Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Unrest in Syria, nobody cares

Vote	Score: 12 reasons why you should care
Nominated by:	Spıke Ѧ 12:26 22-Apr-11
For: 12	N/F. TheHumbucker writes the only UnNews I can remember that takes the "nobody cares" theme and does not wind up trite and forced. Well-written, good ending, amazing photo. Spıke Ѧ 12:26 22-Apr-11 This is just great in many ways. Good eye, Spike. TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 19:17, April 22, 2011 (UTC) For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:27, 22 April 2011 For. --Black Flamingo 10:42, April 23, 2011 (UTC) For. ShabiDOO 22:50, April 25, 2011 (UTC) For. :) InMooseWeTrust 22:26, April 26, 2011 (UTC) For. How could somebody disagree? Good. Not LMAO, but lol. Mattsnow 06:12, April 28, 2011 (UTC) For. The bit about misremembering the Onion's name kind of grated on my nerves a bit - this felt like a news article played straight until that fairly out-of-place casual quotation - but overall, good. Strong ending especially. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 03:26 Apr 30, 2011 For. They called me to vote, but I was too lazy to get up and answer the phone. It was all the way over there!!!! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 21:42 May 1, 2011 (UTC) For. This is really very good. --Username18 KUN FP 02:55, May 6, 2011 (UTC) Newsy and yet not newsy... apathy wins? 1 2 3 4 ~ 05:37, 6 May 2011 For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:49, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 0
Comments:	Weak, weak, abstain. I like it, but I feel like it wanders on and off topic. -- 02:23, May 1, 2011 (UTC)