Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Moment

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“All of us are in the gutter, but some of us only got here recently.”

~ Oscar Wilde

Welcome to the voting page. AHA! Indeed it is.

This is where we nominate n00bs for n00b of the moment.

Eligibility Requirements

In order to be considered a noob, you must:

• Be generally considered "new" or "n00by."
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have made a strong, noticeable presence on the site via writing, image manipulation, or continuous maintenance.

Nomination and voting process

You can't nominate yourself, n00b!

Nominate the noob who you think has made the most high-quality contributions in their short time here.

Rather than going on a month by month basis, a nomination for NotM will remain active until one of the following happens:

• The total score for an individual n00b at the end of any given month is +5, at which stage they reach NotM status
• 30 days pass from the time of nomination and the score remains below +5
• Any nominee is banned for a time longer than 2 weeks.

At this time you may vote ONCE for a noob, but you MAY VOTE FOR MULTIPLE N00BS. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle. All successful nominees will be highlighted on the main page the month following being granted award.

Only signed votes from registered users count! Please use a level two headline format for the nomination. And do add {{VoteNOTM}} to the nominee's userspace.

Fabulous Prizes

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page
• Fancy template to put on your user page (once we make one)

(Note: Contrary to what some may consider to be popular belief, winners of Uncyclopedia's Noob of the Moment Award® will not be entitled to complimentary beef jerky at their local grocery stores, but you might as well ask anyway. You never know your luck.)

Past Winners

Noob of the Month: Chronarion • RadicalX • Slackerboy • Mellomeh • Splaka • UtarEmpire • BobBobBob • Todd Lyons • Whywhywhy • MoneySign • Count of Monkey Crisco • Spang • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Nydas • Zombiebaron • Shandon • Procopius • Quira • Anyone • Braydie • Gneomi • Ben DeRoy • Contestant • RAHB • MichaelHax • Pigeon • ۞ • Dr. Skullthumper • Gerrycheevers • The UnIdiot • Jim Groovester • MrN9000 • AE • DJ Irreverent • Luvvy • Mightydandylion • YesTimeToEdit • Cheapinitreal • The Woodburninator • Mrmonkey72 • Rcmurphy • Multiliteralist • Nachlader • PaddyAtkinson • DrStrange • Tagstit • Guildensternenstein • Sonje • YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans • Clemens177 • Staircase • PuppyOnTheRadio • Sequence • Why do I need to provide this? • BlueSpiritGuy • Puffskein • Aleister • LisaKachold • HELPME • Joyce Carol Hall-and-Oates • Tragicbooty • English peasant • MsuCarencro • John Lydon • NonchalantCaterpillar • Lordarcadian • Thatdamnedfollowspot • Tonillero • Mimo&maxus • Putthatknifedown • Cat the Colourful • Omnifluff • Rpm • Neopowell • TheHumbucker • Lockdandload • NoNamesLeft • Mattsnow • PoopManPoop • HauntedUndies • Mattityahu • Iwritewhatiwant • Featured User • PopGoesTheWeasel • Jonny appleseed • Vodkelpplant • Tasmania

Noob of the Moment: XDshempXD • Alpha Quintesson • Mockingbird ST • Gabriel Turner • MasterWangs • Ticklethekeys • Ice cream mafia • Ratfactor • Snippy • Sinner George • KMnO • Leverage • Sumone10154 • Kamek98 • CDPCCNAC • MagicBus • Fakehater • Murder Frog • Bill Melater • Equilateralperil • ScottPat • Anton199 • Newman66 • Macboswell • KickAssAndGiggle • Nick123 • Alpalwriter • RAF Packington • TheWikiMan026 • ConCass2 • Moonhead42 • Ye Blacke Adder • EStop • Lord Castabarus • Alec Pradeux • OnePunch

For full details, see Past Winners

Official nomination(s) for November 2021

OnePunch (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 5

1. Nom and For. Got a slow start; his first couple of pages were rescued by other Uncyclopedians. Despite that, and even though our Welcoming Committee is apparently in self-quarantine, OnePunch has done a much more complete survey of the website than the usual newbie, including (1) writing for our Alternative Projects such as UnNews, (2) voting, (3) playing with templates, (4) attempting a complete treatment of the band Weezer, and (5) even reactivating our dormant Awards department to praise hard work. So I am returning the favor. Spıke 🎙️15:08 6-Nov-21
2. For. Lately OnePunch has been taking things down like One-Punch. Ka-pow! Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 08:30, 7 November 2021 (UTC)
3. For. Thanks mascot of a dog (and girl), but seriously I really want some beef jerky so can you maybe, and I know this is a stretch, but can I pretty please have some beef jerky? If not, that's fine, I understand and will get back to doing my Weezer articles. --◢   OnePunch   (Talk to me) 09:10, 7 November 2021 (UTC)

   Tasty food? seriously? We'll give you a handsome template you can put on your user page.... Spıke 🎙️09:38 7-Nov-21

   I guess that's fine also. A handsome template would probably increase my chances of getting laid compared to snacking on some beef jerky.... --◢   OnePunch   (Talk to me) 09:45, 7 November 2021 (UTC)

4. For. Strewth! RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:13, 7 November 2021 (UTC)

   Is that "haggis"? Spıke 🎙️14:36 7-Nov-21

   I believe it's this. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 06:10 8 November 2021

5. Support. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 06:10 8 November 2021