Forum:Okay, bring me up to speed.

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I haven't seriously done anything at this website for almost a year. Has anything major changed that I should know about before I arbitrarily insert myself back into its active userbase? And if so, I reserve the right to throw a petulant frenzy about the "good old days". Whatever those are. -RAHB 18:08, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

Biggest recent changes that I can remember: Dr. Skullthumper has added some cool new functionality to Fnoodle, we're almost done all the huffing from Forest Fire Week 2011, Skully also brought back the wikistats. Oh and TKF and I are now crats. Welcome back RAHB! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:19, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

I would start my petulant frenzy about here, but the fact that Forest Fire week is back alive and well makes me so happy I could kiss someone. Tell me, if you kiss a zombie, do you become a zombie also? -RAHB 18:34, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

Penis, is that you? -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:03, 13 Aug

Basically, the wiki has terminal cancer, and I, as part of that cancer would like to welcome you back into the malignancy. Especially because of that time you once cured it -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:32, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

Opti and Oli! I've returned for you, my darling. And I'm going to cure all over your cancer, baby. -RAHB 20:46, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

I came back two days before you. I win. --Andorin Kato 19:28, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

I just like to pop in and out every once in a while and shit on everyone's parade, so fuck you all. In other news, I'm back at college, and am probably going to not be here at all, so again, fuck you all. <3 Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 20:15, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

Excellent. Andorin's making comebacks, and DUDE is in-and-out. And here I was afraid things were going to change. -RAHB 20:46, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

I'm still not Dexter.

1234 ~ 20:21, 13 August 2011

And I'm still a penis, so I suppose that makes us even. Allow me to hesitantly and awkwardly half-apologize for maybe being possibly wrong about that. Also, grumble. -RAHB 20:48, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

Well, you're hardly the only one to have thought that, so no worries. *suspicious look*

1234 ~ 00:54, 14 August 2011

Also, you still haven't done that thing I asked you about a couple of times on Facebook, RAHB. Although, as discussed, that is also cool, as I'm not here to make use of it if you ever did it. Finally, I'm still saying I'm not here, then occasionally editing. Plus ca change... --UU - natter 12:17, Aug 14

Yeah. Yeah, I know. I suppose I should do that now that I'm here. Actually, a development on that front is that this weekend I'm going to get a bedroom with a door and space for recording and stuff. So I'll probably do it then. I kind of promise. Sort of. -RAHB 17:13, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

Did I mention that the visual changes to the forum since I was last here are ugly and confusing? </crotcheting> -RAHB 20:50, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

God yes, its just plain awful isn't it? -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:17, 14 Aug

Against. You know why. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:52, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

Zombiebaron. Something. -RAHB 20:54, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:06, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

Please direct all blame regarding the new skin to Lyrithya. --Mn-z 17:16, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

That doesn't affect the forum specifically.

1234 ~ 06:05, 15 August 2011

Now that you've brought it up, I've been wanting to do this ever since Lyrithya switched the forum and forum talk layouts around. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:06, 15 August 2011

I think you have me confused with someone else.

1234 ~ 23:10, 15 August 2011

But your fake vector skin did not undo it. --Mn-z 23:35, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

This is a cross-skin thing. Why would one skin changing affect it?

1234 ~ 23:58, 15 August 2011

Your skin should have undone the Mediawiki change. Since your skin fails to change it back to how it was, it is therefore your fault, obviously. --Mn-z 00:52, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

There was a MediaWiki change? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:06, 16 August 2011

I think he's referring to the fact that it's in the mediawiki namespace... but I'm also getting the impression he's not aware of the difference between skin-specific stylesheets and the common stylesheets.

1234 ~ 01:25, 16 August 2011

I don't need to know what I am talking about to assign blame. When we discussed the fake vector skin, I brought of the issue of needing a Single Point of Blame (SPB) when something goes wrong with the skin. --Mn-z 21:04, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

I think the point Lyrithya was making is that the visual changes to forumspace have nothing in the slightest to do with Vector. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:42, 16 August 2011

My point is that Vector skin should undo the visual changes in forumspace. Granted, I don't know if a fake skin could do that. --Mn-z 00:08, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

I could undo that right now. By editing this MediaWiki page. The point is that the forum thingy has nothing to do with any kind of skin. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:29, 19 August 2011

o___o —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:53, 15 August 2011

Quick

Someone say something about Frank Zappa before he bans all the new users. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at22:38, Saturday 13 August 2011 -

He's a lozer. Do I get banned now? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:55, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

I'll gladly ban you today for a hamburger Tuesday. -RAHB 00:18, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

Now you're just being ridiculous. Frank Zappa isn't an admin. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:01, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

But he should be. -RAHB 17:14, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:16, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

Welcome Back

Hope you plan to stay. You're one of the cooler admins---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:31, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

Talk about a back-handed compliment. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:18, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

I dont know you too well...but you are one of the less blood thirsty controlling manipulative cabal lesbian jew admins :) "smiles". --ShabiDOO 23:43, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

Who's been spreading lies about me? -RAHB 23:45, August 15, 2011 (UTC)

I think it was Shabidoo. He looks suspicious. ---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:30, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

Hey...who said I was a blood thirsty lebsian jew. IM NOT! So dont think that...because I most definately am the furthest thing possible from a blood thirsty lesbian jew. Seriously...forget about that! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)

0_o Shabidoo, go back into the Pit of Extreme Darkness.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:52, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

I dont know why you keep insisting that Im a lesbian jew Iwillkillyou333! --ShabiDOO 00:58, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

What's up with you and lesbians? And besides, you're a Polish Slave worker. Now get back to work before I eat your liver!---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:03, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

Mmm...just patiently waiting for half a dozen pee reviews :) WELCOME BACK RAHB!--ShabiDOO 01:10, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

Ah, this snappy forum repartee is exactly why I came back. It feels good to be home. -RAHB 01:14, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

Let's celebrate with a party---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:16, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

More appropriate than celebrating with a funeral, I suppose. -RAHB 01:20, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

I dunno, I like funerals.

1234 ~ 01:25, 16 August 2011

Lets set the moon on fire and celebrate with the cosmic glow it creates :) --ShabiDOO 01:27, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

Funeral it is, then. But the casket has to be made of cake. -RAHB 01:29, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

I dunno; a casket full of jello might be nice too... although it could be a jello-filled cake, so that would work, yeah.

1234 ~ 01:36, 16 August 2011

Uncyclopedia: A Summary

We have so many asshats, morons, and idiots on here nowadays I almost look like a decent guy. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 01:25 Aug 16, 2011

So Uncyclopedia is the Tea Party and you're Ron Paul? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:26, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

Nothing like Skullthumper to use his wit to make us feel good about ourselves :) --ShabiDOO 01:29, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

He was using wit? -RAHB 01:33, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

Nice one RAHB---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:37, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

Nice what? -RAHB 01:46, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

Playstation 3 -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:47, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

That's the one. -RAHB 01:52, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

What game do you have in that there PS3---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:11, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

Leisure Suit Larry. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at02:31, Tuesday 16 August 2011 -

Playstation 5 --ShabiDOO 02:46, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

Playstation 20000. Beat that.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:52, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

Beat It With Your Fist. -RAHB 02:55, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

Why do these discussions always devolve into fisting?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  16 Aug 2011 ~ 05:49 (UTC)

Because violence is the answer to everything in Uncyclopedia *punches nearest person*---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:59, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY TIMES :) :) :) :) :) :) :) !!!!!!!! --ShabiDOO 06:37, August 16, 2011 (UTC)

Playstation Infinite. Screw ya'all. →A (Ruins) 20:27, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

Can someone fill me in?

I was away for eight seconds. Can anybody bring me up to date? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:11, 17 August 2011

Bell bottoms and feathered bangs came back in to style for a few seconds. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:15, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

I thought those were already in style.

1234 ~ 04:29, 17 August 2011

We've been meaning to talk to you about that. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:50, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

I got banned 15 more times, for 5milliseconds each. →A (Ruins) 16:32, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, pfft, you're just jealous of my overwhelming stylishness.

1234 ~ 17:23, 17 August 2011

Obviously. Because what Charlie's Angels needed was a dorky Angel with an inhaler, orthopedic shoes and a D&D manual. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:41, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, those manuals make wonderful weapons. Very heavy, see. Nice smacking action.

1234 ~ 18:00, 17 August 2011

-Hits Lollipop over the head with my college Biology textbook- -Lollipop faints- →A (Ruins) 20:25, August 17, 2011 (UTC)

Bringing everyone up to Speed II: Cruise Control

...it was shit. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

can someone fill me in?

I won't be around Uncyclopedia for the next few minutes because I have to get from my computer to take a shit. Can someone tell me what will happen while I'm gone? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:21, August 19, 2011 (UTC)