HowTo:Use IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMYYY to Help You Figure out What Other Abbreviations Mean
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IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMYYY is a carefully thought out abbreviation used by many people whom don't know what abbreviations such as LOL, GTFO, and STFU mean. This, of course, means that it is used by 100% of all the old people in the world. However, teenagers are sometimes seen using this abbreviation for reference. These certain types of teenagers can be described with one of three words; lame, virgin, or smart. If you are frequently described at school, at home, or deep within the confines of the lowest dungeon in WoW with one of these words, maybe you should see the below section to use as a reference for this referential abbreviation. On the other, if you think you're some hot shit, maybe you should just go away.
Okay, So I'm Pretty Lame, a Virgin, and Quite Smart. I Need Your Help, Article Dude[edit]
Well, you've come to the right place! Er... the right person. Well...the right person in this place. I hold all the answers that you seek! Possibly even some answers that you don't seek! But before we dive into all that complicated mumbo jumbo, we'll take the carefully planned out journey of the answers that you do seek! Though, keep an eye out for that sneaky extra information, it will try to get you when you're not looking.
1. Why Don't We Start Out With What This Monstrosity Actually Means?[edit]
Great suggestion! In fact, it's so great that I've chosen not to ignore it! Go reader! Way to suggest something! Now, I'm gonna c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y t-y-p-e o-u-t t-h-e a-b-b-r-e-v-i-a-t-i-o-n, p-l-e-a-s-e p-a-y a-t-t-e-n-t-i-o-n s-o t-h-a-t I d-o-n-'-t h-a-v-e t-o t-e-l-l y-o-u-r p-a-r-e-n-t-s w-h-a-t y-o-u d-i-d l-a-s-t s-u-m-m-e-r.
IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMYYY is the abbreviation for "if you don't know what the above abbreviation means, then you should use this one for reference, as it tells you that the above abbreviation means yadda, yadda, yadda".[1]
2. Now That I Know what the Abbreviation Means, How About Telling me How To Use it?[edit]
Well, while I'm sure that those big, scary people would disapprove of me telling you how to do something in an article not of the HowTo breed, I simply lack the ability to think like other people do! So, I'll probably end up telling you anyway! Go inabilities! Way to allow me to continue this article without any guilt![2]
Using "IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMYYY" requires you to replace "yadda, yadda, yadda", with the actual meaning of the abbreviation in question. EXAMPLE: IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMTMGCKYGA = If you don't know what the above abbreviation means, then you should use this one for reference, as it tells you that the above abbreviation means that my God can kick your God's ass.
See? Now wasn't that easy? So easy, a Caveman could do it? [3] Just in case it's not, we'll go through a short exercise:
Alright, Let's Do This Thing![edit]
First, stand up and stretch to your right! Alright! Now stretch to your left! Okay, good! Now down to the floor! What's that? You say you can't reach the floor? Nonsense! Now touch that floor! Come on! That's it; the red in your face tells you that you're doing it right! Oh, a vein burst. Nice touch. It almost seems that you are hurt. Gee, I'm so glad that isn't the case. I would probably be sent to-Oh? You've finally reached the floor? Good job! Now that you're warmed up, answer this question:
"IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMTYAD" means...
*A. If you don't know what the above abbreviation means, then you should use this one for reference, as it tells you that the above abbreviation means that you are dumb.
*B. If you don't know what the above abbreviation means, then you should use this one for reference, as it tells you that the above abbreviation means that you ate Doritos.
*C. If you don't know what the above abbreviation means, then you should use this one for reference, as it tells you that the above abbreviation means that you acquired darts!
*D. A, B, C, and E.
*E. All of the above.
If you answered A, B, C, D, or E, you are correct! Congratulations! However, if you answered F or some other letter, you should probably reread the beginning of the article.
Examples on How to Apply IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMYYY to Life[edit]
Now that you know how to use IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMYYY, let's look at some real life examples of how to use this abbreviation:
Example 0: In a Chatroom with Sally and Bob[edit]
Sally opens a chat window with Bob.
Sally: Hi there, Bob!
Bob: hi sally
Sally: Er...why are you typing like that?
Bob: i dunno, lol
Sally: What the hell does LOL meam?
Now, kids, repeat along with Bob!
Bob: IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMLOL, lol
Now get ready for comprehension to take its toll...
Sally: I...I don't get it.
Er...huh?
Bob: IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMLOL, sally lol
That's right, Bob! Repetition is a great way to get someone to learn something! You guys should follow Bob's example. He knows how to get the job done.
Sally: Bob, stop being an idiot and just tell me what LOL means.
Uh-oh...not good...
Bob: IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMLOL, u n00b!
Sally: You know what, Bob? F*** you.
Erm...okay. That example didn't count. Let me just change the number and...there. Now, let's move onto the REAL Example #1!
Example 1: At the Park With Joe and Karry[edit]
Joe: Wow, this day is such a good day. The birds are singing and that hick over there is playing some sort of instrument. Hmm...the birds are flying away. They must not like the loud sound of that thing.
Karry: OMG!
There's the abbreviation...
Joe: Erm...Karry, didn't we talk about this before?
Hold up on the IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMYYY. This moment just isn't perfect enough...
Karry: idk, lol
Joe: What?
Now, Karry! Go in for the kill!
Karry: IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMIDK and IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMLOL, joe, sheesh
Joe: Uh...yeah...I wanna break up...
Um...alright! Well, let's move onto the next section of this HowTo!
How To ACTUALLY Apply IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMYYY to your Life[edit]
Me: Hey Mom, LOL!
Mom: Did you just curse at your mother!?
Me: No! IYDKWTAAMTYSUTOFRAITYTTAAMLOL!
Mom: Oh, I get it! You're so awesome! Here, have all the candy and money you want! I don't need it!
Me: Gee, thanks Mom!
And that how you ACTUALLY apply it to your life. Now get out of here, I have to go spend my money.[4]
End Notes[edit]
- ↑ If I find that someone stole this definition and put in in UnDictionary, I will piss off God so he will destroy everyone in the world, including you.
- ↑ Wait...you're telling me that this is a HowTo article? Go mistakes! Way to make me look like an asshole!
- ↑ *cough* Er...well...ehem...yes, it could be.
- ↑ By my money, I mean YOUR MONEY! Ha HA, loser!