMN... I'll be right back to let you know what I did. I'll be back once I do my job. You'll be sure I will. You will be SURE...".

Guildensternenstein

• So far I've got next to nothing done this CW, though I have touched up my article on the Red Sea, so that kind of counts for something. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:48, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
• Federico Fellini It's been ages since I've done a director article, so now seems as good a time as ever to get back on the horse
• Gravity's Rainbow My second article ever. It sucks.
• Martin Scorsese While the current article is actually pretty decent, I've had an angle for a while now I think might be pretty funny
• UnPoetia:Paradise Abridged I also plan on fixing this up a bit per Saberwolf's pee advice during the week(s) in question - Using my butter judgement, I can't allow this one to be counted as a rewrite as you just wrote it and had it pee reviewed. Sorry, Guildy. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:37, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
  • Well, I wasn't planning on having it count as a rewrite, I was just announcing my intentions is all. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:44, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
    • Okay, sorry if I came off as an ass. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:45, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
      • You definitely didn't come off as an ass--if anything, I should have made that more clear to avoid confusion. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:54, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

Skinfan13

• Robert E. Lee I've been meaning to do this one for over a year now, and this upcoming week is an excellent time to start.
• Thomas Jefferson This article had been reserved for the last conservation week, but no one did anything with it. I'll take a whack at making it better.
• Aristotle Most of the Greek philosopher articles are good, but this one is incredibly average. I'd be happy to give it a facelift.
• The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy This needs some touching up as well, if I can complete the articles above in time, I'll do this one next.
• NFL This is entirely contingent upon me getting the above done as this article will be extremely challenging to meet people's expectations. Hopefully I can at least start this.
• Washington Redskins How could I forget about my beloved Redskins? I seriously need to rewrite that article! Hopefully I'll get around to it...

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays

• I'll probably just hit Random until I find something I can write about. Then I'll hit the showers.

• Taking Dublin to start with. Kiss the tip of my penis. -- nude Ape (pander) (Riot Porn) 23:31, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
• Arachnism, could turn into something reasonably clever if I use a sufficiently scholarly tone. -- nude Ape (pander) (Riot Porn) 14:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
  • Done, epic lulz were had. Compare diff. -- nude Ape (pander) (Riot Porn) 23:51, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

Count me in!

Anything to avoid studying! --Yap with Smuggler!

PuppyOnTheRadio

• Scrotum - been meaning to do something with scrotum for ages.

This is why you are SO tense!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03 Jul 2010 ~ 19:28 (UTC)

Do you think replacing it with the word SCROTUM in huge letters counts as a rewrite?                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 13:09, Jul 4 2010 UTC

Yes, but it would be ineligible since you planned out the content beforehand. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:58, 4 July 2010

Damn - I should have kept my mouth shut. Now I actually have to work on it.                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Monday, 03:21, Jul 5 2010 UTC

• The meaning of life. - I have no idea if this article exists until I hit save.

Well, I basically wrote half of Meaning of life. Are you gonna make it completely different or just make my stuff better while removing some bad stuff I may have left somewhere on the page (the part in the thumbnail)? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:58, 4 July 2010

Actually I'm probably going to dump that as a rewrite as it's not that bad, if a little listy. When I said I'd do that one I was just stuffing around and trying to see if there was an article of that name. There are more deserving of rewrite articles out there.                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Monday, 03:21, Jul 5 2010 UTC

• Of Mice and Men
  • I'm respectfully bowing out now due to time constraints... sigh!                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 21:19, Jul 11 2010 UTC

Asdfftxdn

• Grue - I'd love to add and edit parts of this article.
• Will Smith - Yep, this too.

Awww....i wanted to do grue....if you need a helping hand I'm open, and Ive got a page on grue catching as well.happymonkey39

Seeing as the article on Will Smith has been featured already, you should probably leave it alone. Also, I wrote it, so you should probably leave it alone. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 07:03, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

I suppose you wouldn't want me to put it on VFD either? Dammit! --Matfen 17:29, July 4, 2010 (UTC)

Hold on, Grue is a featured article, who exactly placed a rewrite tag on it? I'm going to revert it to its featured version (more or less). ~ 07:07, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

Dude...people have added on to that article you know, i also edited a bit...I never rewrote it...i don't think anyone did!...you kind of deleted a bit--Happymonkey39 04:02, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

He deleted bad stuff. And don't ever revert an admin again.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 05:13, July 07 2010 UTC

What do you mean bad stuff... this was one of the first articles ive ever read and its basically why i joined uncyclopedia...i mean he deleted all the facts about canadians and a whole little motion picture thing near the bottom...its been like that for months, and noones complained about it.

Happymonkey39

New to uncyclopedia overall, haven't made or edited many pages but ill give it a shot.

• Trolls-This one needs a total rewrite.

Socky

• War - I'm totally gonna PWN all of you shit fuckers. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:51, 4 July 2010
• Wizard - I'll make it fucking magical or something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:33, 5 July 2010

Damn, knew I should have tagged that when I saw it. Already too committed as it is though.                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Monday, 13:42, Jul 5 2010 UTC

You're free to help me with it, if you like. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:00, 5 July 2010

• Herodotus - Another one. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:00, 5 July 2010
• 300 (film) - THIS IS NOT A MEME! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:54, 5 July 2010
• Jesusaurus Rex - It's fucking prehistorical or something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:33, 7 July 2010

Paizuri

• ROFL - I was in the process of removing a ton of shit and vanity from this article when I discovered a great intro which I hope to expand on. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:07, 5 July 2010 (UTC) Disregard that I suck cocks. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 08:23, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

Lordarcadian

1. California State University - its just a list working on conversion  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  21:06, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. Product placement - just needs pics added and i have a idea for extra text  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  02:45, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
3. Road kill - i gave it love  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  20:30, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
4. Titanic - am going to raise this thing  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  01:35, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
5. Dialup there was nothing there just random button mashing.  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  02:04, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
6. HowTo:Drive A CarIt needed alot of help was more like how to blow up a car.  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  22:05, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
7. Substitute Teacher ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  00:10, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
8. HowTo:Irritate People it is an article of lists going to try to put into paragraphs.  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  18:29, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

Saberwolf116

• ∞ BC to 1 BC - I despise the timeline, so i'm going to rewrite this part of it and go from there. Saberwolf116 00:30, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

John Lydon

• HowTo:Stand Out in Class I'll start with this. After I've failed miserably, I will slink back into obscurity.--—John Lydon 16:20, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
• United States Navy I have a few plans for this. It only mentions semen 73 times. That is not nearly enough. --—John Lydon 13:26, July 8, 2010 (UTC)