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He's a Wilde Thang!
Welcome to the Wilde Side
of Uncyclopedia
Check out the Wilde Image Series!
Here you will find a repository of quotes
from the Late, Great
Oscar Wilde!
Choose your poison below:

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L33t

“I should never make a statement about something I can't even read.”

~ Oscar Wilde on 133t

Latte art

“Latte art encompasses all, and all is latte art.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Latte art

Latvia

“Janis was quite possibly a better writer than I. And that's why Latvia is important. It's not due to the world-acclaimed ultra-loud folk music they have there.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Latvia

Law

“I shot the sheriff... but I did not shoot his hired law-enforcement assistant.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Law

Law of Sweden

“Aww... That's sad, but no can do.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Law of Sweden

League of Heroic Pictures

“Now, really, I don't think 590px-Giotto - Scrovegni - -20- - Flight into Egypt is an unreasonably long name.”

~ Oscar Wilde on League of Heroic Pictures

Lies

“There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies, and made-up Oscar Wilde quotes.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Lies

Life

“Life sucks, but she sucks so damn good!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Life

Loo

“Thank god for that, I was absolutely bursting”

~ Oscar Wilde on the Loo