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February 23: Day of teh Internets
- 1954 - The Terminator, coming from the future, is destroyed by swamp gas over Tennessee, and its remains land in the Gore family yard. Inspired by this, Al Gore invents the Internet.
- 1966 - First pr0n photo is uploaded to the internet. Back then it is called porn so no one could find it using the only available search engine, the public library.
- 1994 - China connects to the Internet.
- 1994 - Taiwan is disconnected from the Internet.
- 1995 - Spam is created by Satan.
- 1996 - AOL is created by Satan after he needs to dispose of billions of CD-ROMs.
- 1997 - AOL raises its dial-up rates.
- 1999 - Counter-Strike is created, thus marking the beginning of 1337speak and therefore the end of the world. In celebration, AOL raises its dial-up rates.
- 2004 - Maozilla storms Tokyonet, toppling many servers except for AOL's, so AOL raises its rates to its 70 remaining dial-up customers.
- 2008 - Many people start using 'cool' up-to-date social media websites, such as MySpace, Stumbleupon and Bebo.
- 2010 - Al Gore baleets teh last comment. The internet dies and goes to hell.
- 2011 - George Bush gets tired of constant criticism and blows a wiener.
- 2020 - Wiener, Neustadt still hasn't recovered from the blast.
- 2029 - Skynet sends the Terminator back in time to prevent Al Gore from creating the Internet.