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Garden of Eden
“In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby/Don't you know that I love you/In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby/Don't you know that I'll always be true”
Gay conspiracy
“I don't believe in a vast gay conspiracy. Wait a minute... who put this dick in my ass?”
Geek Empire
“One day they will inherit the earth, or was it Croydon, I forget now”
Genghis Kahn
“Genghis and I were good friends. We often had Tea after he buggered me.”
George Bush
“I do not care about a man who cannot perform his duties nor restrain his retardisms.”
Gerbonia
“What? No we cant stop there, thats bat country!”
Gerhard Schröder
“One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except being raised by cattle. ”
Germany
“Hallo! WAS?”
Giantmutantspideration
“What's this in my inbox? More Porn Spam? WTF? Aaaarrrggg!!!”
Global Warming, pirates
“If there's one thing pirates can't steal, it's UV rays.”
Gnomes
“I say, are those damn Gnomes at it again? If they knock up my cat once more, I'm calling in an exterminator.”
Goat cheese
“Goat cheese scares me more than Feta.”
Goatse
“I had the goatse man. Disappointing.”
Godel's Incompleteness Theorem
“So the problem is incomplete. Who cares? I know plenty of people who are a little incomplete themselves, if you know what I mean (You know who you are). Godel was a good guy, but will that bastard called history honor him, too? Only God, our merciless and just God, knows”
Godzilla
“God is great, but Godzilla kicks ass!”
Gordon Freeman
“He put that crowbar where? That, good sir, is grossly indecent.”
Grinch, The
“Like me, he enjoyed dressing up in costumes and going down peoples' chimneys.”
Grue
“A grue is here now. I am writing a haiku. Please go away, grue.”
Grue as food
“In Soviet Russia, Grue is considered to be a delicacy!”
Gun
“Careful with that axe, Eugene...”