Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization
Welcome to the revamped, renewed, refreshed, recycled, newly new and improved UN:IC!
Now bought out by the GTC-ULLA
Please take a moment to read these rules and guidelines before starting.
Imperial Colonization is a usergroup that periodically chooses a new article to improve. It's a mass-cooperation similar in function to Wikipedia's "Collaborations" section.
We focus on articles that require immediate attention, as judged by, well, us. See, our philosophy is that if we spent some time improving the articles that casual readers are most likely to come in contact with, or look up (such as Batman, Bruce Wayne, Creationism, Jew, God or Al Gore), more readers would stick around, make accounts, and become writers themselves. This is really about revitalizing the wiki, something we feel is a very noble cause.
In simple words: We steal, we kill, we destroy, we recreate!
Or something. Whatever.
Hey, apply here! (Membership requests)
Please do not add your name to the "Meet our staff" list, just add your name below. If you're approved, we'll add it to the big board for you. Also, please do not apply if you do not meet the new membership requirements.
- If you want to apply using Her Majesty's Code, editor/user Buccaneer Batman would apply as:
*{{u|Buccaneer Batman}}
- You, on the other hand, should apply as:·
*{{u|your username}}
Current conscripts
After you're approved and on the big board, add this template to your userpage. It's pretty, I know.
Once you're signed up, you have an indeterminate amount of time (probably about one to three weeks) to contribute to the current colonization; get a feel for how the process works. Then the real fun begins!
- Note: Since Feb 01, 2010 all Monks who do not participate in the colonization that begins immediately after they apply will be removed from the list. (Don't worry, we'll let you know when it starts.)
Meet our staff
Colonizer | Score | Rank | Last Colonization |
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Joe9320 | 12 | HEAD | Dinosaur |
Why do I need to provide this? | 6 | SAG | Dinosaur |
Sockpuppet of an unregistered user | 15 | CPT | Dinosaur |
Fredd The Mahmauscher | 8 | LIEU | Science fiction |
PuppyOnTheRadio | 7 | LIEU | Dinosaur |
Miley Spears | 6 | SAG | Science fiction |
Happytimes | 6 | SAG | Dinosaur |
Aleister | 5 | SAG | Dinosaur |
Nameable | 4 | SAG | Bruce Wayne |
Matt lobster | 4 | SAG | Dinosaur |
Binky The WonderSkull | 3 | SAG | Discordianism |
Striker2117 | 3 | SAG | Science fiction |
DougalthePanda | 3 | SAG | Science fiction |
Grumblegrump | 2 | SAG | Discordianism |
Maniac1075 | 2 | SAG | Science fiction |
HELPME | 2 | SAG | Science fiction |
Lyrithya | 2 | SAG | Dinosaur |
Rifting | 1 | SAG | Bruce Wayne |
Magic man | 1 | SAG | Dinosaur |
Simsilikesims | 0 | MON | |
Shabidoo | 0 | MON | |
Leoispotter | 0 | MON | |
Scofield | 0 | MON | |
Electrified mocha chinchilla | 0 | MON | |
Black flamingo11 | 0 | MON | |
Xamralco | 0 | MON | |
Roozie | 0 | MON | |
NoNamesLeft | 0 | MON | |
Qzekrom | 0 | GEN | |
Fishalishalish | 0 | MON |
Retired members
Imperial Colonization would also like to recognize the following retired members, Who may be welcomed back, should they get over their fear of the Nazis, residents of the city and politicians (this is based on the old ranking scheme):
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- Note: Those who have not participated in the last three colonizations will be retired, with regret. Anyone who votes for an article that's chosen for colonization and does not edit it (or, possibly, participate in its discussion) will be retired. However, should any retirees want to become active members, they may certainly reapply.
Our current Colonization
The current queue
Please see this before you nominate. Add as many nominations to the list as you like, within reason. Vote for any and all nominations you plan to participate in.
At the end of a colonization the top three to five nominations will be kept in the que and have their voting history reset. The other inactive/unpopular nominations will be removed, but may certainly be renominated. Past nominations/winners can be found in the archive.
- Note from the Head Priest: I plan to help with whatever article is chosen.
To nominate an article for Colonization
- Add {{VoteCOTW}} to the top of the article.
- Add the article to the bottom of The current queue using a level three header.
- Write Nom, or Nom and For, or something recognizably similar; give a short reason for your nomination; then sign.
- Optional: Give an additional concept suggestion for how the article could be colonized.
Example: if your user name is "Buccaneer Batman" and you wanted to nominate the article Flying Bloodsucking Pirate for Imperial Colonization, you could write
=== [[Flying Bloodsucking Pirate]] ===
* '''Nom and For'''. Reading through the history of this article was like swimming through the Joker's toilet. More scary than funny and full of crap. I suggest we make this a spork by doing a takeoff of the Wikipedia article on '''Flying Bloodsucking Pirate'''. Buccaneer Batman 13:13, 01 February 2010
What can I nominate?
Anything! We suggest you nominate any of the following:
- Stubs
- Disambiguation pages
- Articles with a long history of vandalism or crap edits by unregistered and new users
- Deleted articles
We recommend you search the VFD archives for articles that have been deleted or have recently survived deletion.
This month's Nominations for IC:
Add nominations below. (Add {{VoteCOTW}} to your nomination's page.)
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
- Nom and for - seriously. Adding random characters to any show IS NOT funny. Yes, Jesus Christ, the pope, O.J. and what more? This article is absolutely not funny and is just plain stupid. I tried to remove the shittiest parts but someone reverted this. I think this should be rewritten from scratch. My Little Pony is a nice subject for humo(u)r and it doesn't need to involve absolutely random things. Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 13:36, August 21, 2012 (UTC)
- Comment. MLP is one of the most divisive subjects on the Internet. I feel like, if we rewrite it, we're going to have half of us wanting to talk about how awful it is and the other half praising it mercilessly. Saberwolf116 (talk) 17:16, September 3, 2012 (UTC)
- But whatever it would be about, adding random celebrities to the article about something is just below an acceptable level of humor. It's just plain stupid. I understand there will be hate toward this but an article on this subject can't be much worse... Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 11:09, September 6, 2012 (UTC)
- For as I believe that we can make it funnier. In fact, let's make jokes about bronies fapping to horses. 10:08, September 11, 2012 (UTC)
Indonesia
- Nom+For. I'm back, and well. It's the most requested article of all time, is one of the G20 nations (admittedly that doesn't amount to anything), and stuff. I'd say this is more important than MLP. 14:58 September 23
- For. Like the U.S., Indonesia has a Roman-style republic. Unlike us, there are no lobbyists. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 23:36, December 6, 2012 (UTC)
Mitt Romney
- Nom & For Thanks to a recent history of crap edits by anonymous users, this article has degenerated into a long, long, incoherent, long piece o' sh!t with tons of unnecessary images. —qzekrom.net16.net clicky! 21:51, October 14, 2012 (UTC)
New York Yankees
- Nom and For. Retired CPT here, officially committing to returning and taking charge of this one if it is selected - it needs the IC treatment, per my comment on its recent VFH. -- 14:41, October 18, 2012 (UTC)
Successful Conquests
Here are some cities that we had destroyed, only to be rebuilt in our vision. For each successful colonization in which you have participated from Al Gore through Dinosaur, Goa Tse grants you the right to add the appropriate template to your own user page. Huzzah!
Featured articles will be reviewed in regard to who earned half a Feature Article (FA) credit. (For historical discussions, see the talk page.)
Colonization: Futurama This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
Colonization: U2 This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
Featured Colonization: Dinosaur This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
Featured Colonization: Science fiction This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
Colonization: Discordianism This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
Featured Colonization: Bruce Wayne This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
Featured Colonization: Creationism This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
Colonization: Transformers This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
Featured Colonization: God This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
Colonization: You This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
Colonization: Singapore This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
Colonization: Wikipedia This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
Colonization: Barack Obama This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
Colonization: Futurama This entity contributed to a Colonization, successfully eliminating the natives and furthering the goal of the empire. |
Featured Colonization: Great Britain This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
Quasi-Featured Colonization: Michael Jackson This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Quasi-Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
Featured Colonization: Michael Jackson This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
Featured Colonization: Jew This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
Featured Colonization: Al Gore This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |