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Phantasy Star Online

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The authors just complaining about the games mechanics and lack of different item graphics calling them retarded and gay, cause there's really not much plot or characters to make fun of. There's a lot of set pieces ripped from Star Wars but that's not really enough for an article and no more than Megaman; who despite having like 50 games doesn't have 1 page. Not every book or video game needs a page. Megamans canon isn't an unexplained crime like Sonic's, so there's nothing to really talk about other than how super formulaic it is, but just listing a series formula like it was the nutrition information on a soda isn't enough. Video games may be Uncyclopedia's worst category we should be aiming for something along the lines of Electronic Gaming Monthly; but not even they could make every game they reviewed hilarious . Irritable of contents (talk) 05:07, May 14, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bronze ent in 2007 set out to blog about his favorite gaming website. All that has happened since then is that less-competent anonymous editors have crufted it up with their own personal observations. I've taken it back to author's final edit, but it is still written to blog, not to amuse the reader. Spıke 🎙️15:13 14-May-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not that funny, not that encyclopedic.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 07:57, June 14, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More of an Illogicopedia style article. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:19, July 7, 2016 (UTC)
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Beaked through the head

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A ramble by Videshi from 2007. Spıke 🎙️03:40 28-May-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Navelism, best thing since decapitated bread. Irritable of contents (talk) 00:24, May 31, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Eggscrutiating.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 10:17, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Illogicopedian. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:21, July 7, 2016 (UTC)
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Bizarro Jesus

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bizarro is a comic strip featuring hilarious reversals. Bizarro Jesus is an Uncyclopedia article containing — lists. Spıke 🎙️03:02 3-Jun-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Irritable of contents (talk) 00:07, June 4, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jesus cruft.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 10:22, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The opening paragraph's purpose is to confuse the reader with random. The rest is bullet-point lists. ConCass2 (talk) 16:01, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A doodle, a scribble and a list maketh not an article.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:23, July 7, 2016 (UTC)
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Chun Li

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Repeat of the Chun Li Dynasty, and not in a way that's substantially different like with Sarah Palin. Irritable of contents (talk) 03:39, May 28, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete and redirect to Chun Li Dynasty. That one is witty; this one is just a fanboy page. Spıke 🎙️11:57 28-May-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not particularly intelligent. ConCass2 (talk) 18:51, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Eh? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:12, June 23, 2016 (UTC)
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HowTo:Annoy your teacher

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A list that makes the same unoriginal joke over and over. Was tagged by Spike on April 1st 2013, the decision was made to keep and the tag removed after 18 days. Irritable of contents (talk) 04:06, June 6, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Butt-hurt student doodles during detention. Ranty/listy/unfunny. Spıke 🎙️09:54 6-Jun-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Butthurt" is accurate. Poorly written call to "fight back against the opressors [sic]". ConCass2 (talk) 17:37, June 6, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Detention.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 10:11, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Written not to amuse, but to express someone's anger and hate. Expert 3222 17:54, July 17, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I actually find the page funny, and not ranty/unfunny. Juku Ren (talk) 00:54, June 18, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Had some really cringe moments but overall I found it funny. --Moonhead42 (talk) 14:45, July 19, 2016 (UTC)
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  • Obviously, actually carrying out this behavior would not be trolling as it is not on the internet, though it would probably get someone detention and a call to their parents at least. Irritable of contents (talk) 04:06, June 6, 2016 (UTC)

Grey Jedi

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Some Star Wars sex jokes. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:41, June 21, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A catalog of every possible way to play word-association with names of Star Wars protagonists, I guess. Spıke 🎙️03:25 21-Jun-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Barely an article, barely anything. Move to the Dark Side and disappear. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:30, July 7, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Boring. Expert 3222 18:36, July 17, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too many unrelated sex puns. --Moonhead42 (talk) 14:43, July 19, 2016 (UTC)
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Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article inspired by a quip from I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus that is nowhere near as funny as the original. I placed this in {{ICU}} in June 2013 and Simsilikesims cancelled without comment at the end of the waiting period, in which we wait for improvement, of which there wasn't any. Spıke 🎙️02:39 21-May-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Lots of death and "2 really gay old faggots." Navalism and not The Funniest Joke in the World. Irritable of contents (talk) 00:24, May 31, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Usual old memes, randomness.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 06:06, June 3, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Gibberish. Expert 3222 17:32, July 17, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Illogicopedia (i.e. serious unfunny). --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:34, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
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X-Play

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Red links, swearing, noobs and lots of repetition to go with the 7 opening quotes; compare this to the featured article for Roger Ebert. I mean I guess they actually are some of the better known critics before there was let's plays and PewDiePie, but that's not really saying much cause there's only that 1 film critic people are familiar with. This would be liked if there was a page for Electronic Gaming monthly which there doesn't need to be cause the only magazine here is Playboy I think. At least Encyclopedia Dramatica and Ebert are in their style. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:22, May 22, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg You get the fucking idea. Eating one's own eyes and shitting them out is not comedy. Yes, I read further, but not much. Spıke 🎙️01:25 22-May-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Old memes again, vulgarity and randomness again.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 06:14, June 3, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Memes, quotecruft, gibberish and generally unfunny. Expert 3222 17:39, July 17, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What? Where?? Who??? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:35, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
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Sr. Tentacles

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One of the few edits from Question, a stub about a Mexican wrestler with 12 robot arms with random cameos. As much as I like luchadores, this really hasn't gone nor will go anywhere. The last major addition was in 2009. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:39, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Untouched largely since 2009. Juku Ren (talk) 18:59, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article can kiss my furry blue ass. If you think that is funny, you may be ready to appreciate the rest of this article; I'm not. Spıke 🎙️02:17 20-Jun-16
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Expert 3222 18:09, July 17, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Funny? Non. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:38, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
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Ben Kenobi

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A boring biography and a list. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:56, June 21, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I dare say we don't need an article on the "alter ego" of a fictional character, especially an article full of red-links and empty of illustrations. Spıke 🎙️03:13 21-Jun-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This page seems like the aborted brother of featured article Obi-Wan Kenobi. ConCass2 (talk) 17:06, June 21, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Boring and badly formatted. Expert 3222 18:41, July 17, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Shipping this one to the mirror, hopefully it won't return. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:03, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
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Data Protection Act

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. From Pilkster from 2011, to work on it after 2012. The pee review for concludes with a score of 23.5 and the comments "Honestly, this page fell flat. It reeked of both Star Wars fanboy idiocy and Family Guy reference humour. You have potential (your timing is pretty good and you seem to have an eye for what COULD be funny) but this certainly isn't a glowing example of that potential." Although once nominated for VFH, this article is 4 paragraphs, 2 without the gang rape; and has gone nowhere in the past 4 years, with minimal changes after the original post, and a busted image no one bothered to fix for the VFH nomination. Irritable of contents (talk) 14:51, June 7, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Great title, worthy of an article, but not based on a single word play leading to sci-fi randumbo.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 09:39, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg I fucking hate Jews. There is nothing here and there never was. MrN9000 and Aleister did yeoman work tidying up this cruft. 15:17 7-Jun-16 Rescinded. Spıke 🎙️13:28 21-Jul-16
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's kinda okay now, a funny premise. --Moonhead42 (talk) 13:04, July 21, 2016 (UTC)
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  • Probably still not funny but i liked the premise so i made it a little less bizzare --Moonhead42 (talk) 07:08, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  • Kept. A couple people have worked on it. I removed the overt anal-rape theme, though I am not convinced it has any other theme. Spıke 🎙️13:28 21-Jul-16

The Watford Photon Torpedo Disaster

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Article that consists of a whooping 9 sentences, has only one section, bad formatting, and isn't encyclopedic. It also doesn't seem very funny to me. Expert 3222 19:14, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Apparently the construction tag expired on this one but nobody noticed. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 19:25, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Low-quality, poorly formatted fanfiction. Spıke 🎙️19:38 20-Jul-16
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Makes no sense. --Moonhead42 (talk) 05:26, July 21, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article that has nothing to say, but chooses to say it regardless. ConCass2 (talk) 11:19, July 21, 2016 (UTC)
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One Thousand and One Nights

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Article based solely on literal interpretation of its title. Not really encyclopedic and not really funny. Expert 3222 03:29, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I found this really really funny, but It's not really the right kind of funny. --Moonhead42 (talk) 04:11, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. With apologies to author PuppyOnTheRadio, that One Thousand and One Nights contains one thousand and one repetitions of "nights" is not an Uncyclopedia article but a single gag, along the lines of a sight gag but with words. Spıke 🎙️04:32 20-Jul-16
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I laughed 1001 times...not. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:40, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The word "night", written 1001 times (haven't actually counted, though). ConCass2 (talk) 11:21, July 21, 2016 (UTC)
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  • Added {{VFD}}, time reset. Expert 3222 16:11, July 20, 2016 (UTC)

Conservapedia: The game

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Soapboxing. Instructions on how to troll and vandalize another website. Written to inform more than entertain, except to the extent that spray-painting a bridge abutment entertains. Spıke 🎙️22:58 5-Jun-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "the Liberal places true information into political and historical articles" - totally no bias to be found here. ConCass2 (talk) 10:36, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is an article that makes perfect sense for RationalWiki, but not uncyclopedia. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:21, June 17, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Recruiting readers to vandalise another site shouldn't take place on a satire wiki. Expert 3222 17:46, July 17, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 07:23, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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  • If this goes, than so should the featured article HowTo:Annoy Richard Dawkins. Quoting Pope Francis and the history of William Tyndale and the English bible are less vandalism than the suggestions on the Dawkins list. Although from what I've heard of Conservapedia, history is as forbidden an art as geology, evolution and fossils. Irritable of contents (talk) 04:06, June 6, 2016 (UTC)
    I must respectfully disagree. They are completely different. The Dawkins article is outlandish, which is not the same as instructions on how to vandalise another site. ConCass2 (talk) 10:36, June 16, 2016 (UTC)

Northstar

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Lots of rape, "phoenix inside her cunt" "Slave Nigger Island" and gay jokes, for a mutant no one remembers anything about other than that he is openly gay and Canadian. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:39, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Slave Nigger Island" enough said. Juku Ren (talk) 18:51, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Believe it or not, it has been cleaned up since its creation in 2009. Spıke 🎙️02:15 20-Jun-16
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Expert 3222 18:01, July 17, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 07:25, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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HowTo:Join The Internet Wrestling Community

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just awful. The subject is an Internet "community" not this one, the motive is fanboyism, and the texture is lists, epithets, and cruft centering around masturbation. Spıke 🎙️02:10 20-Jun-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crap! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:15, June 23, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Dorks and faggots". Unlike Cosplay, this mentions no actual forums or fan conventions, and most of the jokes aren't actually about the fans. Professional wrestling redirects to World Wildlife Fund, yet, like a music genre, PW is broad enough and has enough intricacies to be an article, just not this one set up as a Howto list. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:11, July 11, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Expert 3222 18:18, July 17, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Counted out.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 07:28, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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Nega-Pope

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. To go with Anti-God and Bizarro Jesus; random and listy. From Dr. Mosegris, stopped in 2010; basically the same as Anti-Pope. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:35, June 21, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Articles on anti-memes are worse than articles on memes, especially when they are this bad. Spıke 🎙️03:23 21-Jun-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Incomprehensible gibberish. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:28, July 7, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny at all. Expert 3222 18:32, July 17, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 07:30, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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Upper Peninsula War

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny hoax copied from Wikipedia. I thought Uncyclopedia was place for writing funny stuff, not containment area for Wikipedia hoaxes. Expert 3222 17:21, July 17, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Indeed, as I said during the first VFD vote on this, in 2010. Spıke 🎙️17:23 17-Jul-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Moonhead42 (talk) 04:12, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There's many longer lasting Wikipedia hoaxes to choose from, not just one that lasted 13 days. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:01, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 07:48, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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Samsung Philippines R&D

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I didn't find anything funny in this article other than exaggerating device's specs. Felt almost like it was Wikipedia article. Expert 3222 03:33, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Moonhead42 (talk) 04:10, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Numerous problems: Bad English in the Intro will convince readers it's not worth their time; stubby History has no humor except a nonsense number; the rest is employee fan-fiction; the ending is history-of-the-future, dated, and already past. Spıke 🎙️04:36 20-Jul-16
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:01, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Can't see the satire in this article.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 07:51, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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HowTo:Really really really piss off Bizzeebeever

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I am of opinion there shouldn't be vanity like this, especially in mainspace. I can understand in-jokes, but I don't enjoy articles about pissing off someone I don't even know, even if it's done just for fun. Expert 3222 19:06, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fallen-away former Admins should be cyberbullied on their user talk pages, if at all. Spıke 🎙️19:36 20-Jul-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Belongs on the other site, where B is still an active admin. No need to keep it here. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 19:57, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fuck ChiefjusticeDS hits most of the same marks but is featured. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:01, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 07:57, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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Anti-God

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Same thing as Bizarro Jesus; lists of reversals that break into paragraphs of reversals. Irritable of contents (talk) 00:07, June 4, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wacky Religion. Spıke 🎙️18:24 4-Jun-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dittoes.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 10:23, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The article appears to be going in several directions at the same time. A mess. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:18, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
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  • In 2010, Samsarachoi made this their single edit, adding The Epitome of the end of Religion.The original page had a huge see also list and had a section for the Kabbalistic definition of the Anti-God. The page creator Quidpronihilo, seems to have this as their only surviving page, and hasn't been active since the month they edited in 2006. This page definitely wasn't perfect to begin with, nor has it ever seemed to be going any new directions since the first post. I think the in pop culture section is all that has really been improved that much, and it's a rather needless section to have, just to mention a John Carpenter film with even less notability than Disney's Operation Dumbo Drop; and that Sin City was an alright movie. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:27, June 4, 2016 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia Research Division

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Navelism, "invent something nonexistent and talk for ten minutes about it." Nothing links to this. Spıke 🎙️13:45 15-Jul-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A lot of wacky figures and mysterious history. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:23, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Memeage.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 07:43, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Navelism. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:16, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Juku Ren (talk) 18:48, July 27, 2016 (UTC)
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HowTo:Go to Washington From Texas (Guide)

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Article that is essentially a guide without any humor elements added other than "Note", but I don't think it is enough. Expert 3222 18:52, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article's Work in Progress tag is a home-brew job that always keys off the current date. In other words, it pranks Admins into thinking that work is ongoing. Spıke 🎙️19:40 20-Jul-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:01, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stupid, not funny.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 07:54, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg ... Juku Ren (talk) 22:30, July 26, 2016 (UTC)
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April 30

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete and redirect here. Article contains millions of redlinks (though they can be removed) and is based on unfunny lists. All other pages for respective days in mainspace redirect to subpages of Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries. Expert 3222 20:33, July 24, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pointless and unfunny. Cg097 (talk) 02:18, July 26, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You rarely see so much red and so little funny in an Uncyclopedia page. Spıke 🎙️03:39 26-Jul-16
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I didn't count, but at first glance "millions of redlinks" doesn't look at all like an exaggeration. A massive list of random events applied to nonsense dates. ConCass2 (talk) 08:57, July 26, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Moonhead42 (talk) 13:32, July 27, 2016 (UTC)
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  • Remember that Wikipedia policy is not to make links of dates or year numbers, and there is no comedy reason for us to do differently. Spıke 🎙️03:39 26-Jul-16
    Don't Wikipedia have pages on dates? April 30 is an actual page, for instance, though I'm sure I may have misunderstood your comment. ConCass2 (talk) 08:57, July 26, 2016 (UTC)
    There is a Wikipedia page on 2008, but Wikipedia has pulled back from its former belief that anytime 2008 is mentioned in an article, the reader deserves a one-click way to read everything else about the year. Uncyclopedia used to carry Wikipedia's excessive mark-up to extremes in UnNews. Spıke 🎙️17:45 26-Jul-16
  • Deleted and redirected as requested. Spıke 🎙️13:58 27-Jul-16

Sabertooth

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. From Goatman chris. "Dirty hippies, the wolverine was twitching away on the ground, all crazy, like an epileptic." Criminal record is a repetitious list. The last major addition was in 2007. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:39, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Almost no actual content, especially if we eliminated the Rap Sheet on the grounds it is listcruft. Spıke 🎙️02:19 20-Jun-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Expert 3222 18:14, July 17, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 07:26, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 18:57, July 28, 2016 (UTC)
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Guns N' Roses

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Article's intro gave me an Appetite for Deletion. The rest of the article merely confirmed it. Badly written rant utilising many of the forbidden techniques. ConCass2 (talk) 19:36, July 3, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Assume nominator means "band that...fucked Mick Jagger in the asshole till he screamed like back in 1567 times." This unfortunate start could be improved if it were the problem. But the rest of the article merely confirms it. A fanboy celebrates his band by, well, writing about sex. At the end was a toilet pun of literally every song they have ever recorded; I deleted that. It doesn't matter. Spıke 🎙️02:51 4-Jul-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Could've been funny i think, but it's not really. --Moonhead42 (talk) 05:29, July 21, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Immigrants n' faggots"; it could be good if replaced from scratch though. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:23, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Waste of a good title.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 19:16, July 28, 2016 (UTC)
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Syaoran

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. List of short sections of repetitive jokes about a kawaii bishie shota, after the first paragraphs about undergoing drugging and forced gender reassignment surgery. Kinda obscure given neither Card Captor Sakura nor Chobits have a page. A cross between the Cross-dressing and X is gay pages; which need cleanup. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:11, July 11, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not notable, and not funny. Spıke 🎙️18:31 11-Jul-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Have absolutely no idea what this is about. Good comedy is required to make the article stand up for those that do not know the subject.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 07:40, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Gay is SOOOOOO FUNNNYYY!!! A short trousered article without humour or merit. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:09, July 28, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I know nothing at all about anime, but I can see this is hideously written and unfunny. ConCass2 (talk) 11:58, July 28, 2016 (UTC)
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Computer shop

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A Filipino creation with no strategy except swears, Tagalog humor, and lists. Spıke 🎙️13:49 15-Jul-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Someone really doesn't like computer shops. --Moonhead42 (talk) 05:05, July 20, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Shitty, Chuck Norris. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:23, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 07:47, July 23, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listy, full of swears, and an OVER 9000 stale meme. Need I say more? -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 19:06, July 28, 2016 (UTC)
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Ron Weasley

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Hermione rightfully doesn't have a page, even though she has more dialogue. This sex comedy about slash fic manages to bring up basically everything except scat and BDSM. Says it's about a band. I don't mind this being a page but it needs to be rewritten. History doesn't seem to suggest this was ever good. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:41, July 22, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yeah, start over, the only comedy strategy here is, "They're gay!!!" Spıke 🎙️03:37 26-Jul-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ugh. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 19:00, July 28, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pottercruft.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 19:05, July 28, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Article's only purpose is to insult the character, while also confusing the reader with random. The result is not funny. ConCass2 (talk) 08:55, July 29, 2016 (UTC)
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