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Mr winkler is GAY (history, logs)

Vote

Score: -2 who thinks Mr. Winkler is Gay.

Nominated by:

NXWave 08:08, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
For: 18
  1. For, Like this article is soo funny, It tells the story of a math teacher, Mr winker and how he is gay and how he should die. --NXWave 08:08, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
  2. Strong For I hate English Class, why did I have to frigging take it each year in School. I already know how to speak English. Well anyway I am for the feature of the article even though its not quite as good as Fisher Price this has its own qualities. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 13:06, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. Although in matters such as this, you should probably be aware that voting is a mere formality. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:46, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
  4. Strong For As per EPIC WIN! MetalFlower.jpg<3 .talk.work.?pedia.
  5. Strong For! --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:02, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
  6. Go forth unto the main page - Hahaha...Ahhh legend BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Nov 16, 20:05
  7. I HOPE HE GET SOME SICK. Btw, English Class? Pfft, who needs that, I'm never going to England! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:03, Nov 16
  8. I HOPE HE-- Damn, I should be more faster with the witty voting. -->:( 21:17, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
  9. For I hope he goes to the moon or some other retared place. --THE 21:54, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
  10. GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!! --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 22:46, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
  11. Down with GAY teachers--General And Min. THEDUDEMANSucrose b.gif 00:17, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
  12. Funny, when taken with Francis Winkler. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 00:37, 17 Nov 2007
  13. Fore. Guys. Can we please TRY to get a short, so-crappy-it's-funny page featured for once? Seriously. We haven't even managed to get Fisher Price up yet. (No, Euroipods doesn't count; it has the big fat hidden-by-default body at the bottom, remember?) --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA Bluegarrisoncapsig.png Sucrose b.gif WH 04:33, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
    Comment. Fisher Price had its day on the front page before your time (an admin replaced the front page with its famous phrase). And Euroipods on the day it was featured didn't have tha fancy hidden section. All of it was shown by default. ~ Tophatsig.png

    Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

    18/11/2007 @ 02:38
  14. For I HOPE YOU GET SOME SICK.--Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 05:36, 17 November 2007
  15. Weak For This is so funny and cool,but way to short.--Someguyudontknow 20:52, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
  16. Strong for. Better'n most Featured Articles. I hope we get some Main Page. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 23:56 Nov 17, 2007
  17. FEATURE! --General Insineratehymn 00:31, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
  18. Four Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:45, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
Against: 20
  1. Not so much. If it was fleshed out, perhaps, but then it wouldn't be what it is, that being this. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:50, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against - Well, if Codeine wants to repeat history on this one, we're gonna have to get the score down to -6 before he can feature it... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:04, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against Haven't we already established that featuring a shit page was funny the first time? (Euroipods.) Not that I'm one of those quality sticklers. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 20:46, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against - A little bit to the right, honey... --AAA! (AAAA) 21:22, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
  5. Against. I liked Fisher Price better. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:57, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
  6. Against. If this gets featured, I quit. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:19, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
  7. Against. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:21, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
  8. Strong Against on grounds of hypocrisy. ~ Tophatsig.png

    Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

    17/11/2007 @ 00:38
  9. No Not unless we feature I maed a yuky doody first.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 00:41, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
  10. No, no, no, NO. Vainity Shite that is funny, but still vanity shite. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:31, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
  11. Against - Funny, but not for the Main Page. --YeOldeLuke 05:33, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
  12. Huff with vengeance Err... Wait... this is VFH, not VFD. Sorry, the article title got me confused.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   06:04, 17 November 2007 (UTC)  
  13. Against I hope you get some delete. -RAHB 09:20, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
  14. No -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:32, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
  15. Against. Come off it. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 17:46, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
  16. Against I do find this funny. But it's...no. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:31, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
  17. Against Not seeing the humor. I do like the spinoff, though. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 03:43, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
  18. Fuck no - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 13:30, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
  19. Don't see what makes this better than the usual deleted stuff. If anything, it just seems like an uninspired version of that chemistry sub Unnews I did. --So So 05:41, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
  20. Against as per Zombiebaron. --Andorin Kato 08:01, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
Comments:

I'm totally against this. Features are not for jokes from the forums. They're for genuinely funny articles. The only reason we find this funny is because we've had so much experience with crappy stubs. Normal readers would not find this funny, and that's who features are for. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:21, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

  • Comment I think people just want to see shit "articles" featured. Which is why I am working on this to prevent corrupting the real Main Page. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 00:30, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Another Comment I'm for putting this on the front page as long as we vote Francis Winkler is the real featured article. (As was with Fisher Price: A Retrospective.) -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 00:44, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
    It might be a good idea to make a separate nomination for Francis Winkler. And use this version as the feature text, but link to that one instead. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 00:50, 17 Nov 2007
    That's what I was thinking. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 00:53, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment: To the people who were talking about featuring Francis Winkler: it's up for voting. --Andorin Kato 01:14, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
  • The Uncyclopedia is becoming more and more like Illogicopedia day by day. Hey, we need these kinds of articles to break from the monotony of regular 'humour' and for this reason I'm not going to vote against. But, I'm not gonna vote for, either. -- Hindleyite Converse 11:54, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
    • I also like candy, but that's no reason to break into this guy's apartment. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:54, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment What's wrong with you people??? -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 00:04, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
    Not much. And you? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:33, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
    Well, for one thing, I'm sick of stubby bullshit getting praised. It's not that funny anymore. However, I did like Mr winkler is GAY, until it was placed here and got so much support. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 00:36, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

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