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Are you a masochist? Does the thought of being banned from Uncyclopedia send shivers of pleasure down your spine? Do you want to win some virtual money? Then sign up for Uncyclopedia Survivor! Each day, contestants will vote to ban one of the other contestants from the website. Losers will recieve a one day ban and their votes will not count in later rounds. Once only two people remain in the competition, those voted out will vote to decide the winner. The winner receives a trillion Yoinxx, a stupid template, and +10 HP. HUTTAH! -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:07, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

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• This is a trap, I have a totally good feeling that this is a trap.

  Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  15:10, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
• That idea is asinine and you should be banned for it. I'm in, but I won't be home until Tuesday so... yeah. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 15:12, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
• HUTTAH! -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:13, 12 August 2007 (UTC) ~VOTED OUT~
• whatever. --User:Anidnmeno/sig 15:26, 12 August 2007 (UTC)~VOTED OUT~
• yes.... yes!--Cfozeznzh 15:33, 12 August 2007 (UTC) ~VOTED OUT~
• If the ban is infinite I will demote you to Latrine Duty Leoispotter. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 17:34, 12 August 2007 (UTC) ~VOTED OUT~
• Not everyone hates me, right?, or at least there are people who are more hateable. ModusOperandi I'm sure will not betray and vote me off! Mr. Briggs Inc. 23:59, 12 August 2007 (UTC) Eh?
• I could use another banning. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • ~DISQUALIFIED~
• Let me tell you something about the U.S. Govt... --Unedible 02:38, 13 August 2007 (UTC) ~VOTED OUT~
• Ban Me! Ban me!     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)      02:38, 13 August 2007 (UTC)~VOTED OUT~
• Ok, ok. My name is Uncyclopedian. Grue Army/Unsoc. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• There can be only one! --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 03:01, 13 August 2007 (UTC) ~VOTED OUT~
• I'm in. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 03:15, 13 August 2007 (UTC)~VOTED OUT~

Comments

We'll also need an admin who'll do the banning. Any volunteers?-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:14, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

There is no admin stronger than the power of democracy. Except maybe Codeine. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 15:14, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

I'd say Famine, but then you'll all remain banned throughout eternity. You might consider STM, but then you'll remain banned throughout eternity WITH SAVINGS! ~ 15:47, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

I'd join, but I just wrote an article about Russian Roulette, and don't feel like delving that deep into my own madness again any time soon. Plus, I have a gambling addiction. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:27, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Go to the Gothic or Latin Uncyclopedias I'll ban you there if you seriously want to be banned during this competition, and no admin will do it. --~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

01:48, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

So when does this thing begin? --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 03:06, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

It begins when we get a designated admin, but I don't think anyone's willing to do it. Savethemooses is our best bet, I think. After all, he started IRC roulette. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:16, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

I'll do it... not for a day though you retards. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:06, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Yah, a day is childplay. I'd do it for a day and a half. That's much better. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:52, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Why not for a day, Olipro? -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 14:03, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Zombie is our official ban dude! W0000... unless we find someone better...

Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

15:12, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Better then me? Psh. Good luck. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:54, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Okay. What exactly was the whole point of this competition? ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

25/08/2007 @ 01:44

"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" That's what I was told. A bit vague, but convincing. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 02:15, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Voting: Round 1

The voting will take place on this page. Leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. Each contestant must vote to kick out two different people. You will have 24 hours to cast your vote. The two contestants with the most votes at the end of twenty four hours will be banned and kicked out of the competition. And yes, you may vote for yourself.

• My first vote is for High Gen. Grue because he threatened me with latrine duty. My second vote is for Leoispotter because he deserves to be banned for organizing such a stupid competition. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 14:55, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

• My first vote is of course for High Gen. Grue because he sucks. My second vote is for Unedible because, you know, just cause.

  Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  14:59, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

• Leoispotter because of all the Jews here I suspect he is the worst. Kip the Dip because I suspect he is gay, which I tolerate as much as I do Jew persons. Why only two votes? I'm coming after you next, Cfozeznzh! --Unedible 15:05, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
• Leoispotter, because he dosen't know that the Grue Army Latries are very clean. Second, Kip the Dip cause he wants to get banned. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:36, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

• Leoispotter'cause he sucks. And unedible cause he knows.... my secrets--Cfozeznzh 16:18, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

I don't suck! Kingkitty, you're fired. Mmmmm.... blackmail. :p --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:59, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

• Leoispotter for one, and that guy who guy his Kip Dipped.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)      18:32, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

• Leoispotter for organizing this, Mr. Briggs Inc. for voting against me. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 18:48, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

• Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens and High Gen. Grue for maintaining rule over BHOP with a merciless iron fist and disallowing others to do the same! Mr. Briggs Inc. 20:19, 13 August 2007 (UTC) Eh?

Uhhh... we have no control over BHOP... take that to BENSON. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 20:43, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Hmm... I notice BENSON had no problem with DiZ or The Emporer... well, not The Emporer. Mr. Briggs Inc. 00:32, 14 August 2007 (UTC) Eh?

I have no objection to DiZ, in fact I like the fellow. The Emperor was irritating. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 02:45, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

• Leoispotter because I like to follow the crowd and High Gen. Grue for existing and continuing the silly grue meme. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 23:15, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
• Two votes for Leoispotter. Why? Because. Sorry Leoispotter. Great game though. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •

You have to vote for two different people. Pick someone else. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:26, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

LIES! If you can threaten people to vote for me, we can vote for you twice. And the grue Army Latrines are SUPER CLEAN> did you not know that? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:27, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

One vote for Leoispotter, and another for High Gen. Grue There. I changed it. Not that it matters. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •

Results:Round 1

• Leoispotter: 8 votes
• High Gen. Grue: 5 votes
• Kip the Dip: 3 votes
• Unedible: 2 votes
• Mr. Briggs Inc.: 1 vote
• Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens: 1 vote

Alrighty, looks like me and High Gen. Grue lost. Bring on the bans, Zombiebaron.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 14:54, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

• 15:28, 14 August 2007 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Leoispotter (contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (Playing silly games.)
• 15:28, 14 August 2007 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs | block) blocked High Gen. Grue (contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (Playing silly games.)

Voting: Round 2

The voting will take place on this page. Leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. Each contestant must vote to kick out two different people. You will have 24 hours to cast your vote. The two contestants with the most votes at the end of twenty four hours will be banned and kicked out of the competition. And yes, you may vote for yourself.

• I vote Andidmen... Anidmen.. Anidnmenoman for having a damned hard to spell name, an apathetic attitude (verbatim: "Whatever"), and Chuck Norris in his signature. My second vote goes to e|m|c, because bolding his name got very complicated due to the need for Nowiki formatting. Also, I think he turned me into a newt, or something. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:46, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
• I vote for Anidnmeno because I heard he's black and Thekillerfroggy for voting for me, that bastard. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 01:39, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
• Anidnmeno for getting my tongue tied in a knot trying to say his name, Cfozeznzh for the same thing (only worse). --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 02:01, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
• Anidnmeno for also having a hard name to pronounce. And unedible cuz he sucks.

  Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  02:44, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
• Cfozeznzh because he apparently isn't afraid to die and Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens for having a hard name to remember and voting against me the first time. Mr. Briggs Inc. 11:25, 15 August 2007 (UTC) Eh?
• unedible because I don't like him, and Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens because I don't like fluff lords.--Cfozeznzh 02:30, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
• Anidnmeno and I maintain that guy who got his Dip kipped Apparently I have to vote for somebody already voted-for twice. So, Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens it is. He's such a loser.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)      01:27, 17 August 2007 (UTC)~

Results: Round 2

• Anidnmeno 5 votes
• Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 3 votes
• Cfozeznzh 2 votes
• Unedible 2 votes
• Thekillerfroggy 1 vote
• Electrified mocha chinchilla 1 vote

And the losers are Anidnmeno and Lord Fluffy. Do the honors, Zombiebaron.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:38, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

• 00:53, 17 August 2007 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Anidnmeno (contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (Keep walking. Nothing to see here.)
• 00:53, 17 August 2007 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens (contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (Keep walking. Nothing to see here.)

Voting: Round 3

The voting will take place on this page. Leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. Each contestant must vote to kick out two different people. You will have 24 hours to cast your vote. The two contestants with the most votes at the end of twenty four hours will be banned and kicked out of the competition. And yes, you may vote for yourself.

• Unedible because he gave me pretty severe indigestion when I ate him (or at least tried to), and e|m|c, because he shocked me when I touched him. It was a funny day at the doctor's office. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:47, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
• User:Electrified mocha chinchilla because lol....jew happened. And unedible cause he needs to die... he knows my secrets....--Cfozeznzh 02:00, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
• unedible ought to be eaten. Also, some asshole who has enough balls to call himself Uncyclopedian. I mean, seriously..     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)      03:20, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
• Cfozeznzh because I still can't pronounce his name, and Unedible because I can't eat him. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 03:37, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
• Cfozeznzh and Unedible cuz they suckz --

  Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  06:25, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
• EugeneKay because no one's voted for him before and Thekillerfroggy, because I haven't thought of voting for him before. Mr. Briggs Inc. 10:05, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Eh?
• unedible is going to be eaten on the bandwagon, and EugeneKay for calling me an asshole. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Results: Round 3

• Unedible 5 votes
• Electrified mocha chinchilla 2 votes
• Cfozeznzh 2 votes
• EugeneKay 2 votes
• Uncyclopedian 1 vote
• Thekillerfroggy 1 vote

Well, Unedible's finally been eaten. And it looks like we've got a three way tie for second. So I guess we have no choice but to kill them all. Ban all four of 'em, Zombiebaron.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 18:33, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

• 14:05, 18 August 2007 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Unedible (contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (This is the part where I snuff your torch.)
• 14:05, 18 August 2007 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Cfozeznzh (contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (This is the part where I snuff your torch.)
• 14:05, 18 August 2007 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Electrified mocha chinchilla (contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (This is the part where I snuff your torch.)
• 14:05, 18 August 2007 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs | block) blocked EugeneKay (contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (This is the part where I snuff your torch.)

EAT MY SHIT. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 01:29, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Voting: Round 4

The voting will take place on this page. Leave a short message explaining who you want to kick out and why you want to do so. Each contestant must vote to kick out two different people. You will have 24 hours to cast your vote. The two contestants with the most votes at the end of twenty four hours will be banned and kicked out of the competition. And yes, you may vote for yourself.

• Uncyclopedian gets may vote this time, largely because he hasn't done anything in a while, and also because his name is Uncyclopedian, as if he tries to represent us all, or something, and also, more commas. My second vote goes to Kingkitty because he's too awesome not to be voted off. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:50, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

• I vote Kingkitty, because he suckz, and Uncyclopedian for having the least silly votes of the surviving survivors, and for always voting late... In fact he voted for the first time last round. Mr. Briggs Inc. 20:01, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Eh?

• Kingkitty for the bandwagon, and Thekillerfroggy for voting for me and the power dispute. I actually have been editing a bit, but I was gone for a few days camping. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• Uncyclopedian because you suck....and Mr. Briggs Inc. because I don't want a three way tie. :< Victory was so close...

  Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  05:25, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Results: Round 4

• Uncyclopedian 3 votes
• Kingkitty 3 votes
• Thekillerfroggy 1 vote
• Mr. Briggs Inc. 1 vote

I'm standing in for Leoispotter breifly because his IP was banned when that inpronounceable user was banned. Looks like we got a tie betwixt Uncyclopedian and Kingkitty. Go ahead Zombiebaron, do your thang. --THE 16:38, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

• 12:11, 20 August 2007 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Kingkitty (contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (Merry Christmas.)
• 12:11, 20 August 2007 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Uncyclopedian (contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (Merry Christmas.)

Voting: Final Round

For the final round, previously banned contestants will vote to select the winner. Keep in mind that you're voting for a winner, not to kick someone out. The voting will last two days. Finalists may not vote during this round.

• My vote goes to Mr. Briggs Inc. because he didn't vote for me, unlike that TKF guy who voted for me twice. I officially hate that guy. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 19:08, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
• Thekillerfroggy, scince I don't know Mr. Briggs Inc that well. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 20:09, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
• My vote is for Mr. Briggs Inc. Because, I hate TKF for saying "Fuck you" to Testostereich on illogicopedia.--Fonchezzz 21:54, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
  • I said that to him? :O -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:16, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
• Since I'm temporarily unbanned, I vote Thekillerfroggy. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •
• Mr. Briggs Inc. because he sucks less than the other guy.

  Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  13:11, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
• Mr. Briggs Inc. because he did not start a stupid power struggle. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 14:46, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
• TKF because Mr. Briggs voted to kick me off the Uncyclopedia twice. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 15:01, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
• Mr. Briggs Inc. because. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:33, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

Final Round Results

• Mr. Briggs Inc.- 5 votes
• Thekillerfroggy- 3 votes

...and the winner is Mr. Briggs Inc.!!! Unfortunately, nobody cares.