Forum:What's the point of Uncyclopedia?

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I've been here for nearly four years and I haven't laughed once. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 05:22 Feb 3 2010

I believe the point of Uncyclopedia is at the third tip of the a in AAAAAAAAA!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03 Feb 2010 ~ 06:54 (UTC)

Are you people really so blind? Isn't it obvious? Uncyclopedia is a front for Scientology. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 09:07, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

Every time you create a forum, I get 10 dollars from Wikia. That's the real intention of Uncyclopedia. ~ 09:09, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

It's an E-meter for your humour thetans. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:46, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

Ok you two! How is that different then what I said? That's right, it's not.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  04 Feb 2010 ~ 05:28 (UTC)

*tsk, tsk* Every time you get cross, Xenu sets off another nuclear bomb in a volcano. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:04, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

... please think of the children.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  04 Feb 2010 ~ 06:06 (UTC)

The one true purpose of Uncyclopedia is to push my agenda to make "bat fuck" anything a meme. And by meme, I mean tool for mass hypnosis which will curry favor of the Gods. Cheers! Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:14, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

M,m,m,m,m,m,m God curry; delicious!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 Feb 2010 ~ 02:52 (UTC)

Is beef vindaloo a culture clash? Pup

No. That was where Churchill killed Napoleon. True story. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:37, February 5, 2010 (UTC)

The battle of Agincourt? Pup

No. Vindaloo. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:55, February 5, 2010 (UTC)

No vindaloo? But I like curry! Pup

The lord thinks Uncyclopedia is Uber! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Armynavy123 (talk • contribs)

There's supposed to be a point? So that's why it never made sense!!   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 22:01, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

I think Point Uncyclopedia is something like Point Break, but with less adrenaline. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 00:16, February 19, 2010 (UTC)

Point Break but who is Keanu Reeves? I'll just let Patrick Swasee ride the tidal wave tsunami in Australia during "The Perfect Storm" and let himself get himself killed because he is the only one foolish and crazy enough to try and ride it. Loke 08:00, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

Back to Vindaloo. "Hamburger tikka masala" is cited near the bottom of my user page. Today I had Braunschweiger palak paneer (to use up some leftovers). How You Say dog food. Spıke Ѧ  02:18 13-Feb-10 post-edited

You are all n00bs! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:36, 13 February 2010

I'm a cooking n00b. Spıke Ѧ  02:46 13-Feb-10

Exactly what does noob taste like?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  13 Feb 2010 ~ 04:34 (UTC)

I'm-a do' no'. (Did I say I was cooking Italian?!) Good catch. Spıke Ѧ  04:43 13-Feb-10

No, I remember now, it was curry. Bat Fuck Dopiaza, I believe. Spıke Ѧ  04:50 13-Feb-10

I cook Japanese *arnie impression* Ohhh ahhrer aiigh oarhghj ahogh ah ahhh hahh!!!

Anyone for sushi and tempura with my Japanese members of the Clan? Note: American GTCs are denied from eating Japanese food. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 06:43, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

I feel that cooking an entire race of people may be unethical. And also a culture clash. I don't know about Abba song though. Pup 06:48, 16/02/2010

Not all cultures are the same, nor equally good at all things. But they are all equally digestible. Have we gotten a smile out of EMC yet? just a little one? Spıke Ѧ  13:04 16-Feb-10

Given his input here, probably not. Pup 00:23, 19/02/2010

Who said there was a point to Uncyclopedia? I'm in it for the fun not the points

It's all about the fun chum. Big money big prizes, I love it! A little discord or mischief or chaos here and there. The humor is coming out of my ears. Just ask my wife Eris. :) Loke 09:24, February 19, 2010 (UTC)

"I do have standards, y'know."

Really? I'm in it for the pussy.

And did I ever overestimate the quantity of it here. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:32, February 19, 2010 (UTC)

I taught I taw a puddy tat! I did I did tee a puddy tat! Loke 14:57, February 19, 2010 (UTC)

I too am just mainly here to revert the vandalism of Cat. Well put Modusoperandi!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  21 Feb 2010 ~ 03:10 (UTC)

Actually I am just here for the Kitten Huffing trend that is going on in teh Internets because it got so popular on Uncyclopedia. I advanced all the way up to Atheist huffing right now and I got to tell you there is no better blow/huff than Richard Dawkins and even God shares his stash of Atheist Huffings with me. Loke 03:05, February 24, 2010 (UTC)

Are you twelve? -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:58, 25 Feb

Why yes I am twelve thousand years old, thank you for asking. Never even heard of me before? I spell my name as Loke but most people spell my name as Loki I believe. Loke 07:57, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

So that's a yes, then? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC

Yeah man one thousand God years to every human year, by human standards I am 12 years old. I am Loki Norse God of Mischief, Discord, Chaos, and Change. If you think I am immature you haven't even met my accursed half-brother Thor yet. His Hammer makes up for his lack of manhood and tiny penis, hey not all Gods can be hung like Loke/Loki. Plus he has a anger management problem and it is so easy for me to get him upset, he gets it from his father Odin who in a fit of rage due to his erectile dysfunction problem destroyed my Frost Giant village and I was the only survivor. I am a small frost giant, but became a God after studying Magic, Science, and Scientology and other stuff. I have a mental illness that makes me this way the "Lokean Complex" and "Loki Syndrome" and my wife Eris has the same problem, maybe you heard about her and her Greek heritage? Loke 20:12, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

this is primarily why i put up with girls --nldr 20:29, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

Why do they put up with you? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:34, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

sir, most likely because i don't talk to girls like that ^ --nldr 20:51, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

Have you read American Gods? If not, then you should. I can't say anything else without screwing the book up, but trust me - you'd love it!                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 23:45, 26/02/2010

i prefer anansi boys. --nldr 23:46, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

So do I, but AG is just a little more fitting for the topic. And of course, Sandman and Good Omens are still his best and second best works. And The Sandman: Book of Dreams, which isn't Neil Gaiman, but it deserves a nod as well.                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 00:05, 27/02/2010

Gaiman could write about lint and it would still be fascinating. He was even entertaining on the entertaining show (with a budget of about a dollar) Prisoners of Gravity, which, entertainingly, had him on a few times. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:16, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

there was a feature in the review section of my preferred newspaper a week ago which had numerous sets of rules (between 1 and 10) from different writers regarding writing. neil gaiman writ as his rule no. 2: "put one word after another. find the right word, put it down." genius. --nldr 00:29, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

For. American Gods by Gaiman, if someone hasn't read it you're in for a treat. Just don't read any reviews or the cover spoilers, makes it even better. ~   :34 27 2 2MX

American Gods Low Key

Low Key, who was a grifter from Minnesota, smiled his scarred smile. “Yeah,” he said. “That’s true. It’s even better when you’ve been sentenced to death. That’s when you remember the jokes about the guys who kicked their boots off as the noose flipped around their necks, because their friends always told them they’d die with their boots on.”

“Is that a joke?” asked Shadow.

“Damn right. Gallows humor. Best kind there is.”

Funny stuff guys, thanks for the suggestion I'll read it when I have more free time. Loke 21:41, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

The point of Uncyclopedia is.....

.... a conspiracy planned by the earliest member of the Goa Tse Clan, Chronarion and his son, Cajek. Cajek or GTFO! |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 09:55, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia -> Encyclopedia

Why is Uncyclopedia better?

• It contains sarcasm
• Scenarios presented by your fellow Uncyclopedians can be easily related to your own lifestyle
• It's just better

Why is Encyclopedia better?

• It's not.

Why does this section suck?

• Cause I'm tired. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Avp909 (talk • contribs)

Uncyclopedia -> Wikipedia

Why is Uncyclopedia better?

• It contains better writing and more accurate articles
• Uncyclopedia unlike Wikipedia is not run by assholes like Jimbo Wales who is a control freak and power junkie
• Articles presented by your fellow Uncyclopedians can be easily related to your own lifestyle
• It's just better

Why is Wikipedia better?

• It's not.

Loke 21:35, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia -> Conservapedia

Why is Uncyclopedia better?

• It contains better writing and more accurate articles
• Uncyclopedia unlike Conservapedia is not run by asshole neocons who cannot take a joke
• Articles presented by your fellow Uncyclopedians can be easily related to your own lifestyle
• It's just better

Why is Conservapedia better?

• It's not.

Loke 21:35, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

Conservapedia > Uncyclopedia

Why is Conservepedia better?

• Conservapedia is the inspired word of God and is direct divine communication.

Why is Uncyclopedia worse?

• Because it is lies presented by the great deciever and should be closed down immediately!

                               • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 21:49, 28/02/2010

The point is taken, the beast is moulting, the fluff gets up my nose...

You're all a bunch of sycophants! I'm so tired of you apple polishing, arse kissing, ass licking, bootlicking, brown nosing, crawly, fawning flunkies groveling, like hangers-on kowtowing to lackeys. You lickspittle suck ups, you toadies and whining yes men, I'd drown you all in vats of precooked hot dog amalgam if I weren't stuck in this damned wheelchair!

This is the point of Uncyclopedia. Cheers! Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:36, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

Actually I am more of a Psychopath than a Sycophant, but nobody cares about me anyway because I am not notable as Codine's Mum never heard about me before. Loke 19:33, March 1, 2010 (UTC)