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Daddy Long Legs
“mmm daddy long legs possibly the most dangerously lame thing invented.”
Daddy Long Legs Bitten
“ahh the fucker bit me… oh wait he has no fangs” (chuckles) “Unlucky!!”
Dance Dance Revolution
“Explosions are not what it takes, the terrorists always make these mistakes.”
Darth Vader
“Don't blame me, I voted for David Hasselhoff.”
Dave Chapelle
“I contest your fallacies sir, for I am Rick James bitch!”
David Hasselhoff
“He's just too gay for my liking, sad Tasslehoff Burrfoot wanna-be Halfling that he is.”
Death
“Death comes to those who wait.”
Dead babies
“I once killed a baby, I held open its mouth and poured sugar down its throat until it choked.”
Delete
“Delete, when used with Ctrl and Alt, is a force to be reckoned with.”
Dennis the Menace
“What spirit! What magnificent childlike joie de vivre! It took a couple of Lenin quotes, but eventually I sweet-talked the little rascal into bed.”
Just Deserts
“He nailed my head to the coffee table, but I deserved it.”
Dick Cheney
“In Soviet Russia, Dick sucks you!”
Digital TV
“Show me a man with no fingers and I'll show you a good time”
Doubt
“Doubt is in the mind of the queer one.”
Dr. Sahara
“Dr. Sahara is a man who I know well. He can't go 3 hours without brushing his teeth. What an oddball.”
Dragon
“Don't be a sissy, it's not going to bite.”
Drugs
“I hate people who take drugs- especially those people in customs...they take the most!”
Drunk
“I'm so drunk I don't think I could lie down without holding on.”
Duck
“A duck by any other name is still a goose.”
Dukes of Hazzard
“Looks like those Duke boys better grow some wings... or start flapping their arms, which is to say a serious accident is about to occur.”