Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 28

June 28: Adamand Eve (Kenya, Iceland), Obliviousness Awareness Day (Chad, China)

• 1493 - Unimpressed by Columbus' attempt to reach the Far East by sailing west, navigator Ernesto de Borgnine attempts to reach the Americas by sailing East. His ship crashes into the Cadiz docks thirty seconds into his journey.
• 1572 - The day the music died.
• 1573 - The day the music was resurrected as a zombie.
• 1619 - Nostradamus predicts that everyone will die someday, including the music.
• 1745 - Sharon Stone begins her first retirement at the age of 57.
• 1851 - Franco-Pakistani War ends in a draw after a sudden death match.
• 1865 - The Army of the Potomac is disbanded but will re-emerge as the KISS Army many years later.
• 1914 - A driver takes a wrong turn in Sarajevo and runs over Franz Ferdinand in the process. World War One finds an excuse to start.
• 1922 - The bloody war between Chile and France ends abruptly when both countries realize that they don't have common borders to fight over.
• 1947 - Obliviousness Awareness Day declared in Chad. Chadians celebrate by starving as usual.
• 1950 - Seoul is captured by North Korean forces; James Brown is not amused.
• 1973 - Scholars discover the first gay couple, Adam and Steve, in Israel. In other news, it's the goddamn doodly best day ever because Maddox visits Chicago.
• 1980 - An earthquake destroys the Chinese city of Bu-Chu-Fu; millions die. When rescue crews complain about poor building construction, the Chinese government declares it to be Obliviousness Awareness Day.
• 2009 - One of our greatest, Billy Mays, passes on to infomercial heaven. You can get Billy Mays and for a limited time only, his charisma for not one or two but three eternities!