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This is where you go to request new items for the Uncyclopedia Store. Wether it be an Oscar Wilde T-Shirt. A hilarious postcard or a sign that just screams out. It goes here to be blessed, However there are some rules here.
- The item must be one of the items that we offer.
- It must be in JPG or BMP format. If you want it to look good, You must offer a PNG file with transparency.
- The item must be in a high resolution.
- It must be funny and hilarious.
- If you have an aditional design for the back, you have the option to include it.
- No offensive Images. Please!'
and in turn. If you want your design to be noticed, Please add the --~~~~ to the request. For example.
--Uncyclopedia 16:06, 31 October 2020 (UTC)
Thank you for choosing The Uncyclopedia Store and we hope you have a nice day.
Potato Puzzle[edit]
The Original Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato...I Don't Think It's So Funny But It's Worth a Try. I'm Surprised No One Has Suggested That Before. Sasuke Kid 10:05, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
Burning Dog Tee[edit]
Credit for the dog symbol goes to MoneySign; I just slapped it onto a warning label. --Algorithm 21:49, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
- This is a funny picture, and it has made it to the shop as a Tee. --NXWave 22:37, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Sexual Predator[edit]
Would love to see this on a back tshirt... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Dead Snigger[edit]
And this on other things. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Well done, The sexual predator image has been made into a T-Shirt and the Dead Snigger Image has been put on various objects, Expect more various objects to be plastered with that image. --NXWave 19:06, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
NRV on a Shirt[edit]
I'd buy that. --
00:44, 27 November 2007 (UTC)PSDP[edit]
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It combine PSP and NDS. I don't know if it's funny or if it's good to be in Uncyclopedia Store.--SunnyChow 10:48, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
I'd Buy That...If It Was Less Than 100$. However, I'd recommend PlayStation DS (PSDS) As a name. Sasuke Kid 10:05, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
Huffing: Home Edition[edit]
Not an Uncyclopedia admin? Expierience the thrill of deleting the efforts of useless IP adresses to vandalise Uncyclopedia in the comfort of your own home! Sir Not A Good Username360
KUN 19:02, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
Zork for PS3[edit]
The Store doesn't have any Zork merchandise. Here's what the console version of Zork would look like. I also suggest putting Zork-brand merchandise with the Zork logo on it. It's been bought before with other game series... Sir Not A Good Username360
KUN 21:55, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
Other misc. images[edit]
- Borat to the future.jpg