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Wallpaper
“Wallpaper? Personally I prefer the sweat of northerners, in the classical style.”
War
“War is a terrible thing; Death, destruction; Pain and Suffering. All so a few people can be happy. I love war.”
Warsaw
“I have never formally visited the place but I've been informed that it sucks indeed.”
Wilde
“I'm a flaming arsehole.”
Will Smith
“Aw, HELL naw!”
Wonka
“Why do I keep getting mail addressed to 'Willy Wonka'? What the hell? Does that have anything to do with the French? God, I hate those loathsome Frenchies.”
Woodchuck
“What do you mean 'IF a woodchuck COULD chuck wood'? A woodchuck CAN chuck wood!”