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It has too much stuff. Mainly the interaction thing - it's twice as big as Wikipedia's, and a lot of it is pretty redundant. And the projects thing is bloody giant if you don't have javascript...

Anyway, I guess I'm asking...

• Do you people use all of that?
• Which ones do folks use?
• Would there be a better way to group some of these?
• Should we perhaps start using the Community Portal at some point?
• What, even, is the Community Portal?
• In fact, what are most of those, and how should a new user or reader or random passerby even know what they're for? I mean, I don't even know.

1234 ~ 16:26, 17 September 2011

Here are my answers: Yes, all of them, no, yes to join the Folding@home team, a way to find the link to Uncyclopedia's Folding@home team and who cares. --Chiefjustice3DS 16:34, September 17, 2011 (UTC)

That's not exactly filling me with confidence.

1234 ~ 16:52, 17 September 2011

You're already full of something else. Yes, that's right. You're full of candy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:04, September 17, 2011 (UTC)

I like candy.

1234 ~ 17:16, 17 September 2011

i herd u liek me. u rly rly liek me!!! -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 20 September 2011, at 01:40

I like it when you do things for me. Naughty things. Things like finishing roofing my shed for half-pay so I don't feed you to my cats.

1234 ~ 02:59, 20 September 2011

For the last time, i'm done with buying vibrating mouse toys for your sexually encouraged cat. Ask Magic man to do that for you, he visits "pet"shops most every day. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 20 September 2011, at 04:22

I use the sidebar all the time. You can get rid of the projets, and the toolbox, but let everything else stay. Seriously, i use it every time i come on, it's good. Fuck the community portal, and the ones i use are the following: Village Dump, Chatroom, VFH, VFP, Upcoming events, and Things to do. Although I dontr use the projects tab that much, at least keep HowTo therr, everyone loves that. →A (Ruins) 01:39, September 18, 2011 (UTC)

I agree its gotten pretty big over the years. When I last edited the sidebar, I tried to compensate by adding the most vital links under "Navigation" and "Interaction" (mirroring Wikipedia) and the "classic" sidebar under "Community". Though I don't use the sidebar as much as I used to, I did rely heavily Things to do during my early years here. I think it'd be helpful for a lot of newer users (especially those who might not be comfortable using Special:SpecialPages or Category:Uncyclopedia maintenance). Personally, I think the best way to reorganize the sidebar is to use Wikipedia's version. Anything leftover could be sorted into a third section or maybe incorporated into something like Wikipedia's recent changes header? MadMax 03:01, September 18, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, why not. Just need to not completely overdo it like they did... *shifty eyes*

1234 ~ 03:00, 20 September 2011

The community portal should be revamped. It would be a great chance to make a page with a comprehensive list of the links that any uncuyclopedia would need and give new users a good idea of the various spaces on uncyclopedia. Im willing to take part in a revamps--ShabiDOO 18:45, September 18, 2011 (UTC)

Great. Please do. Like, in userspace for now, though. Or something. Totally.

1234 ~ 02:59, 20 September 2011

I say keep them all there, they are all useful in my view. Mattsnow 07:54, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

All 40 links? Feel free to express that opinion by voting below. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:56, 20 September 2011

OK you're right, there are some who are useless, but the majority is useful. I'll vote against the useless ones. But there should be a link that links to all these links who are mildly useful, do you get my drill? Mattsnow 09:39, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

Just finished the first version of the recent changes template. MadMax 09:11, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

Hmm, what exactly does that template do, MadMax? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:18, 20 September 2011

It's a version of Wikipedia's recent changes template to replace the current one. In theory, it could be used for links removed from the sidebar. MadMax 09:27, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

Enough!

Time to put this bugger to a vote! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:26, 20 September 2011

Navigation

Main page Score: 2 Against. The logo already links there. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:31, 20 September 2011 For. Not everyone knows that. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) For. →A (Ruins) 17:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Against. Per Socky's comment above. --User:Jack Phoenix/sig 18:33, September 20, 2011 (UTC) For. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 comment: Probably better that it isnt. --ShabiDOO 14:00, September 21, 2011 (UTC) For probably because if you want to see an awesome article, –Hi! — 15:11, September 24, 2011 (UTC) Featured content Score: 5 For. This is useful, I guess. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:31, 20 September 2011 For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) For. →A (Ruins) 17:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Abstain. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 comment: For.. --ShabiDOO 14:00, September 21, 2011 (UTC) RFGHIEHNVIEUGJVEIUVJNIUVNEFIJDFORIWRGJVEIURJVEIUGJEIJVI –Hi! — 15:11, September 24, 2011 (UTC) Current events Score: 4 For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Abstain. →A (Ruins) 17:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Fortress of solitude Uh-huh. Yep. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 comment: For.. --ShabiDOO 14:00, September 21, 2011 (UTC) For. –Hi! — 15:11, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Recent changes Score: 8 For. Definitely useful. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:33, 20 September 2011 For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) For. →A (Ruins) 17:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) For. --User:Jack Phoenix/sig 18:33, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Duh! ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 For.-- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:40, September 21, 2011 (UTC) comment: For.. --ShabiDOO 14:00, September 21, 2011 (UTC) For. Comment. Please stop. –Hi! — 15:11, September 24, 2011 (UTC) For. Very useful. (talk)(contributions) DJ Mixerr 04:25, October 1, 2011 (UTC) Random article Score: 4 For. Good tool to find VFD crap. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Abstain. →A (Ruins) 17:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Fur. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 comment: For.. --ShabiDOO 14:00, September 21, 2011 (UTC) I like to see if I'm not banned :) –Hi! — 15:11, September 24, 2011 (UTC) For. (talk)(contributions) DJ Mixerr 04:27, October 1, 2011 (UTC) Requested articles Score: 4 For. Helps noobs Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) For. Yeah those bastards. →A (Ruins) 18:01, September 20, 2011 (UTC) 'Stain. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 comment: For....seriously! --ShabiDOO 14:00, September 21, 2011 (UTC) AGAINST!!! –Hi! — 15:11, September 24, 2011 (UTC) Keep For creating old and new articles also ideas. (talk)(contributions) DJ Mixerr 04:29, October 1, 2011 (UTC)

All of the above

Score: TKF + For + Filial Piety +HALP! = PROFIT!!!

• T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:31, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
• For –Hi! — 20:58, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
• Filial Piety. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:09, 22 September 2011
• HALP! –Hi! — 15:11, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Interaction

Help Score: 4 For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) For. Meh... →A (Ruins) 17:58, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Obviously. Think of the n00bs! ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 comment: For.. --ShabiDOO 14:02, September 21, 2011 (UTC) Abstain. –Hi! — 15:16, September 24, 2011 (UTC) About Uncyclopedia Score: 4 For. Great for new visitors I guess. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Abstain. →A (Ruins) 17:58, September 20, 2011 (UTC) For. one, it links to HTBFANJS, which is the frikking principle of the entire wiki, right along with AAAAAAAAA! and other in-jokes. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 comment: For.. --ShabiDOO 14:02, September 21, 2011 (UTC) For. –Hi! — 15:16, September 24, 2011 (UTC) Community portal Score: 2 For. This link links to a lot of links that are proposed for deletion, so if it is maintained, I am in favor of eliminating the links that this link links to. Mattsnow 09:59, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Abstain. →A (Ruins) 17:58, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Stain on my shirt. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 comment: For.. --ShabiDOO 14:02, September 21, 2011 (UTC) I'm still not sure what this is. 1234 ~ 16:07, 21 September 2011 Abstain. –Hi! — 15:16, September 24, 2011 (UTC) What's happening Score: 3 For. Looking at stats is fun. Mattsnow 10:00, September 20, 2011 (UTC) For. Definitely. →A (Ruins) 17:58, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Nobody cares. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 comment: For.. --ShabiDOO 14:02, September 21, 2011 (UTC) Against. Not likely to mean anything to the average reader/user and also takes too long to load to be useful. Putting it on the recentchanges template would probably make more sense. 1234 ~ 16:07, 21 September 2011 Weak, weak, for. –Hi! — 15:16, September 24, 2011 (UTC) Things to do Score: 5 For. It's a nice page to link to. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:34, 20 September 2011 For. Good when you want to help but don't feel like writing an article. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) For. →A (Ruins) 17:58, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Unknown ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 comment: For.. --ShabiDOO 14:02, September 21, 2011 (UTC) I still think this is redundant with the community portal. 1234 ~ 16:07, 21 September 2011 Of course. –Hi! — 15:16, September 24, 2011 (UTC) Village Dump Score: 7 For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) For. Useful. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:45, 20 September 2011 Hella yeah →A (Ruins) 17:58, September 20, 2011 (UTC) For. --User:Jack Phoenix/sig 18:33, September 20, 2011 (UTC) We deserve our forum! ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 comment: For.. --ShabiDOO 14:02, September 21, 2011 (UTC) Of Course! FOR!  –Hi! — 15:16, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Chatroom Score: 5 For. Some people go there. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:35, 20 September 2011 For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) whatever →A (Ruins) 17:58, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Meh. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 For. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:34, September 21, 2011 (UTC) For. –Hi! — 15:16, September 24, 2011 (UTC) Pee Review Score: 3 For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Abstain. →A (Ruins) 17:58, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Forehead ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 comment: For.. --ShabiDOO 14:02, September 21, 2011 (UTC) Abstain. –Hi! — 15:16, September 24, 2011 (UTC) Votes for Highlight Score: 6 For. VFH can never be whored enough. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:36, 20 September 2011 For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) What the fuck →A (Ruins) 17:58, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Foreskin C'mon, what is UN without VFF? ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 For..THIS SHOULD BE IN BIG LETTERS AS THIS MIGHT BE A GREAT WAY TO ATTRACT GREATER READER PARTICIPATION --ShabiDOO 14:02, September 21, 2011 (UTC) For. And for Shabi's vote. –Hi! — 15:16, September 24, 2011 (UTC) Votes for Pictures Score: 4 For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Useless →A (Ruins) 17:58, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Strong For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:07, September 20, 2011 (UTC) @Zombie Agreed. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 comment: For.. --ShabiDOO 14:02, September 21, 2011 (UTC) For. –Hi! — 15:16, September 24, 2011 (UTC) Upcoming events Score: -5 Against. There are few of them and they are always advertised on the top banner anyway Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Against. →A (Ruins) 17:58, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Against That's what the sitenotice is for. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:07, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Against. It seems that ZB has a valid point. --User:Jack Phoenix/sig 18:33, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Maybe so, maybe not. Just in case I change my mind, I'm not voting against. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 For.. --ShabiDOO 14:02, September 21, 2011 (UTC) Against. - Things to do/community portal/forums/sitenotice should already cover this - having the link relevant places (say, contest pages) for those curious certainly wouldn't hurt, though. 1234 ~ 16:07, 21 September 2011 Per Lyrithya. –Hi! — 15:16, September 24, 2011 (UTC) Report a problem Score: -1 Against. If you know the site enough to identify a problem, you know the site enough to find an admin. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) But th n again, th r ar n w us rs who don't put th s The letter "e" in s nt nc s and can't find an admin. –Hi! — 20:57, September 22, 2011 (UTC) Abstain. Not if you're This guy. →A (Ruins) 17:58, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Against. --User:Jack Phoenix/sig 18:33, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Abs of steel. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 For.. --ShabiDOO 14:02, September 21, 2011 (UTC) I'm not even sure what sort of problems this is for. Most of my problems don't merit reporting to anyone. 1234 ~ 16:07, 21 September 2011 For. I've used it. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 01:19 September 22, 2011 (UTC) Against. –Hi! — 15:16, September 24, 2011 (UTC) Keep Me too. (talk)(contributions) DJ Mixerr 04:42, October 1, 2011 (UTC)

Projects

Score: 0

• Against. It's collapsed by default and therefore I never use it. --User:Jack Phoenix/sig 18:33, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  • Comment. The idea behind this was to try to promote the various projects here. If this isn't working, then perhaps we need a better idea (not that a better idea wouldn't necessarily be nice anyway), and if the projects themselves aren't worth promoting, well... you know.

1234 ~ 21:01, 20 September 2011

• .roF I think that this is a jolly good idea! Who's going to scroll down to the very bottom of them main page, anyway? ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011
• For. - See my suggestion below. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:32, September 21, 2011 (UTC)
• NO –Hi! — 15:17, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
• For. 85% of everything listed on here. (talk)(contributions) DJ Mixerr 04:46, October 1, 2011 (UTC)

Remove Projects section and put a link to a main Projects page in the main Navigation

Basically, that thing Simsilikesims was saying, but more... specific?

Score: -1

• Honestly, against - I'd still contend that the things need as much visibility as possible, at least the main ones. Perhaps taking it down to four or five main ones and then having an All Projects page to link to for a complete overview and for the other ones would work better?

1234 ~ 16:22, 21 September 2011

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Babel Score: -2 Against.This one is useless, since all the languages are listed at the bottom of the sidebar. Mattsnow 09:35, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Against. →A (Ruins) 18:01, September 20, 2011 (UTC) C'mon, Babel is part of Uncyclopedia! ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 Against. It is? But while linking here somewhere would definitely be useful to some folks, I don't think the sidebar is the best place. 1234 ~ 16:22, 21 September 2011 Bestiary Score: -4 Against. Is this really worthy of being mentioned in the projects box? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:37, 20 September 2011 Against. Useless Mattsnow 09:36, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Never even saw it lol →A (Ruins) 18:01, September 20, 2011 (UTC) New York abstains courteously. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 Against. Not maintained. 1234 ~ 16:22, 21 September 2011 Game Score: 2 For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Abstain. What? →A (Ruins) 18:03, September 20, 2011 (UTC) @Mattsnow Agreed. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 HowTo Score: 3 + a fake vote For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Added unlimited →A (Ruins) 18:03, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Furry! ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 For.. --ShabiDOO 14:03, September 21, 2011 (UTC) UnBooks Score: 3 For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) For. Whatever... →A (Ruins) 18:03, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Much more interesting than Wikibooks *cricket cricket* ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 Uncycloversity Score: -2 For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Against. Bullshit →A (Ruins) 18:03, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Never helped me in school. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 Against. Not maintained. 1234 ~ 16:22, 21 September 2011 Is this the only link to the section? If we delete all links to it, isn't that like putting it in solitary confinement, never to be discovered again? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 01:23 September 22, 2011 (UTC) No (talk)(contributions) DJ Mixerr 04:46, October 1, 2011 (UTC) UnDebate Score: 2 For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Talk Pages →A (Ruins) 18:08, September 20, 2011 (UTC) For. I like this namespace. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:51, 20 September 2011 Fart ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 No (talk)(contributions) DJ Mixerr 04:46, October 1, 2011 (UTC)

Undictionary Score: 1 For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) No →A (Ruins) 18:08, September 20, 2011 (UTC) What the hell. For! ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 UnNews Score: 2 For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) For. →A (Ruins) 18:08, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Already listed above, at "Current events." ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 For.. --ShabiDOO 14:03, September 21, 2011 (UTC) UnPoetia Score: 2 For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) No →A (Ruins) 18:08, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Abdominal Snowman! Foreplay! ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 For this and everything else that's close except for Babel No time to go through every listing, please add one more to everything when you count them, and that will be me. Thanks! Aleister 3:42 21-9-'11 As it is technically part of UnBooks, doesn't need to be here... but on the other hand, it is also basically its own project at this point. On the other other hand, it tends to utterly suck. 1234 ~ 16:22, 21 September 2011 Unquotable Score: -1 For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) No →A (Ruins) 18:08, September 20, 2011 (UTC) .niatsbA ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 Against. Not maintained. 1234 ~ 16:22, 21 September 2011 UnReviews Score: 1 For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Pee review?? →A (Ruins) 18:08, September 20, 2011 (UTC) @Aimsplode UnReviews is NOT the same as Pee Review. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 UnScripts Score: 1 For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) No →A (Ruins) 18:08, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Don't we already have an UnSource somewhere? ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 For. That's not the one we use on this Uncyclopedia, TheHappySpaceman. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:24, 21 September 2011 For. I use it, and I like it being there. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 01:21 September 22, 2011 (UTC) UnTunes Score: 3 For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) For. Whatever...→A (Ruins) 18:08, September 20, 2011 (UTC) I JUST HAD SEX! ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011 Why? Score: 2 + a fake vote For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Added unlimited →A (Ruins) 18:08, September 20, 2011 (UTC) Foo Bar. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011

Toolbox

You better start believing in troll threads, because you're in one. I'm just saying that you're not gonna remove the toolbox without a lot of epic JS hackery, and that'd still be pointless. --User:Jack Phoenix/sig 18:33, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

We can dream, can't we? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:40, 20 September 2011

Actually, it's pretty simple, and css would do it too, but I agree on the bit about it being pretty pointless. Seriously, guys, this is part of the software, not stuff we've added for various reasons over the years, and thus not what this forum was even remotely about, so kindly buzz off. If you want to go adding/removing stuff from the toolbox, please start a new forum and provide some actual convincing arguments.

1234 ~ 20:11, 20 September 2011

Ooo, a collapsible section. Nice. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:25, 20 September 2011

You are all toolboxes. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011

What links here

Score: 3

• For. I use this rather often. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:39, 20 September 2011
• For. Me too. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
• Foo Fighters. I use it a lot. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011

Related changes

Score: -2

• Against. I never use this. What does it even do for that matter? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:41, 20 September 2011
• Against. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
• Abstain. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011

Upload photo

Score: 4

• For. Useful, I guess. I'd prefer if it said "picture" instead of "photo", though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:42, 20 September 2011
• For.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:09, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
• For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
• Who'd vote against this? Morons, that's who. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011

Special pages

Score: 2

• For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:43, 20 September 2011
• For. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
• Abstain. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011

Printable version

Score: -1

• Abstain. I never print articles and don't see the point in doing so. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:44, 20 September 2011
• Against. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
• Abstain. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011

Permanent link

Score: 0

• Against. Mattsnow 09:53, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
• For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:11, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
• Abstain. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011

Upload multiple files

Score: 0

• against Who uploads 4 pics at a time? Useless Mattsnow 09:37, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
• For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:10, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
• Abstain. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:15, 09/21/2011

Additional things people might like to vote on

I will never vote on any of these in a million billion years because there are so many voting headers

Score: 0

• For. --Chiefjustice3DS 18:29, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
• Abstain. That's what I told myself at first, but once you start, it's a vicious cycle. Mattsnow 20:28, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
• Well, funny story... I voted all at once on the toolbox section, than Zombiebaron submitted an edit during my edit, so I deleted all the shit he wrote and put back in the shit I wrote, which resulted in a nice, 24hr ban. →A (Ruins) 23:15, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

  • points and laughs* –Hi! — 15:07, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Adding a link to the UnSignpost in the sidebar because people should look at it more often

Score: 5

• For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:46, 20 September 2011
• Big for. I hear the guy who writes it is actually funny. Mattsnow 20:28, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
• FOR! –Hi! — 21:07, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
• FOR!--ShabiDOO 23:23, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

PLEASE STOP! THAT IS FUNNY, IS IT NOT? –Hi! — 20:55, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

• For. Yeah what the fuck....→A (Ruins) 23:30, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

Adding a link to Special:CreatePage

Score: 1

• For. The only downside is, it creates an easier way for vandals and spambots and IPs and 10-year-olds to add more poo. –Hi! — 21:07, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
• For a second there, I thought that was Jimmy Fallon with the "POO" sign. →A (Ruins) 23:18, September 21, 2011 (UTC)
• Against.. Per Mnid, who made all the right arguments to vote against his proposition! :) Mattsnow 22:02, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

  For Mattsnow's vote. –Hi! — 15:04, September 24, 2011 (UTC)

Creating a separate page for summarizing UnProjects, along with a brief explanation of each on that page

Score: 3

• For. That way users without Javascript can just click on the Unprojects page, without having to go back to the main page, and the sidebar gets less complicated, with only one link to click on (similarly to how the help page is set up now). Also, there would be less to vote on. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:30, September 21, 2011 (UTC)
• For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:14, 21 September 2011
• For. →A (Ruins) 23:30, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

As a parody of Wikipedia, our sidebar should be as similar as possible to Wikipedia's

Score: -3

• Nom and For. Our default sidebar should be as close to Wikipedia's as possible, and then users can add to their sidebar's using javascript. I have links to VFD, QVFD, BP, and UN:M in my sidebar that I find very useful. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:35, September 21, 2011 (UTC)
• Against. I don't have a problem with looking like Wikipedia, but I do have an issue with this fervent we-need-to-have-everything-exactly-like-Wikipedia-has-it-ism. So, being as similar as is desirable, but not to the point where it needlessly messes up the site? Yes. Being as similar as possible? Hell no. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:13, 21 September 2011
• I'd say so, at least to a point - Wikipedia is just an encyclopaedia, but Uncyclopedia is like trying to parody bloody every wikimedia project mashed together along with a bunch of other unaffiliated wikis also thrown in. So... yeah. Eh. How do you even organise that?

1234 ~ 16:12, 21 September 2011

• Against. Ergo Tintin. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:57, September 21, 2011 (UTC)
• Wikipedia sucks ass, remember? →A (Ruins) 23:30, September 21, 2011 (UTC)
• The balls are inert. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 13:37 September 22, 2011 (UTC)

As a parody of Wikipedia we should have one useless link...like a link that you can't click on or that makes the screen blow up

Score: 3

• For. It should link to somewhere, like a fake ad page, or an obviously fake virus-destroying-your-machine page or something. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 01:29 September 22, 2011 (UTC)
• For god's sakes, I personally think it should link here. ~ has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:16, 09/22/2011
• For Buy Lion Bars, although, . –Hi! — 20:53, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
• It's about time. (talk)(contributions) DJ Mixerr 04:32, October 1, 2011 (UTC)

A vote on whether to streamline the bloated sidebar by removing two links...then adding three new ones.

Score: 2

• A definite "For!" Why? Because folks don't do quite enough pointless things around here. Now, if you'll exqueeze me, I'm busy doing a terrible rewrite of a slightly more terrible article from VFD, which no one will ever read, and which will be deleted during the 2015 Forest Fire Week. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver  (gabble) 08:09, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
• Against. Against. For. For. For. →A (Ruins) 23:07, September 22, 2011 (UTC)