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Omnipotence
“Holy christ, I think I'm omnipotent! Wait..here it comes...uuungh... Aaaaahhh, that's a relief.”
“The Old Navy is like having a bad rash. You probably got it from the whore.”
Oliver Cromwell
“I do oh so fondly reminisce of that summer in Surry with Oliver and his warts; I get the willies just thinking of how I knew him again and again, until, exhausted, I'd....”
Oprah Winfrey
“Oprah Winfrey deserves that place held in everybody's minds, along with the boogeyman, Michael Jackson, and that slick mofo Dr. Doom. Man, I want to be like him when I grow up.”
Optimus Prime
“Who the fuck is Optimus Wilde?”
Oration on the Pot
“But oh, what a glorious, right, just, noble, and fantastic day it was.”
Oscar Wilde
“He is a man I greatly admire.”