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The white whale

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete? I can't make sense of this apocryphal writing, reinforced by its creation summary: "start of incoherent nonsense". I'm unconvinced a white whale is a Batman character from 1942, and The Journey of The White Whale doesn't return plausible results in a web search. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 05:35, 3 December 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The sole contribution of Kingocanucks from 2007. Final section details Matt Stern, whose "works appear serialized in his school paper." DWWH being unable to find any other basis, this seems to be it. Vanity. Spıke 🎙️11:55 3-Dec-21
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article is very fishy. In fact, this article makes me so sad that I became a blue whale. Also, why did the killer whale go to prison for bank robbery? Cause he was the one who orca-strated the heist. OnePunch Talk to me 23:48, 3 December 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This one should have been Moby Dicked a long time ago. It is random and incoherent. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ®
  5. Seems to be about someone's teacher. Won't be funny to anyone else, I shouldn't think. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 19:21 5 December 2021
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Template:Red States

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Only used in one article (Possum Trot) and unnecessary since states keep changing back and forth from red to blue to red between elections (i.e. Pennsylvania).--HolUp (talk) 21:47, 4 December 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Fly-over country" (in the template's heading) is about something; it's Rush Limbaugh's chronic term for conservative midland states that liberal governing elites disparage. Nominator has a good point, though; the actual "red" (=Republican) states is fluid, not worth revising, and hard to define (state legislature? Congressional delegation? Electoral Votes?). Recall that ChiefjusticeDS created {{USstates}} (from Britain) with a red/blue colo(u)r code of the US states that was flagrantly obsolete one election cycle later; we've changed this to DWWH's new coding and ditched the colo(u)rs. I do not know why I added this template to the initial revision of Possum Trot (nor why I also added {{VFD}}!) and will remove it straight away. Spıke 🎙️22:20 4-Dec-21
    In fact, I didn't! HolUp, when nominating a template for deletion, you must put {{VFD}} inside <noinclude> to avoid tagging its callers! Spıke 🎙️22:22 4-Dec-21
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We have {{US states}} to cover all 50. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 09:34, 5 December 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As a non-American, I don't understand what exactly this means but I also don't care. So, to blend in with the American Uncyclopedians I will vote to delete to gain their trust so we can invade them with roo's. OnePunch Talk to me 10:03, 5 December 2021 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Doubt we need this. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ®
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Category:Red States

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Was created on the same day as Template:Red States by the same editor, the template presumably being to navigate pages in said category. The template used to tag pages with the category, keeping them in sync, but the template and category have fallen out of sync. I reason that the same looseness of definition (qualifying a "red state") applies to the category as well. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 09:52, 5 December 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only Red State I know is the 2011 movie directed by Kevin Smith and starring John Goodman. So delete, I guess. OnePunch Talk to me 10:06, 5 December 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pointless.--HolUp (talk) 10:32, 5 December 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unrequited. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ®
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Template:Moss

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rather pointless, only three links here and all of them can fit into the "See also" sections of their respective articles without hassle.--HolUp (talk) 12:59, 6 December 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dittoes. The joke about segue'ing to similar but unrelated people can be something that makes See also actually funny. Compare {{Bush}}, where there is an actual political dynasty (with Kate Bush added just for fun). Spıke 🎙️13:27 6-Dec-21
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There used to be ten items in the sidebar before Mnbvcxz pruned all the red links. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 06:25, 7 December 2021 (UTC)
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Oskar Dirlewanger

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Much of the article is fact-inspired: he really was a cruel Nazi child molester born in 1895, and that's even his photo at the bottom of the page. But it's a dreary article whose main joke is claiming he's incel. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 17:54, 7 December 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fact-inspired pages with a comedy strategy is what we do here; but this is poor fan-fiction without a shred of humor. Spıke 🎙️17:57 7-Dec-21
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article did lead me to read about Dirlewanger. A Nazi so evil that the other mass murderers in that organisation stood well apart. That said, can't see where this can be taken with the Incel connection used by the author. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:38, 10 December 2021 (UTC)
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Dryer lint

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Insipid. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 20:21, 7 December 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Created by Atomicdragon136 in 2018 and never taken far enough even to stumble on a comedy strategy. Spıke 🎙️12:09 9-Dec-21
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Abandonware. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 01:00, 19 December 2021 (UTC)
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  • Insipidity is not always irredeemable, as with Ant or the line "Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?". It has to be tongue-in-cheek blandness that smiles at the reader, in order to work. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 20:21, 7 December 2021 (UTC)

Game:The Hidden World

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Game creator, The Compass, has written that he is now devoloping the game on The Fork. So unless he has finished the game over there and someone wants to copy/paste the completed game over to here, then it seems that this is an abandoned project. OnePunch Talk to me 10:10, 9 December 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Abandoned. Spıke 🎙️12:12 9-Dec-21
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Delete. He is free to re-import his own work here (as per Spoon/Fork agreement). Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:52, 19 December 2021 (UTC)
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  • Just looked on the Fork and it seems that it was deleted and abandoned. Compass has also been AFK from both Uncyclopedia's for over a year. OnePunch Talk to me 10:33, 9 December 2021 (UTC)
    FYI, legally wiki contributions can be copypasted, but always with attribution. Admin Romartus has made it clear we're against copypasting from one wiki to another without the consent of the author(s). Spıke 🎙️17:38 9-Dec-21
  • Timer reset as {{VFD}} was not on page. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 23:27, 9 December 2021 (UTC)

Donald Main Cheese

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. St Martins and Gwelo are both in Zimbabwe, Africa. As an American, I can't tell who Donald Main Cheese is supposed to lampoon (Donald Trump? Unlikely. Nelson Mandela? He was in the country of South Africa). The author Mbanje has vanished after writing this stub. But, even if it's an important figure I'm unaware of, the humor is incoherent. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 22:45, 10 December 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Author was here for one hour in 2018, this is his only contribution, and I can't tell what it's about either. Spıke 🎙️22:49 10-Dec-21
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No clue also. OnePunch Talk to me 02:13, 13 December 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Should have been tagged for deletion earlier. Probably some private joke or possible bullying. Begone. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:56, 19 December 2021 (UTC)
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Hebrew

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  1. Oy vey! Article is of low quality, especially evident with the provided language exmple (half of it is just backwards english). banana talk 16:36, 18 December 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Replace with redirect to Hebrew language after substituting OP's replacement. Spıke 🎙️17:34 18-Dec-21
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Send it to the void! Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:58, 19 December 2021 (UTC)
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Hebrew language

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  1. Article is quite mediocre, and hasn't been updated in over 10 years. Will replace it with this. banana talk 16:47, 18 December 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete/replace. Spıke 🎙️17:36 18-Dec-21
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Concur. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:58, 19 December 2021 (UTC)
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🔒 Ifrit H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An Ifrit is a race of powerful demon in Islamic mythology and a recurring summon in the Final Fantasy video game series. Unfortunately, the article is written in gamer-speak; with clichés (Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, George Bush) and rape humor. Should we get rid of this? Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 04:19, 29 December 2021 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Now barely adequate; an article about something real, with the real comedy strategy of confusing Islam with Final Fantasy. Still needs pix. 14:17 29-Dec-21 Spıke 🎙️03:03 30-Dec-21
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Flip to Keep. This works. Maybe it just needed a clean-up. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 02:20, 31 December 2021 (UTC)
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  • Horribly written article has as its primary comedy strategy the undercutting of its own credibility. I'll repair this; has anyone got illustrations? Spıke 🎙️13:04 29-Dec-21
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