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This baby elephant has the whole wide world, in its hands

I was just thinking the other day, that noone really knows anyones real name in real life. I thought I might start off this list (lets see if anyone else adds anything ever)

• My real name is Buck Chuck Luck Moon-rocket Sun-bomb --ShabiDOO 23:51, February 5, 2012 (UTC)
• Dan. ~Pleb the magic! 00:35, 02/06/2012
• Kirby. Seriously! That's my real name. - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 2012-02-06T01:37

So is mine. My mother is a decendent of the famouse Moon-Rockets and my father is from the house of Sun-Bomb, and my three first names are the characters of an unknown story. Lovely isn't it Kirby?--ShabiDOO 01:45, February 6, 2012 (UTC)

• Mine's Kirby Seriously. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:54, February 6, 2012 (UTC)
• Nick. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:13, February 6, 2012 (UTC)
• Nate, and I could easily tell you the names and social security numbers of half of Uncyclopedia. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 15:45 Feb 6 2012

  Am I among that half? If so, feel free to post them... » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2012.02.08.07:44

• My real name is Eddie Murphy. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:27, February 6, 2012 (UTC)
• Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-TX). Call me Kay, except for Mimo, who can call me Bailey. There, you've drugged or dragged it out of me, either or. Aleister 17:05 6-2-'12
• Samuel L. Jackson. But because my name is too similar to that of a celebrity, I called myself Georgie. Sir Georgie • Harangue • Mediocracy 17:28, February 6, 2012 (UTC)
• Zombiebaron. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:31, February 6, 2012 (UTC)
• Pamela... uh, I mean, Bruce. Bruce Hardman. --Black Flamingo 10:18, February 8, 2012 (UTC)
• It's Jon, and I think I've learned the names of half of Uncyclopedia, but then I forgot them, because I drink a lot and I honestly don't really give a shit. pillow talk 22:03, February 8, 2012 (UTC)
• Professor Whiskers McMittens. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:25, February 9, 2012 (UTC)
  • I once attended a conference in Sumatra about the trade of cinnemon and nutmeg and a certain Prof. Wiskers McMittens gave the key note speach. Was that you? --ShabiDOO 18:08, February 9, 2012 (UTC)
    • Doubtful. It's a terribly common name. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:47, February 9, 2012 (UTC)
• My harem just calls me "Sir". Not Really—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:24, 9 February, 2012
  • Actually, it's "Sockariah! Yo-ah stihyal in the bathroom? Why'd you lock the do-ah? What ah you doing in thayah? Why are you in thayah for so long? Uthah people have to use the bathroom too, you know!". And you're all "Maw, I'm not doing nothing in hee-ya! No! Don't come in! Maw! Don't look at me! I will not go blind!" Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:39, February 9, 2012 (UTC)
    • That's impossible. I never masturbate. Not Really—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 5:02, 10 February, 2012
      • Holy shit, an impostor! I approve of what he said, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:06, 10 February 2012
• Andrew Cory Alice Bob Leslie Cat Carlos "Jynx" Ian Butch Travis John Jon Jan Joe Jerry Neil Lucifer Cindy Bill Quesly McManford P.H.D. M.D. B.S. Q.L.M. G.P.S. R.R.I. K.K.K. F. the fifty-seventh and a fourth. -- 02:13, February 10, 2012 (UTC)

Could we call you Bob for short? --ShabiDOO 05:10, February 10, 2012 (UTC)

• Puppy. Seriously. Pup 08:11 10 Feb '12
• Michael.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:38, February 13, 2012 (UTC)
• Mr. Flibble. I'm very cross. --ChiefjusticePS3 23:15, February 16, 2012 (UTC)
  • What a dorky reference. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:24, February 16, 2012 (UTC)
    • Your Mum is a dorky reference. --ChiefjusticePS3 23:35, February 16, 2012 (UTC)
      • Are you having trouble with flibbles? (I see your geeky reference, and raise you one.) Pup 11:41 16 Feb '12
• Pablooo Schnufenegger. Jonny appleseed 23:49, February 16, 2012 (UTC)
• Bill Murray. Good job guys. Loving the work you do here. --192.235.7.100 00:01, February 17, 2012 (UTC)
  • Loved the work you did on Groundhog Day, and Groundhog Day. Also that movie Groundhog Day. And that movie where very thing kept happening over and over again, like it was Groundhog Day. Pup 12:33 17 Feb '12
  • Mr. Flibble. I'm very cross. --ChiefjusticePS3 00:36, February 17, 2012 (UTC)
  • Are you having trouble with flibbles? (I see your geeky reference, and raise you two.) Pup 12:44 17 Feb '12
• Fucker, Mother -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 06:14, February 18, 2012 (UTC)
• Sire Mattsnow. Call me Mattsnow for short. Mattsnow 06:18, February 18, 2012 (UTC)
• Kefka Cagnazzo. I've been bullied a lot, thanks from asking. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 17:57 18 February 2012
• And oh, Chief, Puppy, am I trapped in somekind of a time loop? I believe so. I see things in two.~

Now excuse me, I'll go back to ruin the world. *Mueheheehehe* OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 18:00 18 February 2012

• • UNmarine777 whats its family name--UNmarine777 00:44, February 20, 2012 (UTC)
• Darth Chesterfield. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:09, February 20, 2012 (UTC)