Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive126

Phil Hendrie

Keep
Delete	Delete I'm not familiar with this guy so maybe I'm missing something? --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:40, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay per Codeine's Mum. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:49 Mar 20 Delete Looks like a wiki spork which has had some random crap tossed in to no great effect. It can go. MrN  Fork you! 00:05, Mar 21 Who? --Kurgan 17:34, 21 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. –—Hv (talk) 21/03 18:17 Delete. Per all of the above. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:21, Mar 21
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David_Morgan-Mar

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Delete	Delete. Maybe it's vanity, maybe it's not. Who cares? It's very lame either way. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:36, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay per Codeine's Mum. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:50 Mar 20 Delete Yup. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:56, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Per the Count... MrN  Fork you! 00:00, Mar 21 CruftHuff If it ain't Vanity, it's just plain Crap --Kurgan 17:36, 21 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. It's been a little while since we had one of these "either vanity or just plain crap" things. They get no better. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:11, Mar 21 Delete as UU. –—Hv (talk) 21/03 18:15
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Cheesecake of Doom

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Delete	Delete per Uncyclopedia:Complete Bollocks --Syndrome 10:34, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Weak delete Meh... --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:51, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Delete It'd take more effort than it's worth to fix this I think. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:42, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Not worth the bother. MrN  Fork you! 00:01, Mar 21 Delete. A slab of nothing much. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:09, Mar 21 Delete. –—Hv (talk) 21/03 18:14
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Physics Act of 1603

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Delete	Delete If you like 'random randomness' you might like this one. For me it's too much and not worth keeping. MrN  Fork you! 18:18, Mar 19 Delete Short, random and not funny at all. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 19:48, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per the above. Agree with the comments that the idea is an interesting one, but the article is a crap one. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:21, Mar 20 Delete per above the above. –—Hv (talk) 21/03 18:13
Comments	Hmmm.... I really, really like the concept of this page. Passing the laws of physics...there's something there that really appeals to me. Still, the execution is kinda piss-poor, and I don't wanna vote keep. If anyone is interested in starting a rewrite, I'd certainly be glad to help, but for now...abs. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:43, Mar 19 I wouldn't mind rewriting it (I wouldn't mind pinching the idea and starting anew either). If you want to keep it, I can start rewriting it in a week or two. Right now I don't have time for any mainspace edits, just stupid pointless edits like this one. --Syndrome 00:55, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Baseball bat

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Delete	Delete I can't find any funny here. Can you? MrN  Fork you! 18:27, Mar 19 Delete --OptyC Sucks! CUN 20:21, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:57, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Random, crap, smack it out of the park. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:28, Mar 20
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Pages with Links that Don't Lead to Where they Say They Do

Keep	Ix-yay. This article sucks. (In a good way)... MrN  Fork you! 00:46, Mar 20 Keep. ~ 00:49, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Alright -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:06, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Keep. I like it. --Syndrome 07:24, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Meh. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:29, Mar 20
Delete	Ix-nay. This article sucks. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:20 Mar 19
Comments	Don't we already have an article like this? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:29 Mar 20 That one's a little different. --Syndrome 07:24, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Cept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 13:57, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Misa

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Delete	Delete Eh? What is this about? MrN  Fork you! 18:18, Mar 19 Delete I can't tell if this is a joke or not. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 20:03, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. I don't think the cabal would approve. --Syndrome 07:26, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:57, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Utterly forgettable. I intend to forget it very quickly. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:26, Mar 20
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The 22nd Amendment

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Delete	Delete Not the worst Amendment related article I have seen, but I'm still not sure this really adds anything... MrN  Fork you! 18:18, Mar 19 Delete Tough call. It's a fairly decent start but... if it gets deleted I don't think we'll lose anything important should somebody else want to write an article about this. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 20:01, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:57, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Not funny. Seems to be an opening bit for an article that doesn't follow. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:25, Mar 20 Huff as per UU --Kurgan 13:06, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
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Shakedown

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Delete	Delete I just don't get it. Is this funny at all? MrN  Fork you! 18:18, Mar 19 Delete No. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 19:54, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 05:46, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:56, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short and unfunny. Don't really see the good idea either. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:23, Mar 20
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Buried treasure

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Delete	Delete Non funny stub. MrN  Fork you! 18:18, Mar 19 Delete The dry humor in the "Then they bury them" line made me laugh. Nothing else did. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 19:52, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Too funny to keep on Uncyclopedia. --Syndrome 00:51, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:56, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Dead and buried. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:22, Mar 20
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Kids Incorporated

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Delete	Delete. My first thought on seeing this was "so.... many.... lists....". I then considered clearing out the lists, and had a look at the rest to see if it was worth saving. It isn't. It seems factual and dull, there's maybe one or two lines where people have tried to add a little funny but failed, and basically it should be put out of my misery. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:49, Mar 19 Delete. -- Mitch 10:01, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Disney Cruft And To Factual And Not Funny I do remember the show but there are not jokes on this page if they are any. Uncyclopedia is not Wikipedia. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 10:42, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Most of this was directly copied from the Wikipedia article. As a result, it's not funny. MrN  Fork you! 12:55, Mar 19 CruftHuff Wikipedia copy/paste --Kurgan 13:07, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Comment: Before you read/vote on this, you guys may wanna take a look at this - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:44, Mar 19 Comment: Perhaps replacing the page with a embeded version of that would be a 10 fold improvment on whats on the page now. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 10:49, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Comment: I hate you. --Syndrome 00:48, 20 March 2008 (UTC) Comment - Anything would be better than what it is right now --Kurgan 13:08, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Cure for AIDS

Keep	Keep It's VERY rare that I disagree with UU, but on this occasion, I actually thought this article was kinda funny. I have however been smoking Leds stash, so it's probably best to ignore me completely... MrN  Fork you! 18:34, Mar 18 Keep It's a stub, but it's not so bad. --Syndrome 07:29, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Strong Keep Best Stub I have seen in a long time. Maybe a featured article someday if improved upon quite a bit. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 10:46, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Short, unfunny, crap. I guess there's a chance for a funny article with this title, but this isn't it, and a blank page would be a better starting point than this for anyone wishing to write one. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:54, Mar 18 Delete, I can't see what you guys are seeing, this just looks like shite to me. –—Hv (talk) 19/03 18:23
Comments	Comment: Meh, looks like I'm in the minority on this one. Just goes to show humo(u)r is subjective I guess, I still find this laugh-free and crap, but hey, good luck to those who don't! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:52, Mar 19 Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:01, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Inkjet printer

Keep	Keep. I think I'm in a good mood tonight. It's not great, but it's not offensive to me, either. I figure someone could prolly turn it into something decent, although that {{idea}} could prolly be replaced with a {{rewrite}}. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:34, Mar 17 Weak Keep The concept made me laugh, but this needs to be fleshed out quite a bit. I agree with Led, slap a rewrite tag on it and give it a chance. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 19:12, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete The 'good idea' tag has been on there long enough. If someone thought this was good enough an idea to bother improving it by now, they would have. Let's get rid of this stub. MrN  Fork you! 14:37, Mar 16 Delete - Crap in most respects. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:05, 17 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. I want what Leddy was on. This is short and crap, and a blank slate would be just as good a starting point if anyone does want to write an article on this. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:23, Mar 17
Comments	Comment: Yeah, I'm high... high on friendship, optimism, and cleanliness! Yeah! Oh yeah, and I've been on a strict paint-chips-and-ammonia diet for about a week now. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:25, Mar 18 /me empties out the ink cartridge, and snorts it up his nose... MrN  Fork you! 18:31, Mar 18 "Rent money?" Whaddaya want that for? We have, like, ten cans of paint thinner right here! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:18, Mar 18 Kemp -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 13:59, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

HowTo:Go to sleep

Keep	Weak Keep Despite the Consensus here so far. I still had my laughs on this article. I must be the only one here that finds it funny. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 10:43, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete I fell asleep while reading this. MrN  Fork you! 12:47, Mar 17 Delete. It makes up for its crappiness by being short. Also, vice versa. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:57, 17 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short, crap, worthless, won't be missed. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:53, Mar 17 Delete This flat out sucks. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:53, 18 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:55, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. - How to go to sleep: Read this article --Kurgan 02:45, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
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Rough Gay Wolf Rape

Keep	Keep - It's a classic, even if it is no where near as good as Rough Gay Wolf Sex. It deserves to be kept, if only because Splaka's comment in the history was made more than two and a half years ago, yet the article is still here. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:14, 17 March 2008 (UTC) Keep - At first I was like :| but then I lol'd (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 17, 07:49 Sure I must be feeling generous today. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:52, 18 March 2008 (UTC) Keep. Why not. --Syndrome 04:53, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Huff Om Nom Nom NomLieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:29, 17 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. crappy ripoff of a decentish article. --monika 02:48, 17 March 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff Short-N'-Shit --Kurgan 01:09, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Also, don't look at the higher-resolution image. --Syndrome 04:55, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Kept. ~ 08:49, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Eric Clapton

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Delete	CruftHuff - It's Eric Clapton, people. He (or anyone for that matter) deserves a much better page than this. --Kurgan 01:11, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Really crap. Really, really crap. Random and crap. And crap. Get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:52, Mar 19 Delete. -- Mitch 09:57, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Poor Eric. MrN  Fork you! 12:49, Mar 19 Delete It refers to Mr. Clapton as "The Clap". I shall read no further. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 19:44, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Anyone cares to rewrite? It's linked to a wholelotofplaces. ~ 19:47, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Could we redirect to God? (Surely someone gets that joke...) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:32, Mar 19 . Eric Clapton‎; 23:59 . . (-4,127) . . Mhaille (Talk | contribs) (←Redirected page to God) Can we huff, recreate, and re-direct please? MrN  Fork you! 00:27, Mar 20

Council Estates

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Delete	Delete Random rubbish. It's state is beyond council. MrN  Fork you! 12:47, Mar 17 Delete. Like many of the Council Estates I hung out on in my youth, it should be razed to the ground forthwith. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:50, Mar 17 Delete Short, not funny. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 20:23, 18 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:53, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. –—Hv (talk) 19/03 18:20
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Drug

Keep	Keep it's a recuring theme/Issuie with no other pages to relace the red links when it goes.--Sycamore (Talk) 21:17, 17 March 2008 (UTC) Keep as per my imminent rewrite. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:15, 18 March 2008 (UTC) Keep, per the fact that if I don't get heroin money right now now I'm gonna fucking kill you all!! Oh yeah, and TKF's rewrite thingy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:22, Mar 18 Keep. Let TKF have it. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:21, Mar 18 Keep Per TKF's rewrite. Also, it's a page for pro-legalization advocacy. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:01, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Unfunny, basically just a page for pro-legalization advocacy. --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~20:45, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:50, Mar 19

Porticology

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Delete	Delete What the??? MrN  Fork you! 12:52, Mar 17 Delete. Utterly pointless. Get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:55, Mar 17 CruftHuff - Short & Shit --Kurgan 00:29, 18 March 2008 (UTC) Delete KerCRAP!!! --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:57, 18 March 2008 (UTC) Delete It's all rather NRV. --Syndrome 07:32, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
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Toasterpuss

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Delete	Delete Maybe it's "cute"? I thought it was pants. MrN  Fork you! 12:47, Mar 17 Delete. Short and crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:54, Mar 17 Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:43, 17 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Kazyan has added some funny, but I just don't think there's much anybody could do with this. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:56, 18 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:56, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	I've tried to fix the article. --Krazy 17:32, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

UAS

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Delete	Delete OK, this has got one of those "you're too stupid to get this tags"... Maybe I am? MrN  Fork you! 12:47, Mar 17 Delete. That would make two of us then, and a quick Google was no help. Anyone? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:53, Mar 17 Delete I'm angry this article still exists. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 19:46, 18 March 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff See HTBFANJS --Kurgan 01:07, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:54, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
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Kate Ceberano

Keep
Delete	Delete Random bad stub. MrN  Fork you! 03:06, Mar 17 Delete - Crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:31, 17 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. What they said. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:49, Mar 17 Delete Random and unfunny. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 20:07, 18 March 2008 (UTC) Who? if it ain't vanity its just plain crap --Kurgan 01:08, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
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Megadeth

Keep	Keep List? What list? Surely it's not that bad now, and is worth saving? MrN  Fork you! 01:56, Mar 17 Keep now that the list is gone. I'd work on this article but I don't know where to go with it I don't want to be typecast. (note from the future: While getting ready to post this, I had an idea that I may or may not go with) I definitely feel like we need a Megadeth article, even if this at its current state is not the Megadeth article we need. --monika 02:14, 17 March 2008 (UTC) Weak keep. Not that fond of it, but it could be so much worse, and if it goes, we'll probably just get something new and worse in its place. A rewrite would be handy though, particularly by someone who knows their stuff (Monika, if her Marty Friedman opus is anything to go by!) If there's a new way, I'll be the first in line... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:46, Mar 17 So much for not being typecast... --monika 02:02, 18 March 2008 (UTC) Meh Per UU. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:49, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	CruftHuff - A list made entirely of red links takes up half the article. The other half is bandcruft. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Kurgan (talk • contribs) Ix-nay. Hasn't this article been here before? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:55 Mar 17
Comments	Kept, so monika can rewrite it...not that there's any pressure or anything. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:52, Mar 19

Bulldozer

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Delete	Delete Needs to be flattened. MrN  Fork you! 14:37, Mar 16 Bulldoze --Kurgan 01:18, 17 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. You know the drill. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:35, Mar 17 Delete Yeah, I spent 30 seconds reading this I could have spent more productively picking my nose. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 19:14, 18 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:43, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
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Lynyrd Skynyrd

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Delete	CruftHuff - unfunny bandcruft --Kurgan 01:42, 17 March 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. Graah. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:55 Mar 17 Delete. Nothing to save. MrN  Fork you! 01:59, Mar 17 Delete. That reminds me: I finally nailed Freebird on Expert on Guitar Hero II this weekend. I therefore rock! (This article doesn't). --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:38, Mar 17
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Pipe

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Delete	Delete It's actually just a crap stub. The whole bottom section is a template which is used better elsewhere. MrN  Fork you! 14:37, Mar 16 Delete - Yeah, the whole template section is just the article on smoking. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:08, 17 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. What they said. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:35, Mar 17 Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:46, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
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Secret Thrice Society

Keep	It's cute. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:10, 16 March 2008 (UTC) Keep - This is one of the worst articles I have ever read. I love it. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:02, 17 March 2008 (UTC) Dumbest shit ever. Keep. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:55, Mar 18 Keepkeepkeep. ~ 06:26, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - Pathetic List (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 16, 11:14 Delete. MrN  Fork you! 14:06, Mar 16 Delete. --Syndrome 21:20, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	I noticed this page was created by User:Whywhywhy. Maybe this should be moved to his userspace? --Syndrome 21:20, 16 March 2008 (UTC) What Syndrome said. Seems to be a user group type idea. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:18, Mar 17 I think Whywhywhy is gonegonegone. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:57, Mar 18 Whatever it is that you guys (TKF,Cs and Led) are smoking, can you bring some round to my place later? MrN  Fork you! 02:01, Mar 18 Keelt (and moved to Uncyclopedia:Secret Thrice Society) -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:30, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

Sandwichtologists

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Delete
Comments	Abstain. This may or may not be delete-worthy, but I know it's not much to look at. --Krazy 01:34, 18 March 2008 (UTC) WHAT THE! Dude. Either grow some balls, and vote delete, or don't use VFD! PLEASE! Also, don't delete this nomination from the page (you might get banned). Just vote. MrN  Fork you! 01:58, Mar 18 Fine, fine. I don't like this nomination. Hence it's closed. Also, someone get me a cookie. A big shiny one. ~ 06:28, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

Gravida

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Delete	Delete. - Stupid randomness (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 16, 11:11 Delete. MrN  Fork you! 14:06, Mar 16 Delete. A little bit funny, but the jokes should be merged into something else. --Krazy 00:00, 17 March 2008 (UTC) Delete - Pretty crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:59, 17 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short, unfunny, pointless. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:09, Mar 17
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Audioslave

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Delete	CruftHuff - unfunny bandcruft --Kurgan 01:43, 17 March 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. Major graah-itude. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:55 Mar 17 Delete. OK, this one is total bollocks... MrN  Fork you! 02:00, Mar 17 Such a bad article for such a great band name. --monika 02:16, 17 March 2008 (UTC) Delete - Crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:10, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
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Plot holes

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Delete	Delete. - Stubby crap (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 16, 11:15 Delete. MrN  Fork you! 14:06, Mar 16 Delete. - Crappy stub --Syndrome 21:06, 16 March 2008 (UTC) waste of a good idea no one's had yet. --monika 02:18, 17 March 2008 (UTC) Delete - Bonnery Syndrome. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:03, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
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Trite

Keep	Keep, although I wish it were triter. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:20, Mar 16 Keep Hea, if someone is still around, and wants this kept. I retract my vote. Clearly this was a trite nomination. Sorry So So. MrN  Fork you! 00:00, Mar 17
Delete	Delete OK, now obviously this is 'Trite', but really? MrN  Fork you! 14:37, Mar 16 Delete Replace 'trite' with any other word and no one could tell the difference.--Syndrome 21:05, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	See the relevant discussion page--Syndrome 21:11, 16 March 2008 (UTC). Yea, I saw it... MrN  Fork you! 21:36, Mar 16 I argued for this before but ummm... I don't really care anymore. If the decision is to delete it I won't protest. --So So 23:51, 16 March 2008 (UTC) Nomination withdrawn, voting closed. —Hinoa talk.kun 01:14, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Billy's Bootcamp

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Delete	Delete. - What the hell? (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 16, 11:12 Delete. MrN  Fork you! 14:06, Mar 16 Delete I think it's supposed to be a joke about Tae-bo, but it doesn't work. --Syndrome 21:22, 16 March 2008 (UTC) Circle! Circle! People haven't heard of this workout video? It's mad popular in Japan. An article on this could be potentially funny, but unfortunately this one ain't doin' it... --So So 01:10, 17 March 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff - I bet Billy's bootcamp is more fun than reading this --Kurgan 01:17, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
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Chanel No. 5

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Delete	Delete This article smells bad. MrN  Fork you! 02:03, Mar 16 Delete. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 09:00, Mar. 16, 2008 Delete. Short 'n' shit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:46, Mar 16 De-1337. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:08, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
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De-wormholing tablets

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Delete	Delete Possibly a good idea, but this article is not. MrN  Fork you! 02:03, Mar 16 Delete. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 09:00, Mar. 16, 2008 Delete. Short 'n' shit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:45, Mar 16 CruftHuff unfunny stub --Kurgan 01:16, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
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Lake Spooky

Keep	Actually, keep. I feel that this has some potential to be a great parody of ghost stories/slasher movies. I may even rewrite it myself... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:04, Mar 15 Keep for TLB's sake. His rewrite is already looking pretty effing awesome. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:44 Mar 16 Keep Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:41, 16 March 2008 (UTC) Keep. Leave it to Leddy. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:43, Mar 16 Keep -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:22, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Random Pants, stub. MrN  Fork you! 16:41, Mar 15 Delete Pants stub random. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 18:02, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Huff the pants that currently occupies the page and move LedBaloon's copy into it --Kurgan 01:15, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain.. It's got OK content so far, but it needs more. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 09:02, Mar. 16, 2008 Kept -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:22, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

London Millenium Bridge

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Delete	Delete Random Pants, stub. MrN  Fork you! 16:41, Mar 15 Delete Transom spad, bunt. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 18:07, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 09:00, Mar. 16, 2008 Delete. A worse idea than the dome. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:40, Mar 16 CruftHuff - Too short and random --Kurgan 01:14, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
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Van Halen

Keep	Keep Well there are not long pointless list in it now... This took me about 1 min. Although it's not awesome, I think it's got a few good lines, and is worth hanging onto. MrN  Fork you! 12:54, Mar 15 Keep The introduction still sucks eggs, but the rest isn't too bad. Still needs some work. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 13:52, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Keep Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:40, 16 March 2008 (UTC) Keep -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:21, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	CruftHuff - Probably the listiest bandcruft I have ever saw --Kurgan 00:44, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Lame. -- Too many overused lists! Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Hnng, lists... OK, the lists have gone, but I still think it's random and crappy bandcruft. If it is to stay, then please rewrite tag it, as it needs a lot of work. Now if you'll excuse me... "Panama! Panama-a-a-a-a-a! Panama!" --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:31, Mar 15
Comments	Comment. Someone got rid of the lists. If lists are bringing a decent article down just trim the lists and stop whining at VFD. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:08, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Comment. It wasn't just the lists, it was also the bandcruft --Kurgan 01:13, 17 March 2008 (UTC) The trouble with de-listing is that for some pages it leaves nothing left. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:14, Mar 17 Kept -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:21, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Kutztown University

Keep	Weak keep. -- It needs more humor, but it looks like the author actually put effort into it. Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Keep Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:39, 16 March 2008 (UTC) Keep but fix it up a bit. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 09:03, Mar. 16, 2008
Delete	CruftHuff - Unfunny schoolcruft/vanityshite --Kurgan 19:14, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Why bother abstaining? I really don't know. As vanity goes, this actually is not bad in places, but I'm not going to fight it. MrN  Fork you! 00:03, Mar 15 Abs. Epic meh. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:22, Mar 15 I like to see my name on screen! I have no real feelings about this one either way. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 13:33, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Kept -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:20, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Marry Your Favorite Character Online

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Delete	Delete. per Uncyclopedia:Pages for deletion/archive126#Marry_Your_Favorite_Character_Online --Syndrome 19:09, 16 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. The page so-the-opposite-of nice we're deleting it twice. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:18, 16 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. We all missed it. Naughty us... MrN  Fork you! 19:24, Mar 16 Ix-nay as per me from the last time I voted to ix-nay this. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:27 Mar 16 De-1337. Do what now? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:07, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
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Winning Eleven

Keep	Keep. - Very Weak Keep All it needs is more pimpin'. A lot has to be done. --ASHPD 13:30, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - Randommy, listy, insidy joke from undiscover corner of cyberspace and External Links that feature nothing but spammy. Ace Attacker 05:55, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Shitty, listy gamecruft. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:32, Mar 15 Delete. 11 reasons to delete. MrN  Fork you! 12:48, Mar 15 Terrible --OptyC Sucks! CUN 13:53, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 09:00, Mar. 16, 2008
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29th Amendment

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Delete	Delete QVFD, um... No? Ok, we will just have to read it then. MrN  Fork you! 02:03, Mar 16 Ix-nay. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:52 Mar 16 Delete. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 09:00, Mar. 16, 2008 Delete. A waste of the three seconds it took to read. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:48, Mar 16 Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 10:55, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
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????

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Delete	Delete ? MrN  Fork you! 02:03, Mar 16 ????? ???? ??? ???? ? ????, ???? ????. ???'? ?? ?????. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 03:01 Mar 16 Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 04:01, 16 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 09:00, Mar. 16, 2008 Delete. Profit! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:46, Mar 16
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Idalia, Colorado

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Delete	Delete This appears to be vandalism on wikipedia that somebody copy/pasted here. I know Uncyc was founded on such things but come on... It should at least be funny. This isn't. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 20:50, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay per Chris. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:56 Mar 15 Delete MrN  Fork you! 03:07, Mar 16 Delete. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 09:00, Mar. 16, 2008 Delete. Short 'n' shit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:45, Mar 16
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Marry Your Favorite Character Online

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Delete	Delete. Listy ED crackhead bullshit.--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:34, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Errr, yeah. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 18:49, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:57 Mar 15 Trash ED bollocks is for ED. --Syndrome 01:13, 16 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 09:00, Mar. 16, 2008 Delete. We're not Wikipedia's dumping ground, so we're certainly not ED's. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:44, Mar 16
Comments	Invalid vote is what happens when you don't put on the VFD tag on the article. Voting closed. ~ 11:33, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

The HoC

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Delete	Delete Random Pants, stub. MrN  Fork you! 16:41, Mar 15 Delete Stub pants random. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 18:04, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:50, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Qhat. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:46 Mar 16 Delete. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 09:00, Mar. 16, 2008 Delete. Short 'n' shot. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:42, Mar 16
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Sanity of the Australian Parliament

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Delete	Delete Random Pants, stub. MrN  Fork you! 16:41, Mar 15 Delete Stub random pants. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 18:06, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. The sanity of the pariliament is questioned, but the innanity of the article is unquestionable.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:04, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 09:00, Mar. 16, 2008 Delete. Short 'n' shit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:41, Mar 16
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Adult Bookstores

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Delete	Delete. Uncyclopedia has something against sex crap. The users will make you read "ow to be funny and not stupid" article until you get it. Geddit? --ASHPD 16:27, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Delete I'll save you the trouble of reading it. It's an Oscar Wilde quote (FUNNEH!!!), two sentences and a couple lists. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 16:14, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:34, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 09:00, Mar. 16, 2008 Delete. Nothing to it. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:39, Mar 16
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Copy + paste

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Delete	Delete The hell? --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:25, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Delete MrN  Fork you! 03:15, Mar 13 Delete. Complete gobbledygook. Now there's a word I haven't used in a while. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:54, Mar 13 Ugh The first word in the article is "shit." I shall read no further. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:54, 13 March 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff - Short, random, unfunny --Kurgan 23:30, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Complete gobladuke? /me reminds UU to use that word more in the future... MrN  Fork you! 21:11, Mar 13

Uppsala University

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Delete	Delete Try and classify this? I don't think it's cruft. It's not really random. Probably just pants... MrN  Fork you! 23:50, Mar 14 CruftHuff - Schoolcruft. Worse than the Kutztown Univerity article I nominated earlier --Kurgan 00:46, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Um... -- Is this some sort of in-universe article? I really don't get it. Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Easy: crap stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:27, Mar 15 Clambake What? --OptyC Sucks! CUN 13:43, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
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Sakai

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Delete	Delete. - I have no choice but choose delete. I don't get it, and it seems no way to be improved at all. --ASHPD 13:36, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Maybe this makes sense to someone, but not me. MrN  Fork you! 23:50, Mar 14 CruftHuff - It doesn't make sense to me either --Kurgan 00:48, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Epic fail. -- The user needs to learn how to be funny and not just stupid, and also learn Un's way of creating disambiguation pages. Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Pointless stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:27, Mar 15 Delete Short, not funny, and it's got 1337 speak. Kill it. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 13:38, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
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Couch Potato Day

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Delete	Delete Not worth keeping this random stub. MrN  Fork you! 23:50, Mar 14 Delete. Destruction necessary. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:04, 15 March 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff --Kurgan 00:47, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Epic fail. -- Random crap = delete. Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:26, Mar 15 Delete Easy call. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 13:37, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
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Diet

Keep	Keep. - I notice while this article talks about dieting and people and statue getting thinner, the article itself is pretty thin too. Or should I say this article is on diet? Theres room to improve. Go eat more. --ASHPD 13:41, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete This article has been on a diet of un-funny. It's such an important tittle, it's worth getting shot of this rubbish to try for a better version. Loads links here... MrN  Fork you! 23:50, Mar 14 Delete. There's nothing there. Now, that could be a self-referential thing, but I think it's just crap. How about a redirect to Anorexia or something to avoid a load of red links? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:25, Mar 15 Delete --OptyC Sucks! CUN 13:35, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. -- Needs to be turned into a real article. I like the idea, but this is an epic fail.

Head Tennis

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Delete	CruftHuff - How did this survive for over a year? --Kurgan 19:04, 14 March 2008 (UTC) Delete The template says I could help Uncyc by expanding this article. I think I could help more by just deleting it. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 19:12, 14 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Seen worse, but it can go. Probably only any potential for humour if you're a Derby County or Notts Forest fan (and there are very few of those)... MrN  Fork you! 00:00, Mar 15 I'm on "stupid" patrol. -- wow. Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Please, MrN, it's Nottm Forest, the Notts is for Notts County. I lived in Nottingham for many years, they actually do care about that difference, surprisingly! ;-) Oh, this article is crap, by the way. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:34, Mar 15
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Mayor

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Delete	Delete Random unfunniness. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:16, 14 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Random rubbish. MrN  Fork you! 01:45, Mar 14 Delete. ZzZzZz... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:40, Mar 14 CruftHuff - unfunny stub --Kurgan 19:04, 14 March 2008 (UTC) Epic ... um ... oh wth; just delete it. -- I agree; random unfunniness. Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
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Box jellyfish

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Delete	Delete Short and stupid. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:12, 14 March 2008 (UTC) Delete More random rubbish. MrN  Fork you! 01:45, Mar 14 Delete. Zzz. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:39, Mar 14 CruftHuff - This is one of the worst ones I have seen on here in a long time --Kurgan 19:05, 14 March 2008 (UTC) Epic fail. -- It is what it is: the lining of Un's old dumpster. Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
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Usenet group

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Delete	Delete Not funny. Not funny at all. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:51, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Per Optimuschris. MrN  Fork you! 00:48, Mar 14 Delete. Yawn. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:38, Mar 14 CruftHuff Without mercy, for that matter --Kurgan 19:06, 14 March 2008 (UTC) Epic fail. -- how exactly can people write articles like this and still have an active conscience? Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
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Woody Woodpecker

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Delete	Delete Short and stupid. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:38, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Delete I also suspect there is a vanity issue here... MrN  Fork you! 00:47, Mar 14 Delete. Short and crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:37, Mar 14 Wha???--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:40, 14 March 2008 (UTC) Epic fail. -- not funny. Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
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Elastic

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Delete	Delete Random and crap. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:20, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Yep. MrN  Fork you! 03:17, Mar 13 Delete. short 'n' shit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:53, Mar 13 Unkeep Eww. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:54, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Forget unkeep -- how about unwrite? -- boring. Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
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Veli Saari-Kalle

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Delete	Delete Attributing said person to God do not a joke make. Stubby as well. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:03, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Thanks Optimuschris... This is not a good one... MrN  Fork you! 02:37, Mar 13 Delete. Very Sucky Stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:50, Mar 13 Holy mother of crap... WTF? JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:54, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Epic fail. -- yet another God reference. Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
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Albert Square

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Delete	Delete Non Brits my not know that this is the central place of the show "Eastenders". We can probably use an article on this, but not dis one. It's so random it's even more dirty than Den himself. I actually played football once with Lofty you know. True story. ;) ... MrN  Fork you! 19:43, Mar 12 Delete --Optimuschris 20:48, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Sort it aaaaht. It's faaaam'ly, innit bruv? Sharrup! Leave it! Awright. The script to one third of all Neverenders episodes, by UU. Eyethangyew. This article, by the way, sucks. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:49, Mar 13 Crap JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:54, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Epic fail. -- when will people learn? Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
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Pendle Hill

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Delete	Delete The author says it's pointless. Who am I to disagree. MrN  Fork you! 19:43, Mar 12 Delete Stubby ungoodness. --Optimuschris 19:53, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short, dull and pointless. Nice scenery there though. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:39, Mar 13 Delete I DON'T FREAKING CARE IF YOU HATE YOUR HOMETOWN!!!!! JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:54, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Epic fail. See above. Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
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The Millennium

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Delete	Delete Obviously an important article, and lots links here (including some redirects). I think this needs more than a steamroller, and if we delete it, we are likely to get a better version. MrN  Fork you! 12:49, Mar 12 Redirect to Y2K JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:54, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Oh wait, Y2K redirects THERE... DELETE and let Under User rewrite (see below). JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:55, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Comment: as you say MrN, this has a lot of links, and there's nothing to redirect it to. So I'll pick it up as part of UN:CW. Delete it in the meantime if you want, but I hope to have a rewrite in place soon. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:15, Mar 12 Awesome UU. I think some of the links here are redirects already, so we don't want to create double redirects for sure... (remember to sig this time MrN) MrN  Fork you! 14:19, Mar 12 Looking forward to reading it. --Optimuschris 17:53, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Abstain. -- Isn't there a way to integrate this into one of the official timelines? Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

Liberapedia

Keep	Keep Not the funniest article I've ever read, but it did give me a couple giggles. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 19:17, 14 March 2008 (UTC) Keep Well worth hanging onto... MrN  Fork you! 23:57, Mar 14 Epic pass. -- That's right, I said epic pass. Nice article. Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Keep. Not fantastic, but we have far worse. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:20, Mar 15
Delete	CruftHuff - Short, unfunny, and namedroppy page about a site few people have heard of --Kurgan 18:58, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	KEPT-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:37, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Circular Saw

Keep	Keep. - This article needs major expansion. There's potential. Keep. Period. --ASHPD 13:34, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Keep. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:16, Mar 15 Weak keep. -- it has potential if someone can expand it and make it different from Chainsaw. Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Keep - I'm going to have to say keep just because of the fact that the chainsaw article has a rather humorous link to this one. KingdomAlaska 3:36 March 15, 2008 Strong Keep I have to say keep as it goes great with the original and they work both ways. Also I think this page was authorized by the Original Author of the other version. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 10:34, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Huff - Completely unoriginal, which makes it unfunny and stupid. The chainsaw version is much better than this wannabe trash, and I think this was created because the author took the stub template the wrong way. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:12, 15 March 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff as per AAAA --Kurgan 00:45, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Scrap -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:39, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Nay. I didn't much like the original, but I'd vote to keep it. This is not that. This is this. I'm glad I could clear that up. Also, this. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:06, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. - Cut your head with chainsaw is enough. Ace Attacker 05:56, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Don't you just love it when more effort goes into a VFD vote than the article in question... MrN  Fork you! 12:04, Mar 15 Abs I kinda like it, silly companion gag for chainsaw, but it's not really neccessary and I wouldn't be upset to see it go. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 13:47, 15 March 2008 (UTC) KEPT As per previous discussions on the topic.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:40, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

Seiklus

Keep	Week Keep Very week one at that. Is this actually being racist? Even if something is being racist/homophobic/sexist or whatever I still think it's worth handing onto if it's "funny". Perhaps the nature of the game itself contrasting with the style of the article is actually the joke... It's not awesome this I agree, but I think it's worth hanging onto. Just... MrN  Fork you! 22:23, Mar 13 Weak keep also Not my cup of tea, but it didn't strike me as racist. Somebody might get a kick out of this. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:10, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Keep. Mildly amusing.--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:38, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete What is this white supremacist piece of junk? JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:59, 13 March 2008 (UTC) What? --Kurgan 19:08, 14 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Not even nearly funny enough to be messing about with race. It's just pathetic. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:34, 14 March 2008 (UTC) Die. That means now. -- The article has to be pretty damn funny before I'll tolerate a racially-aligned article. I won't even start about the images (coughPHOTOBUCKETcough). Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	KEPT and {{Fix}}'d —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ljlego (talk • contribs)

Deleted

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Delete	Delete. - Sorry --ASHPD 16:22, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Seriously --OptyC Sucks! CUN 16:17, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Ironically--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:54, 15 March 2008 (UTC) Strong Irony. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:11, Mar 15 Delete per self-fulfilling prophecy. --Syndrome 01:24, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
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