Rise of the Roman Empire (video game)

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In the beginning... Server: Rome[edit]

FarmZor has entered the server

FarmZor builds a village (Rome)

growth +100

growth +100

growth +100

LATIN_clan has entered the server

LATIN_clan: piss off this is ours

R0m3: wtf?

R0m3 attacks LATIN_clan

crtical hit

LATIN_clan has left the server

R0m3: rofl

R0m3: noooooooooooooooobs


Expansion... Server: Italy[edit]

R0m3: ha i is teh 1337

R0m3 attacks .salmon.

critical hit

R0m3 attacks 3truscan

critical hit

R0m3 attacks lovestoeatpizza

critical hit

R0m3:pwns this server

Tarcwin: OBEY ME OR I PWN U ALL

R0m3: wtf man

Tarcwin: hey i hve adim privelages

R0m3: u r cock

Tarcwin: then i pwn u

R0m3: bring it bitch

R0m3 attacks Tarcwin

damage +100

Tarcwin: god dam it

Tarcwin has left the server

R0m3 has server admin privelages (Rome)

R0m3 has server admin privelages (Itlay)

R0m3: sweet


1st Punic War... Server: Sicily[edit]

romen_reepublik has entered the server

carth4g3: wat u doin here

romen_reepublik: invadin

carth4g3: wtf go away

carth4g3 attacks romen_reepublik

damage +20

romen_reepublik: dam

romen_reepublik has copied carth4g3 navy

romen_reepublik attacks carth4g3

damage +25

romen_reepublik attacks carth4g3

damage +25

carth4g3: ok im freakin going

carth4g3 has left the server

romen_reepublik: score

romen_reepublik has server admin privelages


2nd Punic War... Server: Italy[edit]

xHANIBLx has entered the server

xHANIBLx: sup dawg

xHANIBLx attacks romen_reepublik

damage +50

xHANIBLx attacks romen_reepublik

damage +50

romen_reepublik: wtf is goin on

romen_reepublik raises army

xHANIBLx attacks romen_reepublik

damage +75

romen_reepublik: crap crap crap crap crap

carth4g3 pm:xHANIBLx: soz dude no more soldiers

xHANIBLx:WTF

xHANIBLx has left the server

romen_reepublik: ROFL....n00bs

Server: North Africa[edit]

romen_reepublik has entered the server

romen_reepublik: surprise cock face

romen_reepublik attacks xHANIBLx

damage +75

xHANIBLx: this sever is teh suxor anyway

xHANIBLx has left the server

romen_reepublik:woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop


3rd Punic War... Server: North Africa[edit]

romen_reepublik has entered the server

carth4g3: just fuck off man u r gettin annoying

romen_reepublik: pussy

romen_reepublik attacks carth4g3

damage +50

carth4g3: wth i did nothin 2 u

romen_reepublik attacks carth4g3

critical hit

carth4g3 has left the server

romen_reepublik has server admin privelages (North Africa)

romen_reepublik has server admin privelages (Iberia)

romen_reepublik:pwns all servers

Gaius Marius... Server: North Africa[edit]

King_JuGGs: romen is teh sux