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Vote	Score: 13 Acts of porking [sic]
Nominated by:	—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:38, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
For: 14	Nom+For. UnNews like you've never seen it before. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:38, 7 April 2009 (UTC) For because this article is my snowflake and we should lower the standards so it feels good about itself and I don't have to be a good parent. --monika 20:09, 7 April 2009 (UTC) strong for. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:14, 8 April 2009 (UTC) For. Great stuff. That image though - Barack's the President of the USA and he's not wearing a tie...what sort of example does he provide for inner-city black kids? Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 08:53, 9 April 2009 (UTC) For. British jokes are the finest, but American jokes still have a bit of concept. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 04:09, 10 April 2009 (UTC) For. Love this. So what if it has a point? It's funny stuff. Dbtng 10:25, 10 April 2009 (UTC) For. It is a bit long for an UnNews, but dammit, it's funny. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:53, 11 Apr Stupid kids lol 81.165.225.248 21:54, 11 April 2009 (UTC) For. T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:25, 12 April 2009 (UTC) Sure. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:56, Apr 13 For. The policy we've all been waiting for. -- Meta 500 02:40, 15 April 2009 (UTC) For. 76.120.125.126 20:57, 16 April 2009 (UTC) For Very good, quite like an editorial --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 05:22, 18 April 2009 (UTC) For. Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 10:20, Apr. 18, 2009 For. --Docile hippopotamus 09:46, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
Against: 1	Against. A polemic rather than unNews. Perhaps an article instead ?--Romartus 06:30, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments:	Abstain. I are a Brit. It looks well written, but I can't quite get the joke. I need education Asahatter (annoy) 22:50, 7 April 2009 (UTC) As brief as possible? "No Child Left Behind", Bush's administration's policy, required all (95%) children at a school pass state-regulated exams to get federal funding. Blah blah blah, it fucked up a lot of public (state-run, not British "public") schools because it was really stupid. This fictional proposed plan is as opposite a policy as I could come up with. It is completely ridiculous but still makes more sense than NCLB. Toss in some references to actual people, and BAM, unnews. --monika 23:01, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

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