Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive111

Oprah Winfrey

Keep	Keep Let me have a shot at rewriting her. First, though I will have to destroy her in order to save her, though. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:17, 31 December 2007 (UTC) If you're going to just nuke everything and start from scratch (as I always do when rewriting such utter garbage), then take your time. If you get it done before this nomination closes, I'll retract it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:27, 31 December 2007 (UTC) I think I saved seven words. Its a good start, but far from finished or Finnish Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 04:05, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Conditional Keep as per PP -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:25, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Weak Keep The rewrite actually made it less ugly, but it's still a bit poor. -->:( 09:07, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Keep. A significant improvement on what was there. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:05, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Keep. - per rewrite--Æ 14:40, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete It's....it's just too much pain. I tried de-crufting it, I tried to see how I could rewrite it, all to no avail. The only way that this article can possibly have a chance at having an iota of good is if all of this tripe is gone forever to the nether-regions of infinite space.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:35, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Bloody kill it. It's awful. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 01:36 Dec 31, 2007 Raze it and start over --General Insineratehymn 01:49, 31 December 2007 (UTC) It's been rewrit. If you want it still be killed, vote hurr:
Comments	Kept as of Rewrite -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:59, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Henry Winkler

Keep	Aaaay! I could still rewrite this - The Fonz was deleted, and now redirects to this article. I think I did a great job with this Henry Winkler article. But if you guys hate it so much, I'll rewrite it. PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 03:49, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Keep. I agree rewrite. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:53, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Keep.(someone needs to make the "weak" templates for voting)- I think this one can be rewritten. Put {{ICU}} on it so if nothing done to it in a weak we'll just delete it--Scott 05:33, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Rerite -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:25, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Rerite If you guys can rewrite it I am changing my vote to keep. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 04:15, 30 December 2007 (UTC) It seems like PF4Eva is doing a rewrite, so I'm changing my vote to Keep.--Æ 23:53, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Keep Very much keep. I removed the MW is GAY references, which leads to the article being just a promising stub.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:52, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Keep. Yeah, it has much potential. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:46, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - his Happy Days and Fonz career is way to factual and not funny. The final paragraph is Winkler cruft--Æ 02:09, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Fuff --AAA! (AAAA) 02:19, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Mr winkler is OLD – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 02:23 Dec 29, 2007 * Sit on it again Fonz I thought this one was deleted, maybe it was anotehr one. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 03:12, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. HowTo:Get your article deleted: Mention Mr. Winkler! --Dexter111344 03:51, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. To the hopes of destroying all articles referring to that fucking meme. -->:( 04:42, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Not THIS is a crappy one. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 05:04, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. - Finally, a possible end to this fucking Winkler Shit (Bonner) (Talk) Dec 29, 13:27 Delete. -Fucking Kill Winkler!! --MNM5150 19:35, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments	To AE: Henry Winkler did not play Howard Cunningham, he played Fonzie. And most of the career information is fabricated and exaggerated enough to not be factual.

Scribble

Keep
Delete	Delete. What in the shit is this? -->:( 21:15, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Delete As I used to say all the time, random numbers are an almost surefire way to make an article bad. Add to that that it's just an amalgam of unoriginal Pokémon jokes, and you've got one useless piece of crap right here.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:38, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Lose that Pokemon! It's scribble! --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:04, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:03, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete I like to call this "Pokemoncruft". -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 12:02, Dec. 31, 2007 12:02, 31 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Another perfect example of unfunny, useless, gamecruft. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:03, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Comment I created this article as a labor of love. How could democracy do this? YOU KILLED MY SPIRIT --Hkhaerk 14:30, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

UnScripts:The Trial of Mr. Winkler

Keep	Speedy Keep Not even a week old. Besides, it's sort of a rewrite of AE's UnBook with a realistic context. --NXWave 23:01, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Speedy Keep, though it pains me to say it. We can't really do anything about this 'till it's over a week old, if it survives the week. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 23:03 Dec 30, 2007 Keep. I am getting tired of seeing Mr. Winkler articles in VFD. This is a complete waste of time! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:05, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Fuff - Another Winkler spin-off, created on 31 Dec in my time-zone. --AAA! (AAAA) 22:59, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Delete - and this is a redundant pointless rewrite to UnBooks:The Winkler impersonator who cried GAY GAY GAY which was kept twice--Æ 23:00, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments	This is eligible for VFD guys, see this--Æ 23:03, 30 December 2007 (UTC) I'd let it lay for a while, let's say a week or ten days - sayeth The Right Honourable Mordillo. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 23:09 Dec 30, 2007 True, you didn't understand my intention. I said WAIT for a week-10 days and ONLY then, if it still bothers you, nominate it on VFD. ~ Mordillo where is my PORCH MONKEY? 23:11, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Sorry about my misinterpretation--Æ 23:15, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Speedily kept -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:18, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Total Recall

Keep
Delete	Delete. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 09:23, Dec. 30, 2007 09:23, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. The humor is mostly random or obscure. It is not well-written, either, with an unreadable run-on sentence taking up the first section. ----OEJ 17:52, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Ugh... Too many red links. -->:( 21:12, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Delete That was....an experience. "The film launched the careers of Mary, the three breasted hooker, and Mars Guard No. 14, who died 9 minutes into the film" is probably the epitome of this article's crappiness. Plus, most of the meat of the article is {{Spoiler}}.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:04, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Munich

Keep
Delete	Delete. - this article has had a rewrite tag since March and it looks like it has gone nowhere--Æ 17:31, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 17:56 Dec 29, 2007 Delete. it with fire!!!--Count of Monkey Crisco 05:29, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Some very unfunny facts and the rest is crap. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 05:34, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Kill it with fire! --General Insineratehymn 01:50, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Chikenogorillas

Keep	Keep. They explode with chocolate. Expode. With chocolate. That's my kryptonite. Well, that and pages that use the term "masturbating furiously". If this page had that, I'd have to vote twice. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:12, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 08:08, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Yeah, that's kind of weak.--Count of Monkey Crisco 10:20, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Could have been a better article I like the idea of Chikenogorilla but the article on it was crap. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 00:48, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Just isn't funny. --Dexter111344 01:45, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete And perhaps move over to Illogicopedia, where I imagine it will be better-received.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:45, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Could that Estonia template be any blockier or harder to read? that template needs some graphic design ASAP.--Count of Monkey Crisco 10:20, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Removed the black background. It's not much better, but at least it doesn't actively burn your eyes out when you look at it. -- 21:36, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Brostamatism

Keep	Keeeeeeep. Contains funny and cleverness. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 03:07 Dec 28, 2007 Weak Kip ..er Keep -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 08:06, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Keep. but maybe rename the religion so we can't remove the slight possibility that it is vanity. Or not. I don't care. --Dexter111344 16:46, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Fore Oh crap I just hit one of them. Oh well keep this article. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 01:11, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete -- What the Balls? Vanity I think. MrN  Fork you! 13:55, Dec 27 Del33t - ?WTF? - User:Slavemaster2 10:14 PM ET 12-27-2007
Comments	In my efforts to find out what the hell Brostamatism is I googled 'Brosta' here:[1] which appears to be a family name. I'm rather confident this is vanity... Probably written by a member of the family returned by this google search. MrN  Fork you! 04:12, Dec 28 Really? Seems to me to be a religion about golf balls. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 04:14 Dec 28, 2007 Balls indeed... MrN  Fork you! 04:16, Dec 28 Kept -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:19, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:The Winkler impersonator who cried GAY GAY GAY

Keep	Speedy Keep - this was already previously kept on VFD yesterday. And besides NXWave, I told you I wasn't finished with the article, be patient and let me do what I need to do with it--Æ 22:18, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Speedy Keep, as we voted to keep it just yesterday. Wait awhile before nominating it again, OK? --General Insineratehymn 22:50, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Speedy Keep - It was kept yesterday. We should have a rule that says an article can be renominated a week after the previous VFD--Scott 22:51, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. -- Filled with logic holes, (the school board could of sued Wikia instead of doing retrials and wouldn't they see through the impersinators, especially the second one?) doesn't feel like an UnBook, and besides we have The Trial of Mr. Winkler to enjoy. --NXWave 22:17, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Could have been done much better. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:25, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments	I think one week is still very short. Maybe 3 months, if not longer? --Æ 22:53, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Was decided to be kept just yesterday. VOTING CLOSED. ~ Mordillo where is my PORCH MONKEY? 22:54, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Are You Gayer Than Mr. Winkler?

Keep	Keep. I actually liked this one. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 03:13, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Are You Smart Enough to Keep This Article? The whole point of this was to be an alternate of Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, while taking advantage of the whole Mr. Winkler phenomenon, which I think still has staying power. PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 03:47, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Keep. Funny enough to keep, or rewrite it to are you gayer than Mr. Garrison? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:54, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Strong Keep Just because a bunch of shitty spin-offs have come about, that doesn't mean the goods ones must go because all of YOU beat the joke to death. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 04:56, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - it's way to similar Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? apart from the fact that it's a random Winkler spinoff--Æ 01:30, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Part of the Winkler series If anyone feels the urge, recreate the article as Are You Gayer Than Mr. Garrison?(as in the teacher from South Park for the two of you who don't know who I'm referring to.) Meh, whatever. --Dexter111344 01:51, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Mr winkler is OLD – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 01:52 Dec 29, 2007 Get in teh closet --AAA! (AAAA) 01:59, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. To the hopes of destroying all articles referring to that fucking meme. -->:( 04:42, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Weak Delete Because now we have Are You Gayer Than Mr. Garrison?. South Park in much funnier. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 05:32, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. - Finally, a possible end to this fucking Winkler Shit (Bonner) (Talk) Dec 29, 13:27
Comments	Comment. If you like this, then you should love Are You Gayer Than Mr. Garrison?, now with 76% less vandal-inspired in-jokes! --Dexter111344 05:32, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Thriller

Keep
Delete	Delete. - this article has had a rewrite tag since February and it looks like it has gone nowhere--Æ 17:30, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Random crap. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 17:57 Dec 29, 2007 Fuck Mike --Dexter111344 17:59, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Grisley goons from every tomb are closing in the seal this article's doom. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 00:59, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Say No to Jakko You know I'm Bad, I'm Bad, you know it and so is this article. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 05:30, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Template:Delete

Keep	Keep. Pretty. Besides, they use the same images on Wikipedia and other projects, and they're real paranoids about load time. I don't think it impacts it that much. If you added all the little images together, you'd hardly even get one big image, and there's lots of big images on a regular article. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 17:55 Dec 29, 2007 Keep. - Ahhh come on, have a little colour in your dull VFD lives (Bonner) (Talk) Dec 29, 19:10 Keep. the Delete. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:12, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Strong Keep It doesn't really up the load times that much unless your on a old old 14.4 KB modem then its a problem. Anyway you should be whining about images in signatures as they do the excact same thing. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 20:25, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Keep. the Delete. --General Insineratehymn 21:35, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Keep. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 00:52, 30 December 2007 (UTC) Keep. the Delete. --MNM5150 19:33, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Useless template, ups load times on pages (with the image and all), and pointless. Did I mention its pointlessness?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:46, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. --Æ 17:47, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete We got along quite well without it. --Dexter111344 17:54, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete - It's ugly and unnecessary. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 18:32, Dec 29 Strong But Oh So Ironic Delete -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:23, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments	's faith is Keep.. voting Abstain.. Or something. Voting closed. ~ Mordillo where is my PORCH MONKEY? 14:22, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Template:Keep

Keep	Keep. Pretty. Besides, they use the same images on Wikipedia and other projects, and they're real paranoids about load time. I don't think it impacts it that much. If you added all the little images together, you'd hardly even get one big image, and there's lots of big images on a regular article. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 17:55 Dec 29, 2007 Keep. - As per my above and my comment on the deletion one as well (Bonner) (Talk) Dec 29, 19:12 Strong Keep It doesn't really up the load times that much unless your on a old old 14.4 KB modem then its a problem. Anyway you should be whining about images in signatures as they do the excact same thing. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 20:24, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Don't Delete. Keep. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:00, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Don't Delete. Keep. --General Insineratehymn 21:34, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Keep. Huh. The joke I used above doesn't work here. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 00:53, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Useless template, ups load times on pages (with the image and all), and pointless. Did I mention its pointlessness?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:43, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Keep.-oh wait, Delete--Æ 17:45, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete We got along quite well without. --Dexter111344 17:53, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Stupid Kill it, along with the other one. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 18:33, Dec 29 Yeah, as per the other one -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:24, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments	is kept. Voting closed. ~ Mordillo where is my PORCH MONKEY? 14:23, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Become the next LotofLOLS

Keep
Delete	Fuff - 1) Vanity and a blatant hate page against an uncyc user (whether he's a vandal or not). We are not ED; 2) Another fucking Winkler spinoff. MAKE IT STOP!!! --AAA! (AAAA) 00:15, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Smite --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:19, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete I was a good sport about this, but come on, it's a vain spin-off of vanity!! -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 00:19, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete - This meme is old. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 00:21, Dec. 29, 2007 It's Gay - Bah ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 00:37, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Strong Delete. I've always had a gripe for this article. This is also to truthful to be funny and has little room for potential--Æ 00:43, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Fuck LotofLOLS --Dexter111344 01:47, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Mr winkler is OLD – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 01:52 Dec 29, 2007 This article is GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!! -->:( 04:37, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. - This tutorial is too dangerous, needs to be deleted. --NXWave 06:52, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments

District of Columbia

Keep	Keep. Got a small smile from me. Is there a better version than this? MrN  Fork you! 16:32, Dec 28 Keep. Pending a rewrite. This should be one of the "forsure" articles, but not written like this. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:44, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - unfunny stub which is redundant to Washington, D.C.--Æ 15:30, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Damn, this is racist it is very unfunny, and stubby. Redirect to Washington, D.C. --Dexter111344 16:34, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Delete AE is right this is redundant. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:28, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Smite --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:19, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Dump It in the Potomac Too many unfunny facts here. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 00:38, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete - Politicians are stupid and I think a politician wrote this. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 00:47, Dec. 29, 2007
Comments

Riga

Keep	Speedy Keep per already voted on this week per [Uncyclopedia:Pages_for_deletion/archive110#Riga] ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 00:42, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - Another bout of dire towncruft (Bonner) (Talk) Dec 28, 12:09 - Withdrawn due to Bonner's fucking idiocy (Bonner) (Talk) Dec 28, 21:41
Comments	Um, we already voted on this: [2] MrN  Fork you! 16:29, Dec 28 Fuck. I should really check my list more often (Bonner) (Talk) Dec 28, 21:41

UnBooks:The Winkler impersonator who cried GAY GAY GAY

Keep	Keep. - It's parodying the what would happen if the real Winkler came and we didn't believe him after the flood of Winkler impersonators in a satirish way. Also, give me a chance to finish, it's on Pee Review--Æ 02:20, 29 December 2007 (UTC) This is as likely as your first UnNews. You are a meidocre article writer but you'd make a great sysop. --NXWave 05:56, 29 December 2007 (UTC) (sighs at NXWave) I just can't comment. I just can't. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 05:59 Dec 29, 2007 Keep. per above and you dispute funny facts. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 03:16, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Keep., I think we should keep all the spin-offs, just delete any new ones that come along. --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 03:54, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Keep., these articles are cluttering up the VFD page and they are funny enough to keep. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:52, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Weak Keep Despite the fact that I hate vanity pages, this one is one of the good spin-offs. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 05:03, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Keep. Mr Winker article vfd's is OLD --Scott 05:08, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Rewritten - Let us bask of the glory that was Mr. Winkler. If anyone has any more information about this, expand and improve. --NXWave 06:41, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Rv'd back. Your version was to factual to be funny--Æ 13:00, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Keep. I plan on recording an audio for this. Do you not want to hear my amazing voice? --General Insineratehymn 14:44, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Huff without mercy. --NXWave 03:33, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Fuff - Same reason as the other Winkler spin-offs listed below. Let's give this dead horse a chance! --AAA! (AAAA) 02:17, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Mr winkler is OLD – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 02:22 Dec 29, 2007 Kerkill all WINKLER!!! --Dexter111344 03:53, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. To the hopes of destroying all articles referring to that fucking meme. -->:( 04:42, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. - Finally, a possible end to this fucking Winkler Shit (Bonner) (Talk) Dec 29, 13:27
Comments	Kept. Voting closed. ~ Mordillo where is my PORCH MONKEY? 14:53, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Santa Claus arrested after being missing

Keep	Speedy Keep Article is less than a week old. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 03:32, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Very Weak Keep I really don't like jokes about alcohol. Too much bad shit has happened to me because of alcohol. But, this still isn't that bad. It'll never(hopefully) be featured, though. --Dexter111344 04:02, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Keep. NXWave! Jesus Christ! Learn the way the site works, already, you've been here long enough. It's less than a week old, so it's eligible for ICU or QVFD, not VFD! Oy! Maybe you ought to step back and observe for a bit. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 05:38 Dec 29, 2007
Delete	Delete. - A boring, predictable UnNews Story. --NXWave 03:29, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Withdrawing Nom, I already made a third article following this article, sorta like a trilogy. --NXWave 09:36, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Hey! We're outside the box. Roomy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! GET BACK IN YOUR BOX! --Dexter111344 14:54, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Kept. Boxing closed. ~ Mordillo where is my PORCH MONKEY? 14:55, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Doctor Jekyll and Mister Winkler the Gay

Keep	Mr. Winkler is cool I think most Winkler articles, within reason, should stay, including this one. This is so unexpected, and so funny. A definite keeper. You'd be crazy not to keep this. PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions STRONG Keep Are you joking? I'm for deleting those really shitty spin-offs, but this is probally, if not for certain, the best and wittiest. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 04:54, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Keep. Funny enough to keep. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:56, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Keep. Created before the spinoff craze kicked in, and it contains actual funny. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 05:36 Dec 29, 2007 Keep.. My my AE. You're really getting on my bad side now. ~ Mordillo where is my PORCH MONKEY? 12:07, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Of course Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:24, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Nomination withdrawn, Keep.--Æ 13:19, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - well, if all the others are going to be deleted, this should be as well. Doesn't make much sense to me--Æ 02:29, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Fuff - I can't even read it. --AAA! (AAAA) 02:33, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. This Winkler Article is unfunny. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 03:17, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. To kill or not to kill. I say KERKILL!!! --Dexter111344 03:55, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. To the hopes of destroying all articles referring to that fucking meme. -->:( 04:42, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. - Finally, a possible end to this fucking Winkler Shit (Bonner) (Talk) Dec 29, 13:27
Comments	Why all the Winkler backlash? Everybody used to praise Mr. Winkler, and now all of a sudden he's the most hated in-joke on Uncyclopedia? We might as well delete everything that has to do with Oscar Wilde while we're at it, if we're gonna delete every in-joke. PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 03:55, 29 December 2007 (UTC) It's their own damn faults. As DrSkullthumper said, the name 'Winkler' is now as bad a namedrop as 'Norris'. I was dead wrong when thought the joke was beat to death within a week of the original page's creation. Two months later, you see what it looks like when a joke is really beat to death. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 04:54, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Kept. Voting closed. And now to ban all who voted for. ~ Mordillo where is my PORCH MONKEY? 15:01, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Mr winkler is COOL

Keep	Keep. One of the originals. I think this, and Francis Winkler, are all the spin-offs that should remain. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 02:23 Dec 29, 2007 Ignore that second sentence. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 05:57 Dec 29, 2007 Speedy Keep Again and again. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 03:06, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Keep. Funny enough to keep or rewrite. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:55, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Fuff - Same reason as the other Winkler spin-offs listed below. Let's give this dead horse a chance! (Note I can't add {{vfd}} to the article as it's protected) --AAA! (AAAA) 02:17, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 03:52, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. - then protect Mr winkler is GAY. --NXWave 03:56, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. To the hopes of destroying all articles referring to that fucking meme. -->:( 04:42, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete.--Æ 12:58, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. - Finally, a possible end to this fucking Winkler Shit (Bonner) (Talk) Dec 29, 13:27
Comments	Comment they should be a rule on repeating these votes so often over and over again. It is a waste of VFD space. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 03:07, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Comment. Rules confuse people. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 03:08 Dec 29, 2007 Comment. So, you are just going to keep voting until you get the result you want? It's been already voted for keeping THREE TIMES. VOTING CLOSED. ~ Mordillo where is my PORCH MONKEY? 14:52, 29 December 2007(UTC) Comment. Yes but it really does look like there will be a different outcome this time? How about letting it go once more, then locking it from deletion attempts? (Bonner) (Talk) Dec 29, 14:57 Comment. Bonner, it's not going to work. Oh well. --Dexter111344 14:59, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Comment. - Hell. you have to try sometimes, even if the odds are slim :P (Bonner) (Talk) Dec 29, 15:01

PainAcre

Keep
Delete	Delete Short. No giggles. Not worth keeping.--MrN  Fork you! 04:43, Dec 28 Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 08:03, 28 December 2007 (UTC) delete How dull, lose it.--Count of Monkey Crisco 10:13, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Bad Get rid of this crap. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 01:00, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Towncruft I don't care if the whole town is full of criminals or of criminal descent. --Dexter111344 01:59, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
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Caedmon's call

Keep
Delete	Del33t -- More unfunny bandcruft, sporked from Wikipedia with a Wilde and some bad jokes added ~~User:Slavemaster2~~ 9:48 PM ET 27 December 2007 Delete. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 03:02 Dec 28, 2007 Delete. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 08:02, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Delete this Cruft Bad BandCruft ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 01:04, 29 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. --Dexter111344 04:34, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Third Eye Blind

Keep
Delete	Del33t -- Standard bandcruft with an unfunny Wilde quote ~~User:Slavemaster2~~ 5:22 PM ET 27 December 2007 Delete What's the point of having music when it leads to bandcruft articles? -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 00:16, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Sorry, I don't get it. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 03:03 Dec 28, 2007 Delete. --Dexter111344 21:46, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Until someone can clean up the crap from this article. At least it's not as bad as Caedmon's call. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 01:08, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
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City

Keep
Delete	Delete -- MrN  Fork you! 13:48, Dec 27 Delete. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 03:08 Dec 28, 2007 Delete. Underdeveloped and not funny: pretends city is pokemon, but there is no rationale and no logic to it. ----OEJ 03:14, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 08:02, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Uncyclopedia NEEDS a city article, but not this city article--Count of Monkey Crisco 10:25, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Only one use of the word Cannibal. --Dexter111344 16:57, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed. -- 21:42, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

The Great Decepticon/Cylon War

Keep
Delete	Delete -- MrN  Fork you! 13:21, Dec 27 Delete. -- Mitch 13:44, 27 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Short, picless, unimaginative. And not funny. ----OEJ 03:11, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Why do my feet stink? -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 07:59, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Never liked Battlestar Galatica anyway. Transformers rules, though. --Dexter111344 16:31, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed. -- 21:42, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Autistic history of Ideas

Keep
Delete	Delete -- MrN  Fork you! 13:19, Dec 27 Delete. -- Mitch 13:43, 27 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Short, picless, lacking in humor, and probably an in-joke on the author's highschool. ----OEJ 03:12, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Listcruft --General Insineratehymn 03:45, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 08:00, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. I see nothing funny. Damn Norwegians... --Dexter111344 16:28, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed. -- 21:42, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Boston (band)

Keep
Delete	Del33t -- Unfunny bandcruft with WAY too many red links ~~514v3m4573r~~ 5:19 PM ET 27 December 2007 Silence -- No arguments from me. MrN  Fork you! 23:01, Dec 27 Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 00:20, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Making up shit about a band doesn't equal funny. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 03:03 Dec 28, 2007 Delete. --Dexter111344 16:27, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed. -- 21:42, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Grease Farmer

Keep
Delete	Delete -- No Idea. But it's pants. MrN  Fork you! 19:42, Dec 27 Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 00:21, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. Darn it, I read the second sentence and thought it'd be good. Unfortunately, it's just not. Major WTF factor. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 03:04 Dec 28, 2007 Delete. Does not make sense. And is not funny. ----OEJ 03:19, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed. -- 21:42, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

The Docksin

Keep
Delete	Delete -- Hate/Vanity I think, and poor at that. MrN  Fork you! 19:34, Dec 27 LOL, TITS – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 03:05 Dec 28, 2007 Delete. Appears to be idiotic. ----OEJ 03:17, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 07:58, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed. -- 21:42, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Template:Mreko

Keep
Delete	Delete. Useless template. -->:( 00:39, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Oh, please, God, no. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 03:02 Dec 28, 2007 Delete. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 08:04, 28 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. unless there's an exceptional explanation as to why Mr Eko digs priests this is crap. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:17, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed. -- 21:37, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Mrs J

Keep	KEEP I've totally rewritten it. Its gone from incoherent to a tale of woe. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:35, 27 December 2007 (UTC) KEEP The lady is, well... A lady. MrN  Fork you! 20:52, Dec 27 uh, whut?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 27 / 23:03) Miss Prettiestpretty fixed it. So it can be removed from VFD now Mr/Mrs/Mis/Ms Admin person. MrN  Fork you! 23:05, Dec 27
Delete	*Delete -- Made by someone from school me thinks. MrN  Fork you! 17:53, Dec 27
Comments

Bastard

Keep
Delete	Delete -- Nothing but a couple of boring, meme-ridden lists. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:08, Dec 27 Delete Agree with Led, it is pants, but it has quite a few pages linking to it. MrN  Fork you! 01:28, Dec 27 Delete. -- Mitch 13:41, 27 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. -->:( 00:43, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
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United Spades Presidents

Keep
Delete	Delete -- Nothing but a long, boring, meme-ridden list. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:54, Dec 27 Delete No, No, No. MrN  Fork you! 00:57, Dec 27 Delete. Already have united states presidents, no need for a duplicate in spades. ----OEJ 01:21, 27 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:41, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
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Greebo

Keep
Delete	Delete -- This page has been vandalized beyond belief by lovers and haters of these "Greebos," which I think is British for "Emo". Request deletion and CVP/CRP. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:48, Dec 26 Who cares? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:23, 27 December 2007 (UTC) Kind of incoherent, kind of badly written. ----OEJ 01:20, 27 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:36, 27 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 20:15, Dec 27
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Dinosaurisisis

Keep
Delete	Delete. - Humour plz kthxbai (Bonner) (Talk) Dec 25, 12:22 lol -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:26, 27 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. A dinosaur. MrN  Fork you! 13:07, Dec 27 Delete. -- Mitch 13:36, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
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Shane West

Keep
Delete	Delete While this is a real, notable actor, the article lacks humor. It contains an excessive number of red links, and it formerly had several redlinked categories. That and the writing style suggest that the article may have been initially plagiarized from Wikipedia. --Pentium5dot1 05:30, 25 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. - As above (Bonner) (Talk) Dec 25, 11:55 Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:27, 27 December 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:35, 27 December 2007 (UTC) Kill Beyond my skills. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:51, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
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