Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 28
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September 28: Brick Wall Commemoration Day
- 1102 - The first all-brick room construction is done by an unknown bricklayer who also invents the oubliette at the same time.
- 1200 - Roger Waters places first brick in The Wall.
- 1207 - The first brick wall crumbles. 491 years of darkness ensues.
- 1698 - Brick is reinvented by Kevin Costner as a flotation device. Costner decrees that any major milestone of the brick must henceforth occur on September 26.
- 1699 - Roger Waters put another brick in The Wall. Masons remain unmoved.
- 1704 - First 'stack of bricks' is discovered at the bottom of Lake Superior, along with Ricki Lake.
- 1837 - Humpty Dumpty trades in a brick wall for something a lot more stable.
- 1839 - Mister Angry Waters throw a lot of bricks in The Wall again and again.
- 1917 - All in all, Roger Waters puts another fuckin' brick in The Wall.
- 1923 - The Wailing Wall collapses after major flooding caused by millions of pilgrims.
- 1930 - Wall Street crashes due to mortar stocks going through the roof.
- 1989 - The Berlin Wall breaks up after discovering its cover version of Canadian Idiot is not popular in America.
- 1997 - Prof. M. Brick invents the 'new' brick wall to commemorate the 299th anniversary of the brick.
- 1999 - WLCP's Another Brick in the Eye reaches number 72 in the Billboard Charts.
- 2007 - The first iPhone is bricked, causing Steve Jobs to cackle maniacally.