Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/May 20

May 20: Have a Vision of the Virgin Mary Day (South America and Spain), Bacon Appreciation Day (America)

• 200 - Bacon is invented in Turkey.
• 1492 - Christina Columbus, the illegitimate daughter of a mediocre sailor, discovers a new continent, only to have her father Christopher claim the discovery as his own.
• 1551 - For an entire year, people make lame jokes about anagrams and dying of syphilis.
• 1732 - Queen Victoria, the Virgin Queen, declares war on France. Again.
• 1874 - Pope Pius IX sees the Virgin Mary on a strip of delicious bacon.
• 1927 - Charles Lindbergh impresses two continents and wins a load of cash.
• 1932 - Popeye is introduced to extra virgin Olive Oyl.
• 1971 - Responding to the Soviet Union's announcement of the day before the BBC start legal proceedings for copyright violation, claiming Mars 2 is just a cheap knock off of Button Moon.
• 1988 - Night Court is cancelled. The suicide rate for shut-ins triples overnight.
• 1995 - Some guy finally translates De Bello Gallico.
• 1999 - Sophia Capicola directs the The Virgin Suicides to the delight of spaced out club kids everywhere.
• 2004 - McCaulay Caulkin finally loses his virginity while falling from a cliff.
• 2007 - Illegal aliens crossing the US/Mexico border see the Virgin Mary in the Bush Administration's new 10000 volt border fence.