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Quaker oats
“I knew that smile, I knew it from the start! I sometimes look up, you know.”
Quotes1
“I believe that every page on Uncyclopedia deserves to be started off with an Oscar Wilde quote.”
Quotes2
“It's a sorry man who can not invent an Oscar Wilde quote to fit his situation.”
Quotes3
“Winston Churchill has better quotes than I. And has been doing it longer.”
Quotes4
“My love for Quoting resembles the eternal rocks beneath: a source of little visible delight, but necessary. Nelly, I AM QUOTING! It is always, always in my mind: not as a pleasure, any more than I am always a pleasure to myself, but as my own being.”
QuotesDiag
“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of diagonalization.”