Uncyclopedia:Top10 09/May

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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Top 10 voting process. The rules are simple. You go through all of the featured articles of the last month, and you pick your favorite 10. You only get 10 votes, so choose wisely. Also, you may only vote once for each article you decide to vote for. After a while, or whenever we feel like it, we'll end the voting and the 3 articles with the most votes will become Uncyclopedia's Top 3 of May 2009. If there are any ties I don't know what will happen, so try to avoid ties.

All entries are in alphabetical order for easier finding. Sign your votes using #your name. IP votes are counted as half a vote. Please update the score when you add your name.

Remember: Only 10 votes.
Voting ends on the 15th

AIDS (Space Program)

Score: 12
(Featured: 10 May 2009)
  1. Staircase
  2. Orian57
  3. Tagstit
  4. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  5. Nameable
  6. Sonje
  7. Mahm00shA
  8. Gerrycheevers
  9. Moneke
  10. Docile hippopotamus
  11. Saberwolf116
  12. Todd Lyons

Albanian interpretationalist cinema

Score: 4
(Featured: 29 May 2009)
  1. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  2. Sonje
  3. TheLedBalloon
  4. Todd Lyons

Free lunch

Score: 4
(Featured: 26 May 2009)
  1. Mahm00shA
  2. CheddarBBQ
  3. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans
  4. DJ Irreverent

Gazelle

Score: 11
(Featured: 15 May 2009)
  1. Orian57
  2. Staircase
  3. Tagstit
  4. NaturalBornKieler
  5. Under user
  6. Gerrycheevers
  7. DJ Irreverent
  8. Sonje
  9. Mnbvcxz
  10. Moneke
  11. Docile hippopotamus

History of Google

Score: 6
(Featured: 6 May 2009)
  1. NaturalBornKieler
  2. Under user
  3. Moneke
  4. ImNotASunbeam
  5. DJ Irreverent
  6. Todd Lyons

Great Britain

Score: 9
(Featured: 25 May 2009)
  1. Orian57
  2. Thekillerfroggy
  3. Guildensternenstein
  4. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  5. Staircase
  6. Mahm00shA
  7. Gerrycheevers
  8. Optimuschris
  9. TheLedBalloon

HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle

Score: 13
(Featured: 7 May 2009)
  1. Orian57
  2. Tagstit
  3. Mahm00shA
  4. Necropaxx
  5. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  6. Sonje
  7. Nameable
  8. LongLiverh3
  9. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans
  10. Methamphetamine!
  11. Optimuschris
  12. DJ Irreverent
  13. Todd Lyons

HowTo:Write Serj Tankian Lyrics

Score: 2
(Featured: 5 May 2009)
  1. Necropaxx
  2. CheddarBBQ

HowTo:Be An Honest Crook

Score: 3
(Featured: 24 May 2009)
  1. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans
  2. ImNotASunbeam
  3. Todd Lyons

Joseph Conrad

Score: 1
(Featured: 2 May 2009)
  1. Sonje

Kingfisher

Score: 7
(Featured: 8 May 2009)
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Sonje
  3. Gerrycheevers
  4. Thekillerfroggy
  5. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans
  6. Moneke
  7. DJ Irreverent

Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters

Score: 5
(Featured: 19 May 2009)
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Nameable
  3. Sonje
  4. Under user
  5. Todd Lyons

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

Score: 3
(Featured: 22 May 2009)
  1. Guildensternenstein
  2. CheddarBBQ
  3. Docile hippopotamus

Nursery

Score: 8
(Featured: 27 May 2009)
  1. Orian57
  2. LongLiverh3
  3. Tagstit
  4. Mahm00shA
  5. CheddarBBQ
  6. Nameable
  7. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  8. ImNotASunbeam

Oscar the Grouch

Score: 11
(Featured: 31 May 2009)
  1. Tagstit
  2. CheddarBBQ
  3. Staircase
  4. Orian57
  5. Sonje
  6. Gerrycheevers
  7. Mnbvcxz
  8. Docile hippopotamus
  9. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  10. ImNotASunbeam
  11. Saberwolf116

Red Lobster

Score: 8
(Featured: 20 May 2009)
  1. Staircase
  2. Tagstit
  3. Necropaxx
  4. Modusoperandi
  5. Under user
  6. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans
  7. CheddarBBQ
  8. Moneke

Robert Shaw

Score: 4
(Featured: 12 May 2009)
  1. Necropaxx
  2. Under user
  3. Gerrycheevers
  4. Todd Lyons

Seal Clubbing

Score: 3
(Featured: 11 May 2009)
  1. Staircase
  2. Guildensternenstein
  3. NaturalBornKieler

Strategic Stereotypical Australian Reserve

Score: 1
(Featured: 3 May 2009)
  1. Gerrycheevers

Tapheselachophobia

Score: 8
(Featured: 16 May 2009)
  1. Staircase
  2. Necropaxx
  3. Nameable
  4. Under user
  5. CheddarBBQ
  6. Cajek
  7. Docile hippopotamus
  8. Todd Lyons

UnBooks:American History!

Score: 3
(Featured: 9 May 2009)
  1. Guildensternenstein
  2. CheddarBBQ
  3. Mnbvcxz

Unfomercials:Uncyclopedia Krazy Kemistry Set

Score: 4
(Featured: 23 May 2009)
  1. Mahm00shA
  2. Necropaxx
  3. Staircase
  4. Docile hippopotamus

UnNews:Political extremism on the rise in animal world

Score: 3
(Featured: 1 May 2009)
  1. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  2. ImNotASunbeam
  3. Todd Lyons

UnNews:Wolverine hits the big screen

Score: 1
(Featured: 13 May 2009)
  1. YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans

UnScripts:The Creature of Planet Cheese

Score: 5
(Featured: 17 May 2009)
  1. Staircase
  2. Necropaxx
  3. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  4. TheLedBalloon
  5. Docile hippopotamus

UnScripts:The Device

Score: 10
(Featured: 28 May 2009)
  1. Orian57
  2. Staircase
  3. Mahm00shA
  4. CheddarBBQ
  5. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
  6. Sonje
  7. Under user
  8. Cajek
  9. TheLedBalloon
  10. Nameable

UnScripts:The Rapid And The Ragey

Score: 5
(Featured: 21 May 2009)
  1. Mahm00shA
  2. Necropaxx
  3. Nameable
  4. TheLedBalloon
  5. Todd Lyons

UnTweets:Mr McElroyLand!

Score: 5
(Featured: 14 May 2009)
  1. Orian57
  2. Guildensternenstein
  3. Mahm00shA
  4. Sonje
  5. Nameable

Why?:Don't You Get a Job?

Score: 3
(Featured: 18 May 2009)
  1. Under user
  2. Orian57
  3. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user