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UnNews:Virgin Shark gives birth to Aquatic Messiah (history, logs)

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Score: 12 Hydrocephalic Angels on the head of a pin

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This is an excellent example of an evil UnNews article, and therefore worthy of nomination Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:52, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
For: 19
  1. Mostly, because it makes fun of Christianity. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:52, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. "Those foolish scientists are so blinded" - now that is good comedy --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:13, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. Weak for, just 'cause it's awfully short. Still, I think it's FA-able. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:20, Jan 19
  4. Weakish, but still Forish, For - UnIdiot | Talk? | Theme - 14:16, Jan 19
  5. For - That one picture just does it to me. Humourly. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:59, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Icon.gifSir Xiao Li CUN VFH NS (Talk)[citation needed] 02:50, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
  7. For --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 14:47, Jan. 20, 2008
  8. Fo --THE 14:55, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
  9. For Go Kip!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:34, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. Awesome pictures, especially for such a small article. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 18:56, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
  11. For, though she wasn't a virgin when I was done with her. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:07, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
  12. for. this one suprised me.--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:23, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
  13. For This article is sooo much better than Jesus mAttlobster. (hello) 20:56, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
  14. Symbol for vote.svg For. Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia!
  15. Symbol for vote.svg For. This article might get even more popular than Jesus. (But not as popular as The Beatles!)-->:( 21:25, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
  16. Symbol for vote.svg For. Behold, the King of the Jaws! - classic Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png
  17. Symbol for vote.svg For. --MNM5150 21:12, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
  18. Symbol for vote.svg For.--Moneke 11:02, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
  19. Symbol for vote.svg Meh. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 01:35 4 Feb, 2008)
Against: 7
  1. Meh It's a noble effort and alright concept. I just think the execution is weak as hell. -RAHB 23:52, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. Also meh. It's got steak but no sizzle. I loves the sizzle, I does! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:15, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. Meh - I reread it and I don't think it's FA worthy. I agree with MO and RAHB here--Æ 23:42, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
  4. Meh per above. --Dexter111344 22:14, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
  5. Meh Perfectly good article; not great. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 03:11, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
  6. Meh. Just not enough spark. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:16, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
  7. Boring. I don’t want this article to be featured. TheEAjawa (talk) 17:41, August 28, 2017 (UTC)
Comments:
  • Abs per RAHB, but slightly less. And per MO, as I too love the sizzle. --THINKER 20:21, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Self-abstain - I've changed my mind as well. This article is okay, but not feature worthy. It's not that satirical, instead making easy jokes against religious people. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 01:46, Jan. 29, 2008

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