Uncyclopedia:Requested pictures/archive14

Superdelegates

I need an image of Batman holding up one of those numbered delegate signs. The more serious his expression, the better it will be.--<<>> 02:27, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

Something like this would be good to start from, I think. Edit as you need.--<<>> 02:35, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

Good?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:00, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

Heh, 'tis good, but needs some confetti or other people or something. But a very good start.--<<>> 03:07, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

Oh, and can it say Wisconsin instead of Alaska? (there really is a Gotham, Wisconsin)--<<>> 03:11, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

Epic done!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:25, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

Paper Mache Smart Bomb

You heard right! A paper mache smart bomb, preferably with little paper flowers. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent

Ok. Just a military bomb covered in wrapping paper... with little paper flowers. Pretty Please ^^ --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:16, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

Oh go on then. Will that do? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:51, Feb 25

Nice! Thanks. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:39, 27 February 2008 (UTC)

Obama eats Babies

Tastfully done but still a little gross, I would like a picture of Barack Obama at the podium about to devourer a baby. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 11:18, Feb. 9, 2008

I played around with the photochopper and it gave me this...I dunno if it's even near what you had in mind, but he's at a podium and he's getting ready to cook baby, lobster style. (I didn't have the heart to make him cutting up babies or holding a babies head) --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 14:21, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

That's pretty good. What I had in mind was him holding a baby in his hands and about to eat it raw. It doesn't necessarily have to be gross, so you could strike that out. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 20:14, Feb. 9, 2008

Better? Worse? --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 11:12, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

About the same, but better for my article. (Hey, why don't I link it?) There is a chance I might change my mind though. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 13:43, Feb. 10, 2008

I'll probably tidy this one up a lil tomorrow (Or later this evening; just realised it was 2:10 am :s). Is there anything you would like done to the image? Some ways to make it better? --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 15:12, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

I've reduced the height of his right (our left) shoulder and a few other shading thingies...nothing that's too noticeable....Nothing really necessary either. You could say I'm just trying to make it look like I'm doing my job. On the other hand, I'm open to suggestions about this pik. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 08:03, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

User:Mordillo/MSN Messenger's Guide to Manners, Proper Behavior and Slapstick

Hellooo. Need a picture for the last section, mainly someone who just leaves a conversation in the middle of it, and the other person seems to be very appalled. Or something similar. Think of someone logging off the messenger in the middle of a sentence, and do the equivalent in real life. Thanks. Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 12:50, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, couldn't really find much. Is this any good, do you think? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:19, 14 February 2008 (EST)

Atheists

Need an image or two on Atheist huffing. Thanks! Parsat 00:35, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Here's one, with good ol' Richard Dawkins being huffed by god. As always, suggestions are always welcome.--Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 08:19, 15 February 2008 (UTC)

Ha! That's a good one. Parsat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 20:18, 15 February 2008 (UTC)

Assassin's Creed picture

I need a picture for my HowTo:Not Behave in a Library, and I thought that a good one whould be to have a picture of Altair, from Assassin's Creed, sitting on a bench between tow people in a library. This would be used to illustrate the hiding from the librarian. Thanks.--Garionepsilon 12:55, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

This was about as close to that as I could get. Any good? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:52, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, that will do. Thanks.--Garionepsilon 15:11, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Finding atheists

I'd like Where's Waldo-esque image where Richard Dawkins or Stephen Hawking is hidden in a crowd for HowTo:Catch an Atheist. Parsat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 21:23, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

I can change it if you want --P3t3r133 23:37, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

Seems okay. Thanks. Parsat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 01:30, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

There he is! There he is! He's the one in the wheelchair! -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 11:15, Feb. 9, 2008

Give me a hand

A disembodied human arm actually. In a nice pretty bow please for this section Uncyclopedia Health Service/Store. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent

Here's a nice arm in a box, with added velvet so the blood stains don't show. Ideal for that special someone. Tell me if it's useful or not. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 13:27, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Nice work! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:53, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

NICE!!! It will fit perfectly. Thanks Sir DJ ~ Irreverent

WotY Pic

Can someone edit the pic in {{WOTY07}} to actually reflect my name? Thanks. --THINKER 18:31, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Done (see the template or your userpage). Hope it's OK. I tried to reclaim the "writer" bit from the scratching out as well. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:52, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Yes, because the usual award isn't good enough for your brilliance. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 11:16, Feb. 9, 2008

UnBooks:Jimbo's Love Life: The Story of Wikipe-tan

I'd like a book cover made with Image:Jimbo and Wikipe-tan.jpg in Mills and Boon style. It was suggested to me in the article's Pee Review. Thanks, Parsat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 03:50, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

Oh, I think I can rattle this one off fairly quickly. Let's see, how's this? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:59, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

Laughter in a can?

Just roaming unc, found this page, needs an image...you know what needs to be done. Thanks-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Feb 4 01:26

Not sure if you wanted a picture of laughter in a can (for the first part) or someone laughing in a can (for the second part), so I assumed the first one because it doesn't spoil the surprise. « Arotenbe « aka arotenbe, AaronR, etc. « Now what did I do? « 02:03, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

Baby Pic

I had just the picture I wanted in my article on literature (Babygirl.jpg), but then it disappeared. What went wrong? I got it from the recently downloaded images, and although it's still listed there, the image is gone and it's says it was huffed. Can I get it back? If not, could you get me another one of a cute baby's face, 70px. Also, I would really like a picture the same size of a Baby Ruth candy bar with the label saying "Babe E. Ruth" and, if it doesn't present copyright/trademark issues, the same size image of the Babelfish fish. Thanks. Frenchfried 15:47, 10 January 2008 (UTC)Frenchfried

Image:Babygirl.jpg appears to be just where you left it. It has never been huffed. As for 70px images, you can resize images yourself. You can do this by using simple wikicode:

[[Image:Wiki.png|70px]] produces:

[[Image:Wiki.png|20px]] produces:

With this in mind, I'm sure you can upload and shrink any image you want, including canybars and fish. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:30, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

Glitch City Image request

I'm trying to fix up my article on Glitch City. What it really needs is some quality images. So, if possible, could you have a picture of some sort of city, preferably one with skyscrapers and stuff, and have the buildings look like they're made out of numbers aand lots of different colours? And be sure to make it look like the colours are mixed together in a crazy manner with no set pattern. Thanks.--Garionepsilon 14:07, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Note that Game:Zork/File 3 and some of the pages it links to have Glitch City-like images that are currently hotlinked; we might want to replace those with images actually hosted on Uncyclopedia's servers, if any good ones come out of this request. Pentium5dot1 02:54, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Uh, I checked the link and I can't find any glitch city-like pictures. --Garionepsilon 09:33, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

The page is randomized via <choose> and <option> tags. Please click "reload" until the page doesn't say "You dead" anymore. If you still can't figure it out, then look at the source code. Pentium5dot1 19:55, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, well, they aren't really what I was looking for...Something like a picture of new york, but the buildings look as if they are painted in glitchy colours?--Garionepsilon 12:52, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

I made an edit and I'm going to add it to your talk page, if it's what you were after, feel free to add it to your Glitch City page. --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 08:09, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

(arbitrary outdent) I wasn't trying to say that those images were suitable for the Glitch City article. What I meant was the other way around; that is, whatever images are made for the Glitch City article should be considered for use in the aforementioned Zork pages as well. Pentium5dot1 05:47, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

Lamp Oil

I request a potatochop of image:Loil.jpg with the bottle empty. Preemptive thanks, --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 07:17, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

I can't figure out how to do this. Can anyone else? (And if you do, please tell me how you did!) --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:43, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Carmine Article Picture-Finding Help Needed!

Can somebody help me come up with at least some ideas for Carmine in terms of pictures? One idea I had involved that painting with God reaching to Adam and vice versa, but even with just this idea I need help with uploading and inserting pictures on Uncyclopedia. Anybody willing to help? Barcode711 15:40, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Man, if you're still active and want a hand, let me know. It looks like you haven't been around in months though, and I don't want to try and sort out an image if it won't get used... --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:04, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Improving more

Is there anyway you can make this look more official, less like I whipped it up in paint in 5 seconds (which I did)? Possibly a more professional looking logo but still with the cross and stethoscope. Please, pretty please Sir DJ ~ Irreverent

An image doctor is IN! How about this - or do you really want that red cross as well? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:27, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

The Young and the Uncyclopedians, Episode 137

Seriously ugly monkey.

Carl Sagan + Cake + ??? = Profit?

• I would like a picture of a happy-looking fingerpuppet on a gritty television on a evil-looking room background. I´d also like a picture of Carl Sagan with a cake...crumbly, but good. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  17/01/2008 @ 02:31

  I hope this crappy image will do for the fingerpuppet. I'll trying working on Sagan tomorrow. In the meantime, if you want me to change anything (I know it can be better but I can't think of how to do it) feel free to ask. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:39, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

  Thanks. It's already in there. How about the picture of Carl Sagan? ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  20/01/2008 @ 21:51

  Finally done. Sorry that took me so long, hope this turned out OK. I think the hand still looks slightly unnatural, but it's passable. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:14, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

WW2 pictures

Sorry to grace this page again. Turns out i did not save my article so the article remained the same. A quick Glance @ Battle of Stalingrad will give you an idea of what i would want.I just want

• Hiter and Ronald McDonald acting good friends/gayish with ech other.
• Scenes of Stormtroopers fighting the crap out with guns.
• Death Star sending down a bolt of lightning
• Obi-Wan in a General costume
• a parody of the show "Deadliest Catch". instead of offloading crab, the ship can be offloading human beings!

thanks and sorry again. chengzy

Well, how about Russian General Han Solo? I've got that one to hand. I'll try to have a look at the other shortly, when I have a bit more spare time. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 21:31, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Well, it turned out not to be "shortly", but here's another. Looking at the article, I think that's all you need for it. I hope! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 21:29, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

F7 creepyful picture of doominess

I need a picture of like the letter and number F7 but in like a creepy setting like a lab taqble (pref the one from Frankenstine) with like stiches all over it and stuff. I would greatly appreciate it. Check out the article F7.

Article has been huffed, so archiving request. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:03, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Fat Americans

I'm writing this, and I'd like the source of [1] (similar to Image:Earthrabbit.jpg but without the hand) and I'd like the outline of a Fat person instead of the rabbit. If this request could be accepted, it would be much appreciated--Æ 19:14, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

How's that? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:41, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Holy Shark

A simple little UnNews. I need an image of a Messiah-like shark. Two ideas come to mind:

• A shark with a heavenly glow.
• A shark lying in a manger would be great.

Thanks. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 16:46, Jan. 17, 2008

• How's this? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:35, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

• • Wow, that's fantastic. Better than I imagined. Thanks! -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 09:39, Jan. 18, 2008

Verne-esque looking book

I need a cover for a book called Le Telephon-Photographique (The Camera Phone). Can it have the arc-de-triumph with mobile phone towers on it, something Verne like at least, and in that 19th century kind of writing.--DJ Irreverent 16:01, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

• 
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Here are some unused pictures that could be photoshoped, if its any help. MadMax 19:26, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

• Here's what I think you want. I do realize that it's a bit wide to be a bookcover, but I couldn't find any source images with enough room around the Arc to get it more booky. In anycase, it must be said that there is no specific shape that every book falls into. In anycase, if you don't like this, I'd be happy to make it different. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:21, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks! But i was thinking more along the lines of...

• 

This kind of thing with a b/w arc-de-triumph in the middle w/ mobile phone towers.

Sorry to be any trouble. You do great work! --DJ Irreverent 04:46, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

How's that then? Too similar? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:21, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

EXCELLENT :D :O :D *thumbs up* Sir DJ ~ Irreverent

Raw, peeled grapefruit

Hi, could someone throw together an image of someone eating a raw peeled grapefruit? I wrote How To: Convince your friends you aren't a zombie, and need a nice, gory image that isn't actually gory. Thanks.--<<>> 13:33, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

How's this? It's kind of quick, might be a bit edgy it's actually very edgy, but in the article context it should be just fine, I think maybe. -RAHB 21:57, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

'Twill work! I do think she needs some more juice, or something to add to the "OMG! He's eating something and there's juice everywhere!" look to it. But this'll work.--<<>> 23:21, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

Also, I think a ruby red grapefruit would work better for the whole gore factor.--<<>> 23:29, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

yeah, I think I'll give it another go overall. That orange one really didn't go well with what I was trying to do. Or somebody else can do it. Whaetever. -RAHB 23:46, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

This new version has the ruby red fruit, and is much cleaner. I'll work on the juice now. -RAHB 00:22, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Oh yes! This is already a lot closer to what I want. Lovely.--<<>> 00:39, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

In all honesty, I don't know how to actually go about putting in juice. Could be a problem, I dunno. Your call from here. -RAHB 01:15, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

I'm looking at traditional zombie lore. It should look like blood dripping down the chin, only it's juice. So obviously a lot less thick. Hmm... maybe just have a bit of pinkish juice dripping from the chin? Anything else will probably be too over-the-top.--<<>> 01:34, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Hmm... only looking at the pic again, I don't think that's possible. Maybe just from the edge of the hand?--<<>> 01:36, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

How's this? -RAHB 02:22, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

'Twas awesome enough that I pulled the trigger and moved the article back to mainspace, with this image. Thanks!--<<>> 02:38, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

VFH Campaign

Vote or die!

If you noticed the butt ugly template on the front page, and felt all wrong inside, now is your chance to help! Uncyclopedia is looking for young, enthusiastic blond female choppers, who can make pics for the front page campaign. Preferably use an Uncync recognized meme (vote or be eaten by a Grue etc...). Best pics will get a big template on the first page! mediocre ones as well Good luck! ~ Mordillo where is my FLYING FUCK? 01:29, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

You had me at "butt". Then you lost me at "enthusiastic". Then you got me again at "mediocre". You should advertise this more, because I bet there'll be a lot of users that will want to help. I probably won't be able to work on this for a couple of hours, but I'll start when I get the chance. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:34, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Verily, I hath dug deep into the depths of my mind, and behold! I hath produced an image so unoriginal it forces itself upon thine retinas, burning deep into ye nightmarish subconscious! Tremble! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:19, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia: The Game

I need at least 3 pictures of the exiting gameplay from this game we all know and love. I could do a screenshot of a random unc article, but I also need someone to do a chop of a halo screenshot incorporating the usual gang (Sophia, Wilde, a Grue...etc) as well as quotes and in jokes and a box for the upcoming title Uncyclopedia: The Game 2. If you are not sure what exactly I want, just talk to me for greater details.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 5 10:17

How's that for you? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 20:09, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation

I have nothing specific to request, but if any skilled choppers out there get inspired, feel welcome to make something funny for this article. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 17:25, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

I appreciate your situation....R (Holla!) 21:09, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

HowTo:Hack your iPhone

In my article, i came up with an idea for an alternative method which involved satan hacking an iphone and customizing. I trie to make my iPhone look like I described in the article, but only got so far. What i got i posted here, but what it really needs is some fire in the backround. All of the text and lables, except for where it says iSatan at the top corner, can be ignored if need be. That is what I got. Thanks. --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 17:48, 3 January 2008 (UTC) That's my go at it. It's a little blurry and not great quality, but I hope it's OK. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:49, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Thats prity good. Thanks.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:30, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Chicken Soup for the Chicken's soul Picture request

MySubPage, which contains the article. I need a picture of a Chicken Soup for the Soul book front cover, with the words Chicken Soup for the Chicken's Soul photoshopped on the front for my article(Chicken SOup for the CHicken's soul) Also, if possible photoshop a chicken on the front cover. Thank you.

How's that? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:02, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Metal Sonic Picture Request

Hello there. I'm trying to improve my article on Metal Sonic, and the one things it desperately needs is pictures. All i've got so far is a picture from Wikipedia, and it's not going to win any awards anyway. What I would like would be to have a picture of Metal Sonic in an official 'Terminator' film poster, so it looks realistic. This is because the article uses the Terminator as a theme. Thanks very much if you can do that.--Garionepsilon 11:48, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Hope this is OK. It's rather dull, but I think it's a good first attempt at making an image without MS Paint. Also, the lines in the back are from the official poster, but Mr. Schwarzenegger covered them up most of the way so I had to expand them. Metal Sonic doesn't do as good a job of covering them. If you want anything changed, just ask. Merry Christmas! Merry merry merry edits. PEEING 22:09, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

No, this looks awesome as it is! Thanks!!--Garionepsilon 17:42, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Animals and Muse

I'd like a close-up of a moose, ideally a head shot with antlers, (not stuffed) but whole moose would be acceptable if it's without lots of background distractions. Also, I'd like to have some kind of a picture of a muse, ideally some kind of neo-classical painting with the muse holding a lyre, for example http://www.pbase.com/infinitethought/image/59267266/small , but I need the two images to be the same size and side by side. And I could also use an image of a wombat if you can find a really cute one, again without background distractions and about the same size (I'd prefer about 111 px up to 150px maximum). Thanks in advance.

How's that? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:24, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

The Siege of Bordeaux

This is for an article I'm writing called The Siege of Bordeaux, in which a giant snail comes and attacks this French castle. I'd like an image of the French in their castle attacking the snail, but instead of the cauldron of boiling pitch, I'd like a giant salt shaker. However, the snail is cleverly evading the attack by hiding in its shell. Thank you very much. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:25, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

Any chance you could find an image of the besieged castle that I could use? I can't find a good one for the life of me. Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 01:34, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

How 'bout this one? R (Holla!) 14:50, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Holy shit, he's back! Nice to meet you RadicalX. Oh, and good image, which I believe is par for the course! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:53, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Alberto Gonzales

Busted...

I'm not good enough with my photoshop to do this, so I need help from an experienced chopper. This was a suggestion from Pee Review, to have a picture of Gonzales shredding the original memo that ordered the firing of the eight US attorneys.--Æ 02:09, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Yea, I figured I could pull this one off and ended up with this. I could change anything that you want me to, especially the text. I'm not too fond of the name of the shredder, but I'm tired and that's the best I got. I'll be glad to make any changes that you ask for. Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 03:50, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

That was a great chop Boomer. The caption is different on the article, but still, your help is much appreciated--Æ 19:29, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Double negative

I'm doing a rewrite for Double negative and is currently pictureless. I'm not good enough with my new photoshop, so I need some help. I'd like a picture like Image:Winkler.png but the text will read "I am not going to not assign homework." --Æ 16:17, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

See here. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 18:42, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a lot!!

. The original image I uploaded was blury and I largended it a bit--Æ 18:56, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Graph for Article?

I'm reworking Anonymous-Asshattery Paradigm some, and I want a new graph for the intro article; ideally an exponential curve with Anonymity on the x-axis and asshattery on the y, but readable, unlike my attempt. Anyone want to be my best friend? Plz? -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 20:48, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

• How's this? It's straight outta Excel, but I added the red line going up off the grid. -- Spillin DylanTALKEDITS20:33, Dec 28

Yes Hello

I'm putting on a little vanity piece for my good friend Cajek. Can anyone make the omen part? Meaning - an ominous __NOCAJE__ in a very dramatic sky? Maybe a person pointing at it? Thanks. ~ Mordillo where is my FLYING FUCK? 14:28, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

OK, I'm working on the latest batch in order of how quickly I can do them, and what I like the sound of. I can do a cloudy _nocajek_ in a fairly ominous sky - how's that? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 20:59, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

That's lovely! Any way you can improve the resolution for a bigger pic? Look at the article in question. ~ Mordillo where is my FLYING FUCK? 22:30, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Sorry dude, that was the size of the source image I used. I mean, I could stretch it, but it wouldn't look great... --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:12, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Actually, I say that, then I go and try anyway. Why? whatever, it wasn't as bad as I feared, see what you think. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:21, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

That's not bad at all! It looks all murkey and omeny-isk. Very bad omen indeed. Thanks! ~ Mordillo where is my FLYING FUCK? 15:24, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Winkler!

Please try not to groan too much. I need an image of Henry Winkler (as Francis Winkler) on the cover of Time magazine as person of the year. I'm hoping my UnNews will be the last Winkler spin-off. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 17:28, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

I might try this but keep in mind my chopping skills are terrible--Æ 17:37, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Here ya' go Kip:

Hope this helps--Æ 22:02, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

It's pretty good, but Winkler doesn't take up the whole page. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 04:42, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Now he does--Æ 13:15, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

I've just photoshopped my own image. But thanks, I appreciate it. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 14:05, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Hans Blix

i need some images for Hans Blix and the Weapons Inspectors. a cursory glance at the article should give you some idea of what i'm looking for: hans with a guitar, hans kofi & grohl together, grohl in front of an obviously bombed-out building, etc. thanks much. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:42, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

OK, I've knocked up a quick one of the lads together here. More possibly to follow depending on time (if there's nothing by the weekend, don't hold your breath, we're at the folks' for christmas, and the best image editor they have is etch-a-sketch...) --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 22:06, 17 December 2007 (UTC)