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Adam Savage
“It is the nature of all humans to be savage beings, and therefore destined worship their namesake. Have a toke.”
Albequerque
“I knew we should've taken that left turn at Albequerque.”
Alcohol
“I find that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, can produce all the effects of drunkenness”
Amnesia
“I think I had a quote for that!?”
Art
“Art is the denial of art. If you agree with that you don't understand art.”
Atheism
“There is no God, and I am his prophet”
Avril Lavigne
“I definitely would. Twice.”