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Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 30
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April 30: Obscure Pop Cultural Reference Day
- 1026 - The first casualty in the on-going Pirate-Ninja War of the Ages occurs.
- 1794 - The Battle of Cat Boulou is fought. The French actually win one.
- 1889 - Hitler rises. So do many cakes and loaves of bread.
- 1945 - Hitler falls. And he can't get up.
- 1959 - Grandpa drops a Mento into his glass of Coke. A huge catastrophe occurs.
- 1962 - Four legs found to be good, with two legs considered less favourably.
- 1969 - Vietnam vets declare 'You weren't there man!' for the first time.
- 1989 - Some proles invent 'New Wave of Ingsoc Heavy Metal', Minitrue approved, with BB. Doubleplusgood.
- 1997 - I for one welcome our insect overlords.
- 2001 - HAL declares 'I'm sorry, Dave, but I cannot touch this'.
- 2005 - Frank Joseph Snape gets away with the murder of ex-girlfriend Debbie Dumbledore, despite the fact that everybody already knew about it.
- 2010 - 1001 Things to Do With a Flaming Appendage ousts the Bible as the most famous and successful book of all time.
- 2019 - Road Rules Mars begins broadcasting. MTV immediately cancels the series after all participants including the filming crew are killed by an asteroid.
- 2056 - Harry Potter dies after a long battle with imaginary herpes.