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August 30: Intentional Dyslexic Devil Worshipper Day
- 1 BCE - Devil worship is invented by emo lord Hebert.
- 986 - A devil worshipper gets tricked into selling his soul to God.
- 1585 - Devil worshippers are saved from being burned at the stake after the inquisitor concludes they were only cursing "dog".
- 1992 - Dyslexic devil worshippers name their religion the Church of Santa Ana.
- 1994 - Eugene Victor Tombs begins his search for the horizon.
- 1997 - Devil worshippers go to an apartment in New York for their pilgrimage to Stan.
- 9199 - De vil foll woers f era KY2 com ptuer suh t down t o be teh end of a ll mnaknid. T om Cr uis e cure s Sa nat of his dysle xia thro ghu Sci en tolog y.
- 2001 - Confused devil worshippers vandalize walls by spray painting 999 on them.
- 2004 - Gorgoroth releases their new album. Dyslexic Satan worshipping becomes part of the new subgenre called "Tarzanic Black Metal".
- 2005 - A dyslexic devil worshipper sells a sole to Santa.
- 2010 - There are now over 900,000 dyslexic weevil dorshippers in the world.
- 2015 - It is found that 60% of all dyslexic devil worshippers worship Santa, 30% worship Stan, and 10% worship Satin.
- 3001 - The Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything is discovered along with the question that it is the answer to. Simultaneous knowledge of both causes the Universe to vanish from existence, replaced by something even more bizarre.