Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive67

Dave Benson-Phillips

Keep	Keep Benson likes the presence of fake Benson's to remind us of his own greatness. And now with a straight face: it's actually a good article, especially if you remember this guy. Needs a little cleaning towards the end though maybe. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:23, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Nah, he's cool, dude. Mostly. --Ж WHEEEEE! 15:30, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Ello Chester!!! I mean Keep. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 17:42, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Keep. There are much worse articles out there, and this is a notable real person. Has nothing to do with BENSON the lame meme. ----OEJ 16:49, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Strong Keep! One of the more awesome fake Bensons, not a terribly bad article. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:22, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Keep This is one for the Brits, and we need all the help we can get - does need cleanup though --Asahatter (annoy) 21:22, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Keep. –—Hv (talk) 4/05 21:41 Keep This article has nothing to do with Benson. This man's name just happens to be "Benson". --General Insineratehymn 17:15, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Delete	DELETE FAKE BENSON.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 10:37, 4 May 2007 (UTC) benson sucks, but then again, so does this article --» >UF|TLK|▋» 12:30, 4 May 2007 (UTC) I don't know what the crap BENSON is, but it is getting tiresome. Jedibob5 20:37, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Delete or rewrite Personally it didn't grab me, too many gay jokes, not enough real content but it seems to be a crowd pleaser. I'd say huff but I can see it will be kept anyway. In which case it needs a big overhaul IMO Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 09:46, 04 May 2007
Comments	Kept, voting closed. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:28, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Thorn

Keep
Delete	Delete. Meh-ness stub. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:08, 6 May 2007 (UTC) this is enough to delete it: 20:33, 10 June 2005 132.250.216.80 (Talk) (Thorns: the sound of volleyball) --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:08, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Random rubbish. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:01, 06 May 2007 Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:26, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Blarch Short and punny. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:55, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Too explain-y. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:01, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:15, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	TKF, remember to put {{VFD}} on pages you nominate for VFD in the future. Executed; voting closed. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)17:08, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Greek League

Keep
Delete	stubincoherentpieceofshitmustdienow!!!! --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:04, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. Though the 1 blue link could be considered redeeming -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:06, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Barely coherant Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 02:59, 06 May 2007 Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:26, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Rewrite-tagged. Painful prose. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:55, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:23, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Executed; voting closed. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)17:09, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Sage

Keep
Delete	2005-style bandcruft --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:03, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Kick -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:04, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme are Herbs, not Spices, but good try at the Scarborough Fair reference...not. Also everything else sucked too. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 02:56, 06 May 2007 Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:26, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:23, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Note there's an old version too, but it's not very good. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:21, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Executed; voting closed. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)17:11, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

EFnet

Keep
Delete	2005cruft which was spotted by a passing administrator who didn't delete it. No edits since 2005. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:01, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Oy!-- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:04, 6 May 2007 (UTC) 'ef-netly huff Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 02:51, 06 May 2007 Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:26, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Stub, not funny. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:55, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Wanders from place to place unfunnily. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:15, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:23, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Executed; voting closed. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)17:11, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Bumpass

Keep
Delete	I want to cry after having read this --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:59, 6 May 2007 (UTC) o___o -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:05, 6 May 2007 (UTC) T_T Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 02:22, 06 May 2007 I just lost a nipple. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:12, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:26, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Short adultcruft. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:55, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Yay! Kept meaning to VFD this after Hinoa hesitantly took the ICU off. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:11, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:08, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. Fails in every way. RabbiTechno 13:16, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Huff –—Hv (talk) 6/05 13:19
Comments	Executed; voting closed. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)17:11, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Matt Groening (Ambiguation)

Keep
Delete	Delete Gratuitous disambig. I redirected Matt Groening to Undictionary instead. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 04:47, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Delete ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:40, 07 May 2007 Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:58, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Delete No witty comment --Asahatter (annoy) 10:58, 7 May 2007 (UTC) teh suxx0rz --» >UF|TLK|▋» 13:23, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 16:51, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Oy! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:53, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:31, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Ignacious alouicious

Keep
Delete	Huff Stupid title, random, vain. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 04:23, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Delete ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:39, 07 May 2007 Delete - Perhaps Alksub deserves an award for finding the worst article ever. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:58, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Notion to present award seconded! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:18, 07 May 2007 And thirded! –—Hv (talk) 7/05 10:55 Huff. I don't think there's a word strong enough to describe just how bad this is. –—Hv (talk) 7/05 10:55 Delete - we're not Wikipedia --Asahatter (annoy) 10:57, 7 May 2007 (UTC) 2005cruft --» >UF|TLK|▋» 13:24, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Wow, just wow. That has pretty much everything needed to qualify for worst article, EVER! Spelling errors, minimal grasp on sentence structure, complete randomness beyond what is amusing, crap subject and lack of understanding of formatting. Top notch crap! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:39, 07 May 2007 Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:33, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Womanx

Keep
Delete	Blarch Stub, no potential. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 03:43, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:47, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Delete ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:36, 07 May 2007 Bye --Asahatter (annoy) 10:59, 7 May 2007 (UTC) FU 2005CRUFT --» >UF|TLK|▋» 13:26, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:34, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Adobe Acrobat

Keep
Delete	Delete Stubby. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:41, 6 May 2007 (UTC) FINISH YOUR GODDAMNED ARTICLES IDIOTS --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:03, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. Rogpyvbc 22:22, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete - this subject is ripe for picking by someone with half an idea... --Asahatter (annoy) 22:23, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Huff - Subject deserves better. –—Hv (talk) 6/05 22:24 Delete Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 10:28, 06 May 2007 Delete. -- Mitch 01:27, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Cocks-- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:17, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:36, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Gaia Online

Keep
Delete	Delete Unfunny forumcruft. Previously salted at Gaia online. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:37, 6 May 2007 (UTC) gaia online is not 4chan, because 4chan doesn't make shitty articles about itself --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:00, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. Rogpyvbc 22:20, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete although the promise of cat pics made me click the link... /shame Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 10:23, 06 May 2007 Huff. We got one, let's get the other in the week of the ban of that one user who was adding factual info. «curses triple edit conflict». –—Hv (talk) 6/05 22:23 Yawn Delete. --Asahatter (annoy) 22:24, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 01:26, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Delete?. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:19, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 03:43, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed. pile of crap to be frank, killed it! -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 03:45, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Wuh-sta

Keep	Weak keep Has potential if someone wanted a rewrite project. If noone claims it, then huff. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 10:19, 06 May 2007
Delete	Bleh --General Insineratehymn 18:06, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Meh –—Hv (talk) 6/05 22:25 Scrap -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:37, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:44, 7 May 2007 (UTC) WHAT --» >UF|TLK|▋» 13:29, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:38, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Image:Un template finalpng.png

Keep
Delete	Delete - a giant attempt at a template I removed from a load of pages a while back. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:34, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:21, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Burn It's so poorly made that it nearly made my eyes bleed. --General Insineratehymn 17:12, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Bad Get rid of it. Jedibob5 17:39, 6 May 2007 (UTC) shopping rule number 4: upload images only if they are well made --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:01, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete ewwww!! Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 10:16, 06 May 2007 Huff Ow! –—Hv (talk) 6/05 22:26 Oy! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:20, 7 May 2007 (UTC) the only thing worse than an ugly, dumb template is a picture of an ugly, dumb template. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:15, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Mild outrage. What the hell happened to my vote? --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:26, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Oh noes! --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:31, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Time Of Death: 00:37 it's gone -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:38, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Steve Guttenburg

Keep
Delete	Delete My turn! We already deleted the correct spelling, and this one is even worse. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:12, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:21, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete --Asahatter (annoy) 17:27, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Although the DYK list was kinda amusing Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 10:14, 06 May 2007 Huff –—Hv (talk) 6/05 22:26 Crappy, and the "ambidextrous masturbation" bit hit a little close to home. Not my home, you understand. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:13, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Drugs are bad-- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:35, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Sorry Madam... your Article Was Killed God... that should have been deleted on sight -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:39, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Trivium

Keep
Delete	Delete Bandcruft. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:16, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:20, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete The band sucks, but this article sucks even more. --General Insineratehymn 17:13, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Shudder Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 10:13, 06 May 2007 What Insinerate said –—Hv (talk) 6/05 22:27 Smash. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:55, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:40, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Crippled Minnow

Keep
Delete	Axe Pointless disambig-bandcruft combo. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:12, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:19, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Links practically nowhere. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:02, 6 May 2007 (UTC) If you think Crippled Minnow should be huffed click here Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 10:08, 06 May 2007 Clicks –—Hv (talk) 6/05 22:28
Comments	POP Article gone -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:40, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

List of Kirby Abilities

Keep
Delete	Delete Fix-tagged for a month. It's just a big list. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:17, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:19, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Listcruft --General Insineratehymn 17:14, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Kirbycruft. When are we going to get an article about dogs on here so I can say "cruftscruft"? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:00, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete cruft comes from dogs? I thought it was a witty use of the oldschool symbol for S that looked like a fancy lowercase F. :( My dream is shattered. QQ Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 10:02, 06 May 2007 listcruft=instahuff --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:30, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Huff Listcruft<cruft. (E.C.) –—Hv (talk) 6/05 22:31
Comments	Deleted I'd have huffed it on sight had I seen the crap sooner. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 03:47, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

King of France

Keep
Delete	Delete NN bandcruft created by Kingoffrance. No jokes. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:02, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:17, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete No jokes, no comment --Asahatter (annoy) 17:29, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Should be about the king of the country France. Also not funny. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:58, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Oh vile seeming vanity shite Thou hast no redeeming value and shouldst be huffed forthwith! Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 09:59, 06 May 2007 Huff Article not worthy of comment. –—Hv (talk) 6/05 22:32
Comments	Removed Nobody wants that crap to be honest, and there's only one person who's going to vote FOR... the author -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 00:17, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Shipping and handling

Keep
Delete	Delete Either that or renew... Madretsma 11:58, 7 May 2007 (UTC) 2005cruft. more like "shitting and flushing" --» >UF|TLK|▋» 13:27, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 16:40, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Smash -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:52, 7 May 2007 (UTC) Biff! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:21, 07 May 2007
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:30, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Giantmutantspideration

Keep	Keep Hose noses - evil spiders! --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:20, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Keep A lot of thought and big fancy made up words have gone into this article. Certainly doesn't deserve huffage. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:47, 03 May 2007 Keep - Huh? I think we should be concentrating on obviously crap articles at the moment. This is too good for VFD when there are thousands of articles worse than this around. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 00:57, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Keep Not VFD badness. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:09, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Wait - I wrote that? I must have been sick that day. 2005? I guess that explains it a little... Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 05/4 21:36 Keep. Could be far, far worse. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 00:18, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Destroy A stinking pile of nonsense. Jedibob5 20:15, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Total garbage.  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:37, 3 May 2007 (UTC) De-1337 --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:48, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Just in case this gets huffed, kill the redirect Giantmutantspider too. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 00:18, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Kept, voting closed. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:19, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Lynbrook High School

Keep
Delete	Schoolcruft. ICU tag was removed 3 times. I say we burn it. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:04, 4 May 2007 (UTC) The wikipedia article was funnier. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 09:39, 04 May 2007 Remove from space-time continuum. NO school. –—Hv (talk) 4/05 21:43
Comments	It appeared to get huffed for a second there, now its back. I see a ban in the authors very near future /gazes into crystal ball. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 09:39, 04 May 2007 Now redirects to UN:CVP Thanks Famine :) Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 09:53, 04 May 2007

Viscount Trenchard

Keep
Delete	Huff Barely modified WP spork. 2005cruft. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:04, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Nod Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:20, 04 May 2007 alksub the musical: blarch baby blarch --» >UF|TLK|▋» 23:24, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Looks like somebody's unfinished project. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:19, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. This doesn't even deserve being called "article". —Gnome  …MUN F@H 00:55, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:45, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Santa-Fe

Keep
Delete	Delete Stubby crap. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:00, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Kill and not just because it's spelt its incorrectly --Asahatter (annoy) 23:11, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Ewwww Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:16, 04 May 2007 ho ho ho, merry huffmas --» >UF|TLK|▋» 23:22, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Delete -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:17, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Delete —Gnome  …MUN F@H 00:59, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Link corrected. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:01, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:39, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Stupid @$^%

Keep	Keep Aww, me like Stupid at money carrot percent. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:11, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Short. Picless. Unfunny. Stubby. Malformed. ----OEJ 22:54, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Whack --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:56, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Pants of the highest order --Asahatter (annoy) 23:10, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Kill it Please. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:13, 04 May 2007 aww, mommy told you not to swear? well then, FUCK OFF --» >UF|TLK|▋» 23:21, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Fuck this shit. --General Insineratehymn 23:22, 4 May 2007 (UTC) How Stupid @$^%!!! -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 23:24, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Oy! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:11, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. Two year old QVfD candidate. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 01:01, 6 May 2007 (UTC) De-1337 --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:33, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:37, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Third person gender unknown

Keep
Delete	Delete. Mostly just an AAAAAAAA! imitation. ----OEJ 22:50, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Failure. -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 22:51, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Blarch --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:56, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Yawn Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:12, 04 May 2007 Put this out of our misery --Asahatter (annoy) 23:14, 4 May 2007 (UTC) hers hers hers hers his = orgy. this = not funny. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 23:25, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Burn him. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 01:02, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:35, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

UnZeta

Keep
Delete	Delete or move to User: Appears to be Gert5's menu page. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:26, 4 May 2007 (UTC) What Alksub said Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 10:39, 04 May 2007 Unzip and destroy --Asahatter (annoy) 23:17, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Wha? --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:39, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Move -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:05, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Remove from mainspace. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 01:09, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:33, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Soylent Green

Keep	Keep. –—Hv (talk) 4/05 21:52 how dare you! --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:33, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Keep --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:49, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Keep -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 22:49, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Keep needs a little love, perchance, but could be worth the effort --Asahatter (annoy) 23:15, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Keep! Its people. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 23:21, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Creep...I mean, Keep. Did anyone catch the April Fool's joke on NPR -- The marvelously modulated voice of Carl Kasell announcing "Sponsored by Soylent Green...Soylent Green is people."----OEJ 14:25, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Sorry if others find this amusing, but really failed to make me laugh. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 09:51, 04 May 2007
Comments	Ceridwyn, do you know the movie? -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 22:49, 4 May 2007 (UTC) It would appear not. However, I've read plenty of articles on here that I hadn't heard of the original before and still found them riotously funny. Unlike this one. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:07, 04 May 2007 The problem is that you will never find this article funny without knowing the movie. Maybe this is irregular, certainly not VFH, but I'm sure some people laughed from it - including me. -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 23:14, 4 May 2007 (UTC) See this is why I don't nom articles >.< Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:16, 04 May 2007 Don't worry, I have uncountable failures at VFD... :D -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 23:18, 4 May 2007 (UTC) So much of it is American humor which I struggle with, given that I prefer humour. /sigh I'll stick to voting and minor spelling correction edits from now on. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:22, 04 May 2007 Everyone can feel free to stop voting now. Thanks. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:23, 04 May 2007 This article obviously needs to exist, but it could do with a rewrite. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:42, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Kept, Zombiebaron wins again. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:29, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

FROY

Keep
Delete	in soviet russia, vfd flags articles for you. russian reversal is an old meme now, so this does not deserve a life here --» >UF|TLK|▋» 21:14, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Delete laugh make does not me --Asahatter (annoy) 21:24, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Huff –—Hv (talk) 4/05 21:37 Kee-rap! Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 09:48, 04 May 2007 Delete. Huh? Oh never mind, just crush it's head before it breeds. ----OEJ 22:56, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Sometimes I'm sad that I learned to read. Like now. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:41, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Delete I laughed, but at the contributor rather than with. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:04, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:27, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Greyhound racing

Keep	Keep and expand --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:56, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
Delete	2005cruft --» >UF|TLK|▋» 21:11, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Nothing of any interest here --Asahatter (annoy) 21:13, 4 May 2007 (UTC)* Huff - 2005cruft. –—Hv (talk) 4/05 21:38 Yawn Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 09:40, 04 May 2007 Not needed. -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 22:52, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. First part is mostly non-satire and non-funny. The Greyhound bus as a "heavyweight" racing greyhound is funny, but that's not enough. ----OEJ 22:59, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Delete per OEJ. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:55, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:24, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Sex appeal

Keep	Weak keep - good concept, not very well done though. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:47, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Delete	2005cruft that has sat around for too long, since nobody's cared to rewrite it let's chainsaw it --» >UF|TLK|▋» 21:09, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Huff Abandoned microstub. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:14, 4 May 2007 (UTC) No sex appeal --Asahatter (annoy) 21:19, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Sorry honey, not tonight, I have a headache Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 09:39, 04 May 2007 Huff (edit conflict with Ceridwyn). –—Hv (talk) 4/05 21:40 Unattractive. -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 22:53, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. Could be good but definitely is NOT. ----OEJ 23:00, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 00:44, 6 May 2007 (UTC)~
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:22, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Voltmeter

Keep	Keep I kinda like it. Dunno why though... -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:45, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete What is this crap?  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:49, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Lost me with the vampire gibbering. Voltmeter as a unit? --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:39, 5 May 2007 (UTC) My flashlight glasses fell off it's so bad. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:26, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:37, 5 May 2007 (UTC) if it was flagged for FFW but was never deleted, then it deserves no place here --» >UF|TLK|▋» 14:44, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. Where do the Volts come in?! —Gnome  …MUN F@H 00:01, 6 May 2007 (UTC) Tripe. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 01:13, 06 May 2007
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:50, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

PHNURR!

Keep	Weak keep Reminds me of Vogon poetry. It may be random gibberish, but it is sort of humourous. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 02:14, 05 May 2007 Please keep- I worked very hard on it. It just can't be appreciated at only a glance. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 02:17, 5 May 2007 (UTC) fluffy says this is a parody of instruction manuals, and since it's incoherent like a lot of other instruction manuals, imma gonna vote keep. just put a note on the talk page or something --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:43, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Keep for the Lewis Carroll reference. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:41, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Keep unless someone can find the article with the same kind of joke that I have a nagging feeling exists somewhere. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:01, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Keep. –—Hv (talk) 5/05 10:02 Keep. Experiment in the direction of Jabberwocky, though more radical. Not an easy thing to write, though not to everyone's taste. Oob loob?...MAB HAB! ----OEJ 14:16, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Keep This article is nonsense just like AAAAAAAAA!, and like AAAAAAAAA!, it's really funny. --General Insineratehymn 14:59, 5 May 2007 (UTC) For. This was more appropriate on VFH than here. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:21, 5 May 2007 (UTC) I don't think so, Mr. Jabberwock. --Ж WHEEEEE! 20:49, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Keep - Dark Apostrophe (Click here to bitch. :)) 23:08, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Lkonf! Sniggle hronk nur! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 01:40, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete you know how you have songs that get on your nerves? well this has words that get on your nerves... all joined up, in fact, it's like a transcript of something from The Sims. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:10, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Those are words?!?! and lol@Sims Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 02:14, 05 May 2007 Ctrl+Alt+Del. I hate dadaism -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 02:46, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Put pretty much anything in the "bat shit insane" category here and I'll vote to kill it. Too random. Also, not un-random enough. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:29, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	How can you hate dadaism!?!? /sigh Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 02:52, 05 May 2007 How could you don't love my article? Meh, I'm such a reactionary! -- herr doktor needsApistol  [scream!] 02:56, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Lol it appears we cannot agree today my friend! Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:13, 05 May 2007 See the article's discussion page for some, um, discussion of the article. ----OEJ 14:21, 5 May 2007 (UTC) Kept, gloating closed. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:47, 6 May 2007 (UTC)