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Jan Peter Balkenende
“Would the real Harry Potter please stand up?”
Japanese
“The Japanese language is, by far, the greatest barrier to communication ever created by man.”
Jarvis Cocker
“Well, the name says it all, doesn't it?”
Jean Chrétien
“He is monstrously well-endowed!”
Jesus
“Throughout the history of modern religion, there has always been one constant, and it is that nobody, and I mean nobody, fucks with the Jesus.”
Jesus 1.5a
“1.5a?! Hath ye been smoking the Crack perchance?!”
Jim Morrison
“Jim is not dead! I slept with her last night...”
Johnny Fencejumpingbequick
“Look at those calves! They really are the size of a small goat!”