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The users listed below were checked out by: ChiefjusticeDS.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were shot through the heart, and you're to blame.

115.113.57.143 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits) - blanked Jat --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:43 Mar 31 2010

The users listed below were checked out by: ChiefjusticeDS.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given the Cain treatment.
The users listed below were checked out by: ChiefjusticeDS.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have formed a new religion.
The users listed below were checked out by: Under user.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined the salvation army.
The users listed below were checked out by: Modusoperandi.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given the Cain treatment.
The users listed below were checked out by: Modusoperandi.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined a garage band.
The users listed below were checked out by: Under user.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have formed a new religion.
The users listed below were checked out by: Under user.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been excused from finger painting classes until further notice.

*Mrpingas (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups) - Vandal --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) I already reported him, silly Syndrome. Dunno why my link isn't working.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 03:59, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

The users listed below were checked out by: Modusoperandi.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or received a complimentary pair of short trousers to wear as punishment.
The users listed below were checked out by: Under user at RabbiTechno's secret ninjew training facility.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were knowing me/knowing you aha there is nothing we can do.
The users listed below were checked out by: Under user.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were stampeded by some angry baby seals.
The users listed below were checked out by: Under user.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have formed a new religion.
The users listed below were checked out by: Under user.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or received a complimentary pair of short trousers to wear as punishment.
The users listed below were checked out by: Jack Phoenix.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were knowing me/knowing you aha there is nothing we can do.
The users listed below were checked out by: Modusoperandi.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have stopped, collaborated and listened.
The users listed below were checked out by: Roman Dog Bird.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were stampeded by some angry baby seals.
The users listed below were checked out by: Modusoperandi.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined the Choir Invisible.
The users listed below were checked out by: Under user.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have formed a new religion.
The users listed below were checked out by: Mordillo.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have stopped, collaborated and listened.
The users listed below were checked out by: Mordillo.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined a garage band.
Left a warning. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:08, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
The users listed below were checked out by: Codeine.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been excused from finger painting classes until further notice.
Deleted the content and left him a message for now. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 11:34, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
The users listed below were checked out by: Under user.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given a small dead mouse.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000 at Chief's den of dastardly damnation.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given the Ludovico technique.
Al-right then... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:36, Mar 19
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000 at Chief's den of dastardly damnation.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined the salvation army.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were stampeded by some angry baby seals.
The users listed below were checked out by: Under user.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given the Ludovico technique.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were knowing me/knowing you aha there is nothing we can do.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were stampeded by some angry baby seals.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given the Cain treatment.
The users listed below were checked out by: Modusoperandi.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were stampeded by some angry baby seals.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were knowing me/knowing you aha there is nothing we can do.
The users listed below were checked out by: Modusoperandi.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined the Choir Invisible.
The users listed below were checked out by: Under user.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were stampeded by some angry baby seals.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given the Cain treatment.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined a garage band.
The users listed below were checked out by: Modusoperandi.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have formed a new religion.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000 at Chief's court of extreme pain.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were stampeded by some angry baby seals.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000 at Chief's court of pain.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined the salvation army.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have stopped, collaborated and listened.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined the salvation army.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined a garage band.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were shot through the heart, and you're to blame.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were shot through the heart, and you're to blame.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have formed a new religion.
More idiots to come no doubt... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:27, Mar 11
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been excused from finger painting classes until further notice.
Maybe not this guy... Benefit of the doubt. That does 'kinda' fit the song enough to warrant not being banned... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:22, Mar 10
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were shot through the heart, and you're to blame.
The users listed below were checked out by: Under user.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined the salvation army.
The users listed below were checked out by: Under user at some point in the recent past.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given a small dead mouse.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given the Ludovico technique.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were shot through the heart, and you're to blame.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have stopped, collaborated and listened.
Just the one edit, and could be forgiven for being a lack of judgement. I would rather see a warning in the revert reason, and maybe a talk page warning if you are that bothered. If he keeps it up nom him again, but I'm not blocking just for that one edit. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:32, Mar 6
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have stopped, collaborated and listened.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were knowing me/knowing you aha there is nothing we can do.
The users listed below were checked out by: Under user.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been excused from finger painting classes until further notice.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000 at Chief's dolmen of death (What? you don't know what a dolmen is? Shame on you).
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined the Choir Invisible.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given the Cain treatment.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were stampeded by some angry baby seals.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000 at Chief's den of dark deeds.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were shot through the heart, and you're to blame.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given the Cain treatment.
Yep, and I already blocked him. You can check if they are already blocked by clicking the "all" link in the {{IP}} template after you preview your edit here, and before you save it. Nice to see ya trying to do good stuff on Ban Patrol though... :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:05, Mar 3
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have stopped, collaborated and listened.
I thought those were just bad edits. Maybe a talk page warning first might have been better first. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:31, Mar 3
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were knowing me/knowing you aha there is nothing we can do.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000 at Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have formed a new religion.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000 at Penis Penis Penis.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined the Choir Invisible.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000 at Penis.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were knowing me/knowing you aha there is nothing we can do.
The users listed below were checked out by: Modusoperandi.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have stopped, collaborated and listened.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined a garage band.
  • He's on my radar now. No need for ban yet. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:01, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or received a complimentary pair of short trousers to wear as punishment.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have stopped, collaborated and listened.
  • Alphmega (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups). Something fishy is going on here as the below user took the liberty of moving a Disney related page out of this guy's user space into the mainspace. Possibly another sock? Of course, the possibility exists that neither one of these two users have actually done anything wrong. :D -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:49, 25 Feb
Book of kralnor.jpg
All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded.
Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon.
If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint,
but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

. I'm guessing a Bambifan/Tinkywinkyisgay sock. Edit: I should probably explained. He keeps redirecting things to suspicious titles. (IE:Disney Movie stuff)—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 23:12, February 25, 2010 (UTC)

The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have stopped, collaborated and listened.
The users listed below were checked out by: Mordillo.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined a garage band.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been excused from finger painting classes until further notice.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or received a complimentary pair of short trousers to wear as punishment.
I think that was their teacher actually! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:27, Feb 23
The users listed below were checked out by: Jack Phoenix.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined the salvation army.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have stopped, collaborated and listened.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000 at Socky's den of evil deeds.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have stopped, collaborated and listened.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000 at Chief's courtroom. He has got a black cap on today for some reason....
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were knowing me/knowing you aha there is nothing we can do.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or received a complimentary pair of short trousers to wear as punishment.
He only did it once! You are a harsh man Chief! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:46, Feb 20
I didn't realise that we only banned after multiple recreations, I think I've seen admins ban for just one before. But in future I will only pull them up here if they do it several times. --ChiefjusticeDS 19:11, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
Well, us admins can view deleted contributions, so possibly what you saw b4 was more than 1. I think it depends mostly on the mood the admin is in at the time actually. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:30, Feb 20
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined a garage band.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000 at Mordillo's mother's house. I was offered tea, cake, and complemented her on the upholstery before leaving with no further incident.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been excused from finger painting classes until further notice.
The users listed below were checked out by: Under user.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given the Cain treatment.
The users listed below were checked out by: Under user.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been excused from finger painting classes until further notice.
The users listed below were checked out by: Mordillo at MrN's pants.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or received a complimentary pair of short trousers to wear as punishment.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined the salvation army.

97.95.236.249 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits) vandal. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:32, February 16, 2010 (UTC) 153.107.97.156 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits) - cyberbully. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 10:34, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000 at Socky's house of Sacramento.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have stopped, collaborated and listened.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given the Ludovico technique.

Tgfjbufg (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups) He's a blanker and vandal. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:25, February 14, 2010 (UTC)

The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or received a complimentary pair of short trousers to wear as punishment.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have formed a new religion.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were stampeded by some angry baby seals.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000 at Chief's tepee. Wot?.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or were stampeded by some angry baby seals.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given the Ludovico technique.
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have been given a small dead mouse.
Can't block for that I'm afraid Chief. You need to send him a message first, or be able to show that you have attempted somehow to get to some sort of a compromise. If he then ignores that... Then I happy to block. Yea.. It sucks I know... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:04, Feb 11
OK then, will contact him if it happens again. --ChiefjusticeDS 17:06, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
He's probably a fat cunt. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:22, Feb 11
The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have joined the Choir Invisible.
The users listed below were checked out by: Modusoperandi.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or received a complimentary pair of short trousers to wear as punishment.

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The users listed below were checked out by: MrN9000.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have stopped, collaborated and listened.
The users listed below were checked out by: Modusoperandi.
They were either banned by the above, banned by someone else,
or have formed a new religion.
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