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Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 4
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March 4: Galileo Galileo Galileo Figaro (Iran)
- 842 - Mama, just killed a man
- 931 - Put a gun against his head
- 1040 - Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
- 1132 - Mama, life had just begun
- 1207 - But now I've gone and thrown it all away
- 1266 - Mama, Ooh-ooh-ooh
- 1329 - I see a little silhouetto of a man
- 1535 - Scaramouche, Scaramouche will you do the fandango?
- 1676 - Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me
- 1698 - Galileo Galileo Galileo Figaro
- 1702 - Magnifico-o-o-o-o-o-o
- 1780 - I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
- 1809 - He's just a poor boy from a poor family
- 1816 - Spare him his life from this monstrosity
- 1834 - Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?