Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 1

June 1: International Steroids Appreciation Day

• 72 BCE – Moses takes steroids; parts the Red Sea.
• 1869 – Thomas Edison receives a patent for his electric voting machine and makes millions selling the machines to Florida Republicans.
• 1960 – New Zealand's first official television broadcast commences at 7:30 PM from Auckland. Ratings are low due to Kiwis not understanding how pictures and sounds can come from a box.
• 1964 – Barry Bonds is born.
• 1988 - Steve Urkel becomes the third president of Zimbabwe only to be overthrown by every person in Africa.
• 1989 - With the fall of the Berlin Wall the people of Germany rejoice only to later be killed by the future president of the United States Arnold Presidentator, when he begins filming his final film, Plan 9 from Mr. President.
• 1992 - This marks the start of the "Nukes Means Goals" campaign, when the Southport FC manager stores nuclear weapons in his team's changing room and threatens to detonate them if they lose.
• 1992 – Bud Selig brand steroids hit the shelves.
• 1998 – Chuck Norris announces to press: "I never took steroids"
• 1999 – Steroids announces to press: "I took Chuck Norris."
• 2010 – One out of every three baseball players is suspected of abusing steroids. The other two-thirds claim to use steroids responsibly.
• 2012 - Cyclist Lance Armstrong freely admits to using steroids, EPO and gratuitous Wheaties consumption, proving that steroids affect the brain.