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Techneta

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The remaining article in the SuperSkye personal story arc (we voted to keep the original). Spıke 🎙️12:55 14-Jun-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 09:33, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:21, June 17, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What's the actual joke here? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:27, July 31, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I struggled to find the comedy. small   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Mac Boswell's user page   [†]  22:17, July 31, 2016 (UTC)
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Remiel

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article about a non major character in Tales of Symphonia, not under their name. Getting started goes off on a new tangent, there's a lot of dry plot summary and hotness. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:29, July 28, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Uncyclopedia ought not be a place where anime fans can go to talk back to characters they are infatuated with. Any reader who is not one of these will not be interested in the page. Spıke 🎙️03:48 29-Jul-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Moonhead42 (talk) 07:26, July 29, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 07:23, July 30, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Seems to have gone through Google Translate from something else. An ugly mess of an article. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:39, July 31, 2016 (UTC)
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Mithos Yggdrasill

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just a bare plot summary with funk and dancing occasionally substituted, which is funny enough, but not for how long the article is. What's good here can just be folded into the Tales of Symphonia article; character is not notable enough for their own wikipedia page. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:00, July 28, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Enough Symphonia! This page is amateurish and unfunny fan-fiction. Spıke 🎙️03:54 29-Jul-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Moonhead42 (talk) 07:21, July 29, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As encyclopedic as hot chocolate.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 07:27, July 30, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article without any background and then goes into the 'cast' list. Humour?? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:42, July 31, 2016 (UTC)
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Emo virus

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wacky disease, listy and formulaic. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:40, July 29, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Have given this a bit of treatment.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 10:23, July 30, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Seems okay now --Moonhead42 (talk) 13:25, July 30, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Needed more. Got more. Spıke 🎙️19:52 30-Jul-16
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Antidepressant

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Editing stopped in 2009 with about a dozen edits. A lot of bad quotes, focus shifts to Tom Cruise, rather listy and anti anti depressants is navelist. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:51, July 29, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. A real article with a real comedy strategy: map mood drugs to a military force. It will be easy to remove some of the cruft. Spıke 🎙️13:55 1-Aug-16
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Irritable of contents (talk) 17:29, August 1, 2016 (UTC)
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X3

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Title isn't a parody, nor the actual title; lots of parenthesis and incomplete sentences, a specific time code also shows up for screen capping along. "I-have-no-nuts", "except the Mormons who was" "his index finger pointing at the black colored pawn that looked like a penis", "Trouble with the Man" section should be about Fox not Disney, as they bought Marvel 4 years after this film. Unlike Star Wars, the X-Men movies aren't notable or terrible enough to get their own individual or collective pages; most of the major criticisms are just that hardly anyone gets any screen time because there's like 2 dozen characters, and that the movies fail to faithfully adapt elements from the comics, like Phoenix (3), Stryker (2), and their more recognizable classic costumes (1). That and I guess Wolverine and Storm switched height. Irritable of contents (talk) 22:33, July 21, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Adequate. Spıke 🎙️02:01 1-Aug-16
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Good enough now. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:56, August 4, 2016 (UTC)
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  • From 216.16.232.98, editing stopped 4 years ago, and theirs only 21 total edits. Irritable of contents (talk) 22:33, July 21, 2016 (UTC)
  • No, Wikipedia says X-Men: The Last Stand is also known as X3. This article's Intro is self-congratulatory, the humor is cheap, undeveloped toilet humor with no real-world point, and there are no pix, but I'm not sure it's loathsome. Will delete the two one-sentence sections (one offering nothing but a nonsense number on box-office take). Spıke 🎙️03:29 26-Jul-16

Grand Theft Auto: Television City

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Although the joke from Happy Gilmore that Bob Barker is a bad ass was funny, this is an extremely listy entry. The sole contribution in 2007 from Madonna that halted construction in 2012. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:07, August 1, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Extremely playful despite overreliance on the list format. Was thoroughly vandalized with Jack-off Humor by AlmightyGameDude in 2011, now undone. Spıke 🎙️20:44 1-Aug-16
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Considering how much repetitive grinding there is in sandbox games like GTA a list makes sense. Gangster Bob Barker is funny unlike Nick Cage in Grand Theft Cosmo; Tranquility Base. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:56, August 4, 2016 (UTC)
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Count Dooku

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. NAMBLA, Faggotmatch.com, Assrape. Emperor Palpatine isn't important enough for a page so I don't know why this is a page, and he's already has an entry on CIS. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:39, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crufty and pointless. Spıke 🎙️02:13 20-Jun-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 11:22, June 21, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I have a pet hate for articles that acknowledge the reader. small   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Mac Boswell's user page   [†]  22:21, July 31, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Seems to be just shoving as many random, crufty jokes as possible into a page rather than blending them together to form a good article. ConCass2 (talk) 20:09, August 10, 2016 (UTC)
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Vash the Stampede

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "They're gay!!" and a list. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:34, July 26, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. An article about a character from an anime, worked on almost entirely by IPs, is likely to be fanfiction without a comedy theme. But if I delete the list (Interesting Facts) and the parenthetical wisecracks, it is not horrible. Spıke 🎙️14:14 27-Jul-16
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Emo Teenager

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wacky war stub, "sucks cock". Irritable of contents (talk) 23:32, July 29, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A "Random" template at the beginning of the article rarely bodes well. Hardly an Emo or Goth joke or pun in sight.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 07:33, July 30, 2016 (UTC)
    So I removed the template, and also the vandalism such as "Your gay" at the end of several sections. Spıke 🎙️13:52 1-Aug-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Author aware of the historic goths but then goes nowhere with this article. Burn. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:24, August 1, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Starting with nonsense year numbers turns out not to be nonsense, part of an incomprehensible effort to link emos with early history. A rewritten history through the eyes of the navel-gazing generation would be funny, but you'd have to start over and give it a better title. Spıke 🎙️13:51 1-Aug-16
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Kinda thought it was a good premise though.--Moonhead42 (talk) 04:54, August 14, 2016 (UTC)
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Together We Can Beat Dr Who Syndrome

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There's no explanation provided for what causes the disease other than a show being in it's fifth season; as any explanation would be specific to Dr. Who. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:58, July 31, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 2009 contribution of My Tree!. Page title is extremely unlikely to be typed. Article resembles a public-awareness appeal and not an encyclopedia article. Comedy genre is Wacky Disease; tactic is a variation of Johnny Carson "How bad is it???" Is "adverturous" a Freudian slip? Spıke 🎙️01:52 1-Aug-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 15:55, August 5, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Doesn't say what this 'syndrome' actually is. Coming out in rash when you see a Dalek?? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:21, August 12, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's not at all clear what the title means from reading, but my informed guess is it means "jumping the shark". An article with that title could be done better than this; ranty and badly done. ConCass2 (talk) 21:18, August 13, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Let's balance the ratio of headers to actual content. Let's remove the stock photo with watermark in place. Let's remove the random inclusion of teletubbies. Let's remove all the unfunny statements in the content. With all that ignored, we have this, and I'm still not sold on the donation joke. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 23:46, August 13, 2016 (UTC)
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Fisher-Price (company)

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A pretty poor article, desperately begging for the SPIKE rewrite. Also, maybe I'm alone, but I think we need to ditch the "Go eat shit fuckers" in-joke, as it's too random to be funny. Focus on something that's based in real life and is actually funny, like them having to recall lead paint-based toys.--HolUp (talk) 00:19, August 10, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The back story is that some Anon told Kip the Dip or Uncyclopedia in general to "Go eat shit fuckers" in a way having something to do with this article, and Kip's incessant desire to dominate an adversary, plus his incessant desire to write about bowel movements, led to trying to turn this into a website meme even as the company threatened legal action. It was never funny and I would be happy to see it go, whether or not it is an inherent part of our history. Spıke 🎙️03:27 10-Aug-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There's also way too much listing, it's like reading a toy catalog with out the pictures. Needs a rewrite. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:15, August 10, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The Fisher Price meme has spawned truly amazing articles like Fisher Price: A Retrospective. This is not one of them. Ugly formatting and not particularly funny. ConCass2 (talk) 10:01, August 11, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Comments below The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 23:03, August 13, 2016 (UTC)
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  • The Fisher Price in joke significantly predates Kip the Dip, and is one of the earliest in jokes in Uncyclopedia's history. While that is not sufficient to warrant it's continued inclusion, Fisher Price: A Retrospective is one of our 2006 Top Ten, and is a fantastic article IMO. The retrospective works as it relates back to the original anon edit. (There are also a few jokes that link back to IP 4.252.99.182 floating about).
This article, though, was a creation of DJ Mixerr, and it was reviewed and given an average score, but comments like "it's funny enough" show that the reviewer didn't think it was great, and was probably being generous. (Reviewed version). It received an UN:REQ award, but that's purely as it was a requested article that passed the delete on site metric. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 23:03, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

Emo bashing

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Getting drenched in Emo cum is NOT your objective, if it is, then you should be looking at the article Emo Rape", "emo/scenekid/whateverthefuckyouwwanttocallthesefaggots", "Bashing a weak, skinny person can sometimes be harder than bashing a bigger, stronger person. If you are actually going to do this, don't be a fucking dipshit and prance around with him. Just be confident and punch his stupid black face in. One good solid hit is all you need to knock this transexual out.", "If this is repeated you might just get lucky and the emo will cut a little too deep and finally kill itself.", "taste like pussy", "Quote from emo pussy", and two lists. Irritable of contents (talk) 00:19, July 30, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unclever insults against a person or class of people are not clever comedy; nor is advocacy of violence (nor even merely bullying, when that is what the article means by "bashing"). Spıke 🎙️18:20 1-Aug-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Puerile dreadfulness.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 15:52, August 5, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Agreed The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 23:48, August 13, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pants. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:06, August 16, 2016 (UTC)
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Mother Fucker

Score: -1 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mostly Listcruft and Randumbo. NRV. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 22:22, August 13, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The concept is brilliant, and since the intro made me laugh, I'll have to vote keep. The article is a bit small, but it's far from the worst. ConCass2 (talk) 13:58, August 16, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Nominator himself now seems to be toying with saving this page. Spıke 🎙️17:39 16-Aug-16
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  • I removed most of the listcruft. The Intro amused me, as Mother Fucker as the mother of a convent was an unexpected twist. Unfortunately, the page title is a blank check to type "mother fucker" to strangers without adding humor, also to channel Samuel Jackson. Spıke 🎙️02:36 14-Aug-16
  • {{VFD}} applied and clock reset.
  • Kept. Substantially improved; could use more. Spıke 🎙️00:22 18-Aug-16

Alderaan

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Preferably just a stub I think that a planet given 5 seconds of screen time should take 5 seconds to read about. The decoy earth bit needs more explanation, and I think a photo of a pile of rocks or an asteroid field would look funnier. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:50, July 26, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Three paragraphs that seem to start in the middle of a story could be appropriate for a movie franchise that started with Episode IV. It is hard to read and I didn't detect any comedy. Spıke 🎙️14:16 27-Jul-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No real comedy strategy other than to mash with planet Earth and confusing Star Wars characters.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It reads like you've just stepped in on someone else's conversation. It has no context. small   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Mac Boswell's user page   [†]  
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I think Irritable's idea had enough merit that I made the change. Still not salvageable. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 23:27, August 13, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If it can be replaced with an image without any objection, that's a sign we don't need it. Previous comments are accurate; it is simply the middle chunk of a story without the context. ConCass2 (talk) 19:45, August 18, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Can be improved on but i liked it. --Moonhead42 (talk) 13:33, July 27, 2016 (UTC)
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Gothemo

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listy, "I saw an elderly pensioner being raped by ten chavs, until I realised their ultimate idiocy", "here is no attrative Gothemo in the world. Except for me. And me. Me too.", " "I'll take on all six of you, even fucking Freddy Kruger over there!" Ingredients: Chuck Norris, Ninja. Irritable of contents (talk) 00:07, July 30, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A 2006 effort of Ourdearmoshe to mock specific individuals in his own city. Spıke 🎙️14:06 1-Aug-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The third sentence of the first paragraph was the highlight.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 15:47, August 5, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. (Last best version). If it were an article that related to something that some - anyone - would ever read, it might have survivability. Given any improvement on this is unlikely to get past the "meh, okay" rating, it doesn't have enough to warrant it's continued existence. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 23:35, August 13, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The "Allies and Enemies" section suggests that a real-life "gothemo" crew were insulted by a group of "chavs", and are using Uncyclopedia as a way to fantasise about toughly battering said chavs. Good for them, but it's not funny for anyone else to read. ConCass2 (talk) 19:56, August 18, 2016 (UTC)
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Billy Joel

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is terrible.--HolUp (talk) 05:06, August 16, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Virtuoso at work. Since he is editing in-place rather than devising a replacement article, I'll help by voting Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Spıke 🎙️15:53 18-Aug-16
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Rewritten by Sog and Spike. This ballot has fulfilled its purpose. ConCass2 (talk) 19:41, August 18, 2016 (UTC)
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  • Not terrible, just inept. A real article about someone real, with a real comedy strategy: Play off the song titles. Full of red-links and makes a predictable turn downward toward pimps and whores. (Correction: A tour through the History suggests it started with that, though it was later crufted up with an endless list of song-title puns and bickering quotations.) Spıke 🎙️11:50 16-Aug-16

Church Burnings

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A repeat of the photo caption gag about electric fans. Even if this becomes about the band Mayhem in particular or a tribute to the Norwegian black metal scene in general it will probably end up sounding a lot like an episode of Metalocalypse. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:29, July 31, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another of Aleister's attempts to stick into the satire encyclopedia a page that has only a sight gag. Spıke 🎙️18:10 1-Aug-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One of Aleister's?? How come this had survived so long like this??? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:22, August 12, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I find it stupid. Its not funny. Brmty2002 Brmty2002 (talk) 00:16, August 18, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Insufficient content to survive. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:55, August 21, 2016 (UTC)
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Cartoon Network

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mostly ranting without humor. Can someone perhaps salvage this article?--HolUp (talk) 01:56, August 3, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cartoon Network is similarly structured along eras of shows, but contains comedy and not just comments; though those sections can just be copied into a new article. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:56, August 4, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Very opinionated, subjective.--Equalrights4animals (talk) 04:23, August 18, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Irritable has rendered it more than "ranting without humor." Spıke 🎙️03:29 21-Aug-16
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Is able to be fixed with some editing. Jade9001 (talk) 23:20, August 21, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not the funniest thing ever, but reasonably so. --Moonhead42 (talk) 05:37, August 22, 2016 (UTC)
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Damn Fundamentalist Christians

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The fundament standing for buttocks is amusing, but overall breaking apart syllables and giving them their own section is a bit convuluted and listy; and it ends up worse than a forced acronym. Fun, lists, christ, dament and mental are a bit of a stretch though and the list of Ians is followed by another random list of celebrities. Editing ceased in 2008. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:15, August 10, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. After the dumb caricature in the Intro that fails Poe's Law, the page's first serious comedy strategy is lexical deconstruction, yawn. Spıke 🎙️04:02 11-Aug-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Moonhead42 (talk) 03:38, August 12, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Any article that devolves into lexical deconstruction is terrible. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 23:19, August 13, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Be damned, be gone. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:25, August 22, 2016 (UTC)
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